27 March 2026 (Friday) - Early Shift

With an alarm set I didn’t sleep as well as I might. I was up, scoffing toast and watching an episode of “Derek” by five o’clock, before having a little root around the internet. It was fairly quiet at half past five this morning, but there was a little argument. Someone had made the (patently obvious) statement that out of any twenty people, no matter how they are judged nine will be above average. Not only did most people disagree, most people were very happy to proudly show off their ignorance.
I Munzed. I set the dishwasher going (I forgot that last night), got dressed and set off to work.
 
As I drove to work I listened to the radio as I do.  There are calls for the government to apologize for the forced adoptions that happened after the war when babies were taken away from their mothers simply because the mothers weren't married. Whilst what happened was obviously wrong, as I've said before how can anyone apologize for things that happened before they were born? Are those who were responsible going to be held to account posthumously? Surely it would be better to look at current forced adoptions and stop the totally unnecessary ones before any apologies are needed and sack the people involved. Not that I'm in any way bitter.
And as the doctors prepare to go on strike asking for a twenty-six per cent pay rise their own union's staff are on strike themselves having been offered a below inflation rise of less than three per cent.
I suppose (if nothing else) it made a change from listening to the antics of the demonstrably senile President Trump.
 
I stopped off at Tesco to get myself a sandwich. The shelf fillers weren't swearing at each other. Instead some were leaning against the fridges talking about Lanzarote. Others were talking about how useless they were at using any form of technology; like so many people they took pride in being unable to do the simplest things. The staff supposedly overseeing the self-service checkouts weren't idly chattering though; they were just glowering at the public as though daring them to ask for help.
 
I did my bit… I came home through drizzle. Not bad enough that we couldn’t do “FEED THE FISH” but bad enough to put me off taking the dogs to the woods.
It’s supposed to be chirping up by the morning.
Today has been dull…
 
And after yesterday's debacle I've made a list of what I've used my phone for today.
 
  • Alarm clock
  • Checking transactions on bank account
  • Making payments.
  • Playing Munzee
  • Playing Wordle
  • Playing Panda Saga
  • Whatsapping friends & family
  • Checking emails
  • Getting logon code for works email
  • Checking Facebook
  • Counting the calories in dinner
  • Reading books (on the Kindle app)
  • Checking the weather forecast
  • Checking the traffic on the way home
  • Logging a geocaching trackable
 
I knew I used the phone a lot but didn’t realise just how much… I’d be rather stuck without it. And today I didn’t use the calculator or camera or do any shopping with it or park my car…

26 March 2026 (Thursday) - A Day Off

 

I was sleeping like a log when the shouty dog woke me just after half past six. Someone locally walks a small dog round our roads from time to time. The dog barks constantly without ever stopping. I wish it wouldn’t. I dozed for a bit, finally getting up just before eight o’clock when I made toast and had a look at the internet. I do that every day.
Social media could be such a boon to humanity…
There were two rather spectacular arguments on Facebook this morning… The chap who I mentioned the other day when he felt he was being victimised on one of the geocaching Facebook groups has now set up his own group. But rather than posting sensible comments and questions to his group, he’s been just dashing out the first thing that comes into his head and pressing send (rather than re-reading and spell-checking) and not only is he posting incomprehensible gibberish, he’s also taking offence when no one understands what he’s going on about.
And there was a rather bitter squabble on one of the fish tank related groups when someone asked a genuine question. Admittedly a bit of a rather basic question, but why can’t people just either answer or ignore. Why do people have to make such supercilious comments?
I Munzed, and Wordled from “scale” through “merry” and “feted” before coming up with “befit”.
 
I got dressed and took the dogs out. We went up to the woods where we had a rather eventful time. Our walk started well, but Morgan will growl at the people he sees that he doesn’t know. He seriously resents anyone being in what he sees as his personal woods. We walked our usual route; at about the furthest point form the car I saw something move in the distance. It was a stag with (at least) four does with him. I stood for a good five minutes trying to get a decent photo. The camera on my phone does its best, but only has a maximum of times ten zoom.
The dogs didn’t see the deer at all.
I saw a few more bluebells then we had a little episode. I heard screaming. Bailey was chasing a small rabbit. Chasing it right at Treacle who caught it and shook it hard. In the time it took me to get to Treacle (about five seconds) she and Bailey were pulling the rabbit about like an old sock. I got it off of them and got them on their leads. I hoped the rabbit would hop off… it tried to crawl away. They’d broken its back.
I did the decent thing for the poor rabbit and dragged the dogs away. Or the two that needed dragging. Morgan had shown no interest in the whole debacle.
After about four hundred yards the girls stopped trying to pull back to the dead rabbit. I walked another hundred yards and let them off of their leads. Bailey went off to see what Morgan was sniffing at; Treacle was like a bullet from a gun. She totally ignored my calls and ran right back to where we’d left the dead rabbit. Once she’d got it she came back. Sort of. She carried the dead rabbit back but wouldn’t get within a yard of me. She simply wouldn’t let me take it from her. So I let her carry it. The thing was dead and carrying it wouldn’t hurt anyone.
And then I saw something that made me smile. As a youngster in the Boys Brigade we would load all of our tents and sleeping bags and kit into our backpacks and go for expeditions. We met a gaggle of young girls who (oh so politely) asked if I could show them where they were on their map. I had the same map on my phone (on my geo-app) so we were able to pinpoint where they were… about half a mile from the car park where they had started about an hour previously. But they didn’t seem disheartened at their lack of progress. They were happy to know where they were, and openly admitted they had no idea where they were supposed to be going anyway.
 
I posted some photos of our walk to the internet, and when we got back to the car I got the dogs onto their leads and told Treacle to drop the rabbit. She’s funny like that; if she’s carrying something she insists on carrying it, but knows to drop it at the end of the walk. We did “boot dogs” and I went to stop the “Map My Walk” app, but the screen on my phone wasn’t working. It’s all very well having a device that works by touching the screen all the time that the screen responds to being touched. Pressing the side button, and various combinations of buttons did nothing.
 
We came home where it was as well we didn’t need baths. With my phone still poggered I walked up to the town. I didn’t drive as with no working phone I had no RingGo app ro pay for parking.
Back in the day there used to be loads of little phone repair shops. Nowadays most of them have been replaced with nail bars. As I searched for a shop I’d all but decided that I would be coming home with a new phone which would cost a fortune and need no end of setting up. But what choice did I have? Without a phone I couldn’t pay for a car park. I use the phone as a camera and to play various silly games. Its Kindle app means I can read books without having to carry a library about. It tells me which birds are singing when I hear birdsong. I can’t pay bills without it, and if I couldn’t post bollox to Facebook I’d go stir-crazy.
And I use it to communicate with people too.
I eventually found that the phone shop I’d used before was one of only two that are still in business. The nice man asked if I’d tried restarting it. I said I’d tried everything… it turned out that I’d not tried pressing the side button and the volume down button together. That re-started the phone and all was well. Pulling the plug and plugging it back in always works – all the time you know where the plug is.
What a sense of relief… But as the nice man in the shop said, the phone is old. I got it in March 2021; is it time to get a new one? I suspect I shall ponder the idea for a day or so, and as soon as I stop getting adverts for new phones in my Facebook feed I will forget all about it until it packs up again.
I came home past the corner shop where I got us celebratory almond croissants for lunch.
 
I made myself a cuppa and had that croissant whilst cracking on with one or two little jobs that needed doing… whilst feeling rather relived that I wasn’t having to set up a new phone.
I told the admin people at work that I’ve just done two days overtime.
I struggled with the FTP uploader for mankybadger.co.uk – Apparently now I’ve upgraded I need to upload to a new IP address… I would if I could. In the end I messaged the nice lady to ask for help. Eventually we got it sorted.
I had a little fight with my NHS app. I’ve now installed a passkey (whatever that means)
I updated my ever-growing list of passwords – it is as well to have that somewhere safe *before* my phone dies again.
And I cartoon-ised the photos I’d posted from the woods earlier. Personally I thought that people would be getting fed up with my obsession with Microsoft CoPilot, but yesterday at work several people said that they really liked the happy cartoon pictures I’ve been posting up recently.
 
After three hours of sitting on my arse I thought I’d better get up. I’d originally planned to do a tip run today, but what with Ashford’s tip still being closed that wasn’t an option. I announced that I was going to “FEED THE FISH”. I had hoped to make the dogs jump up with a start, but they knew that we feed the pond fish in the late afternoon every day, and they’d all been watching and waiting.
Whilst I was at it I harvested dog dung.
 
We had pie and chips for dinner, then sparked up the Infinity Table and played Chris across the internet… or so we thought. After a while it seemed to us that Chris had picked up the French version of “Ticket to Ride” really quickly and was very fast at doing his moves. However it seemed to Chris that we were taking forever to make a move. The connection had dropped and the Table was doing Chris’s moves for him. But the connection held up for other games.
Odd…
I’ve had a good day off… it’s back to work again tomorrow.

25 March 2026 (Wednesday) - Ker-Ching!!!

I slept far better last night than I did the night before, but was still wide awake at four o’clock. I gave up trying to sleep (as I so often do), made toast and watched an episode of “Derek” then had my usual peer into the Internet.
There was a lot of talk about proposals to move the tank in the Town Centre. Gifted to the people of Ashford over a hundred years ago there are suggestions that the tank should be moved to some museum in Dorset… Supposedly. Everyone was up in arms saying the tank should stay where it is. The council has said they won’t do anything without a full public consultation. No one would actually seem to have made a formal suggestion, but everyone was incensed about what looks to be baseless rumours.
And I saw a friend was celebrating a tenth wedding anniversary. Is it really ten years ago? Yes - it was.
I Munzed, and taking care not to disturb anyone I got ready for work.
 
As I drove I noticed that a local petrol station was knocking petrol out at six pence a litre cheaper than it had been a couple of days ago. I’d seen quite a few angry posts on local Facebook groups naming the petrol station and threatening never again to buy from those who were blatantly profiteering… I wonder if this price reduction was the result of a social media campaign or just market forces in action… after all if you are going to sell petrol at six pence per litre more than the other local garages, people are going to go elsewhere.
 
I headed west-wards to Pembury. This morning the pundits on the radio were talking about nothing but oil prices. President Trump is apparently still claiming that the peace negotiations are going well; so well that the Iranians have given him some big gift (but he was rather vague on the details)
Meanwhile the Iranians are still saying there's no negotiations going on. The sensible money seems to think that President Trump is wasting time until the US armed forces get to the Middle East when he will then use them to kick some arse.
With absolutely nothing else being reported on, presumably there's nothing going on in Gaza, and ex-Prince Andrew hasn't porked anyone recently?
 
I stopped off at Tesco to get a sandwich. Their meal deal is ten pence cheaper than the one in Sainsbury's, but I did have to contend with the young lads filling the shelves who were rather passive-aggressively swearing at each other. It also bothered me that rather than having staff operating the tills, it is all self-service with two or three members of staff standing watching the customers with obvious contempt.
 
I got to work early and carried on with the IT testing I’ve been doing recently. It was perhaps a tad frustrating at times, but it made a change to my usual routine.
I came home. We did “FEED THE FISH”. “er indoors TM sorted us a cuppa, and I did a You-Gov survey about this and that. It gave me two hundred points to my account, and as that put me over five thousand points I got to redeem them. I chose to have fifty quid in cash which has already been transferred to my bank account.
You-Gov isn’t the biggest of earners, but each survey takes about five minutes, and I get fifty quid once a year or so, which has got to be better than a poke up the bum with a sharp stick. If any of my loyal readers fancy jumping on this gravy train let me know; I get points for recommending people (I think).
 
We had a rather good dinner of enchiladas which we washed down with a bottle of plonk whilst watching an episode of “Throw Down”.
I might regret the two glasses of amaretto I had for dessert…

24 March 2026 (Tuesday) - Bit Dull

Having been awake for most of the night I gave up trying to sleep and got up at half past four. I made toast, watched an episode of “Derek” on Netflix. It passed the time.
And with time on my hands I had a look at the monthly accounts. I wasted quite a bit of time talking to the bank querying some suspicious activity… Why do so many companies use such stupid names? My monthly direct debit to the dentist isn’t recorded on my bank account as “dentist” or anything remotely like that. It comes up as “Tabeo Plans”. Similarly the monthly bung I give to the goat sanctuary comes up as “DS16JAN”. Why?
I got the accounts done and accounted for all that I squander each month. As always my accounts are far better than they might be, but as always I wish I had far more money in there. So many people I know don’t go through their bank statements every month accounting for every penny. Am I really as skint as I think I might be, or am I just mean?
 
As I drove up the motorway so the pundits on the radio were talking about the ongoing war in the Middle East. President Trump said that the peace negotiations were going well; the Iranians said there weren't any peace negotiations going on. What was that all about?
And there was talk about a report coming out today on the bills charged by vet surgeries. Not that anyone felt they were overcharging (much!) but there was an interview with some woman whose dog had a lump. She claimed the UK-based vets had wanted one thousand six hundred pounds whilst a vet she saw in Italy vet charged her one hundred and forty quid for the job.
 
I took a minor diversion to the petrol station at Aylesford's Sainsburys. There petrol was far too expensive, but was five pence per litre cheaper than Ashford's.
As I was there I got a sandwich. The Aylesford Sainsburys petrol station don't stock up on sandwiches until mid-morning so I had to rough it with the leftovers from yesterday. I tried smoked salmon with cream cheese; I won't be trying it again.
 
I was in on an extra day (doing IT stuff) today so (within reason) I could do the hours that suited me. So I started early and finished early. I came home and took the dogs to the woods for a walk. A week ago the car park at Orlestone was heaving with people coming from far and wide to see the no-longer extinct butterfly. I think it’s fair to say that the novelty has worn off; we got to the car park which last week must have had fifty cars in it. This afternoon we were the third car.
We had a good walk, but as always in Orlestone the dogs were more adventurous and less inclined to come when called. It was a shame that Bailey had to reprise her fox poo episode of yesterday, and that Treacle had to wallow in the swamp when we were two minutes from the end of our walk.
We came home for a bath.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a very good bit of dinner which we scoffed whilst watching some episodes of The Other Bennett Sister”. It’s rather good, but I suspect that unless you are quite up on what happened in “Pride and Prejudicea lot of the story might not make sense.
We’ve caught up with the show now, and we’ve got to wait for the next episode to come out. I’d far rather binge-watch the lot in a few days rather than spreading it out. 
 
I was up silly-early this morning and I’ve got another early start tomorrow. I really should have an early night.

23 March 2026 (Monday) - A Day Off

 

I woke with a start to the sound of a loud crash at ten to one this morning. Morgan had got tangled in the hose of my CPAP machine, got into a panic and bolted, taking the CPAP machine and bedside clock with him. He was terrified… it was as well he is sent out for a late night tiddle before bed time.
 
With him eventually settled I slept through till eight o’clock, got up and made toast. Facebook was the same as ever. There’s one chap who plagues the geocaching pages on Facebook who was bemoaning about how nasty everyone else can be, and why doesn’t anyone set up a Facebook page which is monitored and moderated. Needless to say it was all “why doesn’t someone else” and comments about “why don’t you do it yourself” were seen as a personal attack.
And there was a post on one of the work-related Facebook groups from someone in America asking about how to get compatible blood for transfusion. Reading the posts from American blood bankers is always interesting. Some of them are state-of-the-art and up to date on the cutting edge of progress and others (like the one posting today) ask the most basic and simplistic questions. This morning’s question really was along the lines of a motorist saying that their car has stopped going and that they’d heard that good results have been achieved from putting petrol in the petrol tank, and does anyone have any experience of this.
 
I went down the road to the dentist. Having messaged me twice, emailed me four times and phoned me I thought I’d better not miss the appointments. The dentist had a go, took some X-rays and said I was good for another six months. And then I went in to the hygienist where I nearly drowned in the chair. But I came out with a cleaned gob, which must be a result.
 
With dentist done I took the dogs up to the woods. We did our usual circuit, and as we walked my birdsong app detected a red-tailed hawk. That was clever of it as they aren’t a bird which is native to the UK. Perhaps it had escaped from somewhere. Like America?
Treacle detected some horse poo and ate it, and Bailey detected some fox poo and had a very good roll in it. Foul creature!
We came home for a bath. I made us both a cuppa, then I spent a few minutes going through my payslip. We operate a system where any overtime or extra we work is paid the next month, so it is quite easy to lose track of where you are and what you’ve been paid. Most people don’t bother, but I’m incredibly mean and account for every hour and every penny. Sometimes I spot a mistake in my favour…
 
I went into the garden,  harvested dog dung, then wound out the big waste hose. I stuck one end at the base of the monkey puzzle tree, attached the other end to the pond’s pressure filter, and gave the filter a cleaning. Quite a bit of grungy muck came out. But what is grungy muck to me is rather good to a monkey puzzle tree.
I topped up the bird feeder, then had a little sit by the pond. It’s definitely coming back to life. I would have sat there for longer, but after half an hour I got rather cold so I came back inside and made us both a cuppa.
 
I wrote up some CPD… I realised I hadn’t Munzed, so I Munzed. Our Clan reached the last of our monthly targets today and got all of our in-game rewards.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up pizza and went bowling. I watched the last of the Netflix dinosaur documentary. What to watch next…

22 March 2026 (Sunday) - Geo-Meet

I did my usual trick of sleeping like a log and then waking full of energy and raring to go… at five past three. I nodded off but only dozed fitfully after that.
I gave up trying to sleep and scoffed toast as I watched another episode of the Netflix documentary about dinosaurs in which two of them did the dirty deed. I suppose dinosaurs must have done the dirty deed, but did we need it on Netflix?
And then I had my usual rummage round the Internet. Two friends were having a birthday today. I sent them the video. There wasn’t much else happening at half past six on a Sunday morning though. As I rummaged through a dull internet I could hear not-so-nice-next-door shouting “Hey! Hey! Hey!” She does some sort of exercises in the morning which involves this shouting. All the time she’s not bothering the dogs she’s not bothering me.
And talking of not bothering the dogs, I dressed quietly and set off to work.
 
As I drove to work I listened to the pundits on the radio who were talking about religious stuff as they do on a Sunday morning. There was quite a bit of talk about the investiture of the new Archbishop of Canterbury. It was repeated several times that the service starts with her turning up and banging on the door of Canterbury Cathedral, and there was loads of talk about how this is symbolic of how (many years ago) the new Archbishops would walk down the Pilgrim's Way making a pilgrimage. It strikes me that she certainly ain't going to be hiking the hundred and twenty miles from Winchester, so why mess about pretending that she has?
And there was talk about the Pope. My initial thought was that this current Pope ain't much good; what's he actually done? And then it turned out he's done quite a bit... according to Catholic sources. There's a lesson for all of us there... Well - two lessons. Firstly it would seem that the news I listen to has chosen not to report on him very much. And secondly if I do my own research, pretty much everything I am going to find out is written by someone with a vested interest in writing what they are writing.
 
It was very foggy as I drove. And the roads were a worry. There were birds, squirrels and rabbits charging all over the place, and several dead badgers on the roadside. I'm quite confident I didn't splat anything, but I did swerve a few times.
 
Pausing only briefly a mile or so from the hospital for geo-reasons I soon got to work and got stuck in. Originally I was down to be doing the late shift, but I'd rather not do a late shift if I can avoid it. With no alarm set I certainly sleep better, but I still spend the time before I have to go to work sulking that I've got to go to work. And a late shift makes for a rather late finish. My colleague doing the morning shift was up for a swap, and so was I. And as I’d driven in this morning I remembered that this afternoon there was a geo-meet. Originally being on the late shift meant I wouldn’t have been able to get along. But not being on the late shift meat that we could.
I drove home, collected “er indoors TM and the dogs and we drove down to the meet. With a little time on our hands we drove on to Walmer where we found some people trying not to look suspicious as they had found the geocache we were looking for. From there we drove on past another geocache… the lid was missing and the thing was awash, I popped a new logsheet inside  it; the logsheet having its own container. That will keep it going for a while longer.
 
We went onto the meet-up. It is always good to catch up with friends. One had brought her dogs along. Treacle and Bailey were fine with them. Morgan was better than he has been in the past, so I’m taking that as a result.
We had coffee and cake and the chance to get the co-ordinates of an NFC cache. NFC caches are rather obscure things. They beam the final location of the geocache to whatever device you use via Near Field Communication. My Garmin GPS device does NFC easily. My phone has an app… If you like endless adverts I can’t recommend that app highly enough. But we got the information we needed, and got the cache too.
We took a circuitous route home via three more geocaches. One in a picnic site, one near a farm, and one on a cycle path. And with the last one we completed the latest set of geo-Treasures.
That’s that done for another month…
 
We came home where the dogs were soon snoring; they’d had quite the adventure today. And once I’d washed a very good dinner down with a bottle of plonk and some amaretto I was soon snoring too…

21 March 2026 (Saturday) - Dog Club, Cat Figurines, Infinity Table

I woke at three o’clock last night when Morgan was having a nightmare and was kicking me. I then dozed on and off, finally getting up shortly after six o’clock.
I stood on the scales. I did that last night just before going to bed. Despite having had a tiddle (and consequently shifting some weight that way) I’d put on three pounds overnight. How was that possible?
I made toast and watched more of the Netflix documentary on dinosaurs. It was interesting, but again a *lot* of what can only be speculation as passed off as fact.
 
I then had a little look at the internet. For once there wasn’t much kicking off. On one of the local groups people were talking about the tattoo shop up the road which was once an ironmongers. I made the observation “That ironmongers was once the office of UKIP (or whatever the party was called then)” partly because it was, and partly to see what squabbles would be made from an innocent and factually correct statement. No one rose to the bait.
Two of the people on my Facebook friends list had birthdays today. One was an old friend from my days in the Boys Brigade who I’ve seen once in the last forty years, and the other died five years ago.
A local (ish) pub - the Blacksmith’s Arms – is closing. Being near where I used to work, a group of us used to go there on a Friday evening after work. Looking back that was thirty years ago.
And I was presented with several posts exhorting the dangers of ChatGPT… apparently my recent use of AI to generate caricatures will not only make money for some non-specified mysterious cabal, but also allow the machines to take over the world.
 
I Munzed and Wordled and listened to Steve on the radio. The “Guess the Lyrics” competition had me stumped. “Back in 68 in a sweaty club before Jimmys machine and a rock steady rub”. No – It was “Geno” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners. Some twelve years ago I found a geocache which was hidden where the video to one of their other songs had been filmed.
 
We got the dogs (and ourselves) organised and set off to Repton and the busiest Dog Club of the year (so far). I *think* I counted nineteen dogs and then four more came into the field. But despite so many dogs we had a good time. There was no squabbling or fighting or humping.
 
As we drove down the motorway so Steve was doing the Mystery Year competition on the radio, When was construction completed in the Channel Tunnel? 1993.
We drove to Newington where there was a series of geocaches along the bottom of the Downs. They would give us a good little walk, and finding each one would qualify us for the latest series of geocaching Treasures. The track was surprisingly mud-free. We didn’t find one of the geocaches, but we had a good walk. I had no idea that track was there – we walked for a mile at the end of which we had a rather good view of the White Horse that is carved into the hills above Folkestone.
And then we walked back to the car. A two mile walk, and home by one o’clock…
 
We came home for cheese on toast. I’d taken some photos at Dog Club and on our walk so I showed them to the world, and then I had a look in the garden.
I strimmed the lawn edges and mowed the lawn.  I pulled weeds out of the shingle round the pond and bionically burned other weeds. I de-bunged the aerator pump in the pond, and pulled loads of stringy algae out of the small pond, then gave the small pond another dose of the algae treatment.
I had a look at the area under that back window where Bailey seems to spend a lot of time hunting. I couldn’t see any rats or mice, or any evidence of them. But I couldn’t move the boxes out of the way as they looked as though they are about to collapse. I shall have to have a measure-up and build a replacement. Bearing in mind I made the old boxes out of scrap wood over ten years ago, they’ve not done badly.
I gave myself a haircut then had a little sit-down… and woke up half an hour later when “er indoors TM asked me to help fetch the shopping in.
 
We got the Infinity Table out, and I spent the evening having my arse handed to me on a plate as we played several different versions of “Ticket To Ride”. France, Switzerland, Germany, UK, Asia… I lost the lot.