6 January 2010 (Wednesday) - Snow

One of the better things I like about my job is that periodically I get to go to other hospitals to formally inspect their trainees to see if they are ready to become State Registered. For me, it’s a day out, and a bit of fun. For the trainees it’s positively nerve wracking. They spend months building themselves up to these inspections, and because of this I would not cancel one lightly. But the threat of snow had me worried.

So, having spent much of yesterday checking the weather forecasts, I had determined from various sources that snow wasn’t expected until mid day today. No one told the “weather pixies” about the forecasts, and so it snowed yesterday evening. I got up early today expecting to find thick snow, but it wasn’t too bad, and so I decided to set off for Pembury.


As I left home the roads were quite passable, and the snow was but a light dusting. As I drove west, so the roads became worse. When I finally decided that I’d made a mistake by going ahead with the inspection today, I was only five miles from my destination, so I carried on regardless.

There are those who laugh about the piddlingly small amounts of snow we have in the UK, but I would respectfully suggest that these people are overlooking one major fact. We are in a country which has made a conscious decision to give up whenever it snows. As I drove through the worst of it (two inches deep near Tunbridge Wells) there were some interesting articles on the radio about this very subject.


A chap representing small businesses was complaining that so many small businesses are forced to close in the snow. The reason being the need for the employees to provide child care for their children. Thousands of employees would happily get to work, and do a day’s work if not for the local schools having a blanket policy of closing at the slightest hint of snow. In order to provide a balanced view of the matter, the radio station had invited the UK’s boss headmaster (I forget the chap’s exact title) to give the view of the teaching profession. When asked why schools close so promptly whenever there is any white stuff, the headmaster answered (in a patronising tone) “because it’s snowing”. And continued to use this answer (pretty much verbatim and with increasing volume) for the duration of the interview. Apparently in the same way that night follows day, so school closures follow snow. It snows – schools close – like it or lump it (!) This wasn’t a matter for question, let alone discussion, or so we were reliably informed.

It was suggested that the reason that they close is that if schools stay open but a small amount of pupils *really* can’t get in because of the snow, then such non-attendance affects the school’s position in the league tables. But if the school closes, then the league table position is unaffected. The boss headmaster wouldn’t deny it, but got rather angry whilst not denying it.

It was sad that such a senior teacher chose to speak to the nation in the same way that he might chastise a recalcitrant fourth-former.


The radio then interviewed the “Minister for Talking Rubbish” who said that it was not economical to budget and prepare for something as infrequent as winter, coming as it does only once a year. Apparently since the media made such a fuss about MPs wasting public money on their second homes, duck houses and cleaning their moats, the government is “understandably” loathe to waste money on frivolous things such as preparing for snow.


I eventually got to my destination, did my inspection (she passed – they usually do), and then set off home again. Whilst I’d been inside, it had warmed up a tad outside, and the snow was becoming slushy. Getting home was far easier than getting there, and on the way home, all the cars that had skidded into ditches had been reclaimed either by their owners or by vehicle recovery services.


I then spent the afternoon writing up my report on the inspected trainee, and then spent some time on my work-related websites here and here. I have this theory that these web sites might be useful. So far, no one’s told me they aren’t.

Whilst working on them I had the phone constantly dialling the chokey. Having received a visiting order, the plan was to book a visit for a forthcoming Sunday. After two hours waiting for the phone to be answered, I was eventually told that my form was the wrong colour and that it would not be acceptable for a Sunday. I need it to be blue, not red. The fact that it was the prison (and not “Norman Stanley” who sent out the red form is neither here nor there….


5 January 2010 (Tuesday) - Oh Well...

I have often heard it said that God laughs when we make plans. Yesterday I was speculating on treating myself to something expensive on the money saved from not paying council tax for a couple of months. Today I have spent that money.

The ‘er indoors TM – mobile went for its MOT and service today. By some strange co-incidence the bill was almost exactly the same as the amount of bonus money I was expecting to have from two month free from council tax.

Perhaps I won’t be getting that new PC or camera after all.


Talking of cars, the “My Boy TM - mobile” is up for its MOT in a fortnight, and it’s no secret that hopes aren’t high. I’ve mentioned before about how quiet (!) he can be, and I’m sure we all overheard last night’s bellowed telephone conversation in which he was considering cutting his losses, not bothering with the MOT and taking the thing directly to the scrap yard. He’s now talking about his next car. I’m hearing the phrase “Land Rover” more and more. Almost as much as I’m hearing the phrase “can’t afford”.


I suppose the blog won’t be complete unless I mention the third car in the family fleet. My car is still rather full with display boards. I’ve spoken with the nice lady at Woodchurch Village Hall who says that if I can find a suitable space, we can store the boards there. I’m sure I can find somewhere…


4 January 2010 (Monday) - A Windfall

I’ve had a revelation. As we come to the end of the financial year, there’s no council tax to be paid for a couple of months. Rather than squandering the money on beer, I’m tempted to waste the money I’ll save on buying something “big”.


My current computer is now three years old. In PC circles, that’s positively antiquated. It is beginning to creak a little. On booting (which takes ages), the thing always finds some new hardware which isn’t there. And one more than one occasions it’s failed to launch the anti-virus software.

I’ve recently done some fiddling about with my computer to try to breathe new life into it. Perhaps most radically was a “reg clean-up”. I’m reliably informed that this will make the thing work better. I hope so, but I remain unconvinced. The only tangible thing I noticed was that the clean-up tried to delete the anti-virus software.

New PCs come with Windows 7. I’m told that Windows 7 has an XP emulation mode in which I can run NeverWinter Nights, and (to be honest) running that game is probably the number one consideration I’ll have for a new PC. Continuing this blog will be in number two position.

It’s been suggested that I leave the PC as it is for gaming, and buy a NetBook for net surfing, blogging, etc. Perhaps I’m being thick, but I can’t see the advantages of this plan. My existing PC isn’t really of a high enough spec for today’s PC gaming, and it wouldn’t cost that much more than a NetBook to replace the whole PC. In fact, having a (admittedly very quick) look round eBay makes me think that a standard base-unit type PC is cheaper than a comparable laptop or NetBook.

OK, so a NetBook is portable, but do I want a computer which is portable? I have cordless phones which are portable, and I spend hours trying to find where I left them. A PC stays where it lives. I can see the advantages of taking a NetBook to the astro club if I was giving a talk, but the NetBooks I’ve seen on eBay don’t have sockets to plug into the projector Perhaps I need to do a bit more research. Or take advice from my loyal readers.


Something else I might waste by money on would be a new digital camera. I got my new phone purely for the camera on it, but seeing how the phone battery only lasts for a day (at most), the thing’s usually dead when I want to take a photo. I have a digital camera, but it is old – I bought the thing in 2001. To be honest, it’s on the way out. There is a tangible delay of a couple of seconds between pressing the button and it taking a photo. And it eats batteries. If I leave the batteries in, they go flat within a couple of hours. So I have taken to leaving the battery compartment open to save the battery power. Perhaps a new camera might be money well spent.

The only trouble is that I don’t know the first thing about cameras. I know less about new cameras than new PCs, and that’s saying something. I can’t tell an F-stop from an exposure. And I’m not going to ask in the shop. Is it just me, or is there really a patronising arrogance and snobbery about camera salesmen?


Another possible waste of saved council tax money would be sat-nav. Specifically one for my bike. Bike scrat-navs aren’t cheap, and it would save stopping to fiddle about with maps every time I came to a junction.


Last year this cash went towards a new front door, and the year before it went on Koi. What shall I spend it on this year?

I’m not alone in having an unexpected council tax bung. I wonder what my loyal readers will spend theirs on….


3 January 2010 (Sunday) - New Fence, Old Photos

This long weekend for the New Year’s holiday has (for me) been pretty much wasted days. What with the snow and cold, I’ve barely left the house and have spent far too long in NeverWinter. I loathe and detest sitting round doing nothing, so today I was determined to go out and do something. If it was only a dull wander round some garden centres.


Last year our front garden fence collapsed. I’ve been meaning to replace it for some time. Next door’s got iron railings which look good, but are rather tall for my liking. I’d like shorter ones. And the length of railing I want is “non-standard” (nine feet seven inches), so I’d have to have them custom-made I’ve tried to contact wrought iron suppliers, but they don’t reply. Which is exactly what next door found when they tried to get bespoke railings. For all this talk of recession and credit crunch, some people don’t want the work.

I’ve come to the conclusion that since I’m not a blacksmith, a wooden fence would be easier. I can buy fence panels in various places, and I can cut them to size. (Oh, how easy it is to type these words. I expect in the weeks to come I shall regret this foolish boast.)


So, together with ‘er indoors TM , we set off through the snow to B&Q to have a look at their fencing. Rather disappointing, really. But they did have a decking balustrade which gave me an idea. Two balustrades and a bit of rope might look quite fetching. Or rather awful, depending on your views on rope fencing.

Homebase didn’t have much at all in the way of fencing. To make up for this, they did have a nice lady who was telling anyone who’d listen that “it’s not as cold already as it used to be now”. I smiled sweetly and made a hasty retreat before she decided to be my friend.

WyeVale was a disappointment. Some things never change. And then to Bybrook Barn which had something that I might be able to cut and hammer into shape. I just need to persuade one or other of the fruits of my loin to chip in and help with the donkey work (i.e. do it for me) once it gets warmer.


I then spent the afternoon archiving my photos. Anyone who knows me will realise that I photograph absolutely everything. And with my current camera, every photo I have takes up about 2Mb of disk space. So I went through my photos for the last two years. I didn’t realise that it had been that long since I’d had a cull. I lost count of the events at which I had a dozen (pretty much) identical photos. I did some serious deleting, managing to claw back over 2Gb worth of disk space. I got the last two years of photos onto three compact disks, which I thought wasn’t bad. I just need to discipline myself to chuck out the rubbish photos every time I unload my camera from now on….


2 January 2010 (Saturday) - Watching the Telly

Yesterday we forgot to set the Sky Plus box to record the second part of the Doctor Who Xmas special. Forgetting to do so probably speaks volumes about what I thought of the first part. I watched the second part on the BBC’s website this morning. It was…. well…


During the week I had a conversation about last week’s episode with a good friend of mine. Well, to be precise, a good friend’s daughter (aged six.) She loved the program because it was scary and had this baddie who was a man who could fly and that turned into a skeleton whenever he wanted to eat someone.

Which is fine. She loved it. I didn’t. The trouble with Doctor Who is that having watched it all my life I tend to forget that it is primarily a children’s program. Things like continuity, plausibility, plot, etc do not feature in kids TV shows. Take the most recent Doctor Who two-part story. Having brought the Master back from the smouldering remains of a cremated corpse, and spent two episodes fighting him, what actually happened to him in the end? I’m not going to spoil it for anyone, because I don’t know what actually happened to him in the end. He just wasn’t there any more. The writers just forgot he was there.

I find myself comparing Doctor Who with other sci-fi such as “Survivors”, “BattleStar Galactica”, “Babylon Five” and even “Star Trek”, and I’m afraid it doesn’t come close.


Consider last week’s TV adaptation of a favourite book of mine - “Day of the Triffids”. If you haven’t seen it, it’s still available on the BBC’s website. The book is based on two rather nonsensical premises. Firstly that most of humanity has gone blind and secondly that the world is filled with twelve foot tall walking carnivorous plants. Both of these notions were presented in such a way that you could believe them, and so you can relate to the tale.

In Doctor Who, with plot holes big enough to drive a bus through, a triffid would just start eating blind people, and the target audience would never question why everyone was blind, or where the triffids came from.


Perhaps this is why I like the “Royle Family” so much. Did you see the Xmas special? I can *so* relate to that program because I can relate to the people in it. And (I would contend) this is the reason for the success of reality TV shows, X-Factor and all that ilk. They’ve got real people in them.


1 January 2010 (Friday) - Happy New Year

As we stampede into a new year (as though we have any choice in the matter), it is traditional to stop and reflect on what’s happened before speculating on the future. And, as anyone who knows me will realise that my life is one for traditions, that’s what I’m going to do.

So, what momentous things have happened to me this year?

  • I’ve been officially diagnosed as having arthritis. As a result of this, I’ve seriously dieted and lost nearly two stone. (Admittedly I’ve put a lot back on over Xmas).
  • I’ve had had a wisdom tooth removed, which was horrible.
  • I was offered a job at Chatham hospital. In retrospect I think turning it down was a great mistake.
  • I asked for (and was given) a grade reduction at work, and am much happier for it.
  • I’ve bought a bike and been out on it lots of times. I’ve found that I like cycling.
  • I’ve posted sixty four pub reviews on “Beer in the Evening” - twenty one less than in 2008. Less money spent in the pub is probably a good thing (boo!).
  • I met Sir Patrick Moore.
  • I helped organise and run an astronomy event for the International Year of Astronomy.
  • I’ve stepped down from the committee of the astro club.
  • I’ve grown a beard (and shaved it off)
  • I’ve relocated my blog from Yahoo to Blogger, and have followers around the world. (I wonder who those people in Darwin, Calgary, Portland, Singapore and Tokyo are).
  • I’ve visited a prison nine times, and sent forty nine letters to the chokey.

And I’ve done so much this year. Looking back through my blog, I’ve found outings, trips and events that I’d completely forgotten about. That’s one of the reasons I blog with monotonous regularity – if I didn’t, I’d not remember whole swathes of my life. For example, I went to the London Dungeon for my birthday. I didn’t remember that one until I re-read the entry for last February.


For some time I’ve been threatening to publish my personal list of “Top Ten” events of the year. And in doing so, I think I’ve surprised myself:

  • 1 The Time Warp (31 October)
  • 2 Hastings Bonfire Parade (17 October)
  • 3 Kat’s Art Exhibition (26 June)
  • 4 All the Saturday bike rides (various)
  • 5 Dover Beer Festival (7 February)
  • 6 Easter Pub Crawl around Folkestone (10 April)
  • 7 Jack in the Green (4 May)
  • 8 Old Time Sing-Along with Elspeth at the piano forte. (14 August)
  • 9 Day Trip to the Isle of Sheppey (23 August)
  • 10 Andy’s 40th birthday party (26 September)

Bubbling under the top ten were trips to Port Lympne, Canterbury beer festival, ice creams in Eastbourne, Xmas parties, trips to various castles in the snow, various pub crawls, and days spent hard at work on a farm. This list is something I’ve been working on pretty much all year. Perhaps I’ve cheated by grouping all the cycling trips into one for entry #4.


Interestingly four of the top events didn’t feature excessive amounts of beer. I’m afraid none of the camping weekends made it into the list. Much as I enjoy them, this year’s were all marred in one way or another. Didgeridoos and bike thefts at Teston, and continual heavy rain at Brighton put a damper on the kite festivals. And there’s a lot of work involved setting up and taking down camp too.

Similarly, drunken nephews kept the summer house party from the top ten, and a lack of protagonists kept another favourite (Rye bonfire parade) out.

I must admit that for all that my year does feature many events that occur every year, I’ve amazed myself to find that only three of them have made my top ten for the last year.


Having said that, the various kite and beer festivals have already been provisionally pencilled into the diary for 2010. And so have quite a few other events too. If any of my loyal readers have any suggestions for days out for the next few months, please let me know.

So, it’s now 2010. Here we go again…


31 December 2009 (Thursday) - New Year's Eve

Reading the news, I see that a troublesome child has painted an enormous willy on the roof of his parents’ house. And it only took the parents a year to realise it was there. I did chuckle over that one. Also in the news I see China is attempting to really cash in on its popularity by building women-only car parks with spaces a metre wider than usual. Apparently this is to address the female natural “different sense of distance". (I don’t write this stuff – I only report it!)


The end of another year, and so to Folkestone for the traditional end of year party. With red underwear at full power (it’s compulsory!), we had a great time. The evening was only marred by Sky TV’s decision to no longer run any Spanish TV channels, but it’s amazing what you can stream from the Internet instead. I got quite a decent haul of beer from the pass the parcel game, taking home as much beer as I’d brought down in the first place. As always the food was wonderful, and I even got a profiterole. We did the grapes for New Year (twice), and one year I am going to stay awake for all of “Mamma Mia” after midnight…