5 August 2026 (Wednesday) - It Ain't Diabetes

With an alarm set I woke at quarter to three and just lay awake. I gave up trying to sleep at five o’clock, got up and scoffed toast as I watched an episode of “Stranger Things”. It was rather good.
I then had my usual look at the Internet.
I had a minor sulk as I peered into Facebook this morning. People were posting holiday photos from Spain and Dorset and Austria and the Lake District. But a *lot* of friends had been posting from Norfolk where they’d arrived for the beginning of the five-day national geocaching mega-event. I would have liked to have gone myself. Back in the day I used to organise no end of long weekends away at kite festivals and camping events. I suppose I could have sorted something but we’d left it too late to book anywhere to stay in the area, and camping is simply too much like hard work these days. Back in the day I used to organise mid-week and weekend mass geocaching walks, but sadly since I’ve not had time to organise them, no one else has taken up the mantle.
I Munzed, Wordled from “minor” through “boils” to get it with “posit” on the third go for the simple reason that pretty much every other possibility had the “i” in the wrong place.
 
I set off to find my car. As I walked I saw her who lives down the road and likes walking. I've been seeing her on and off for nearly forty years. Her son went to school with “My Boy TM and was one of my cubs (a particularly odd child who chose not to speak but to communicate by pulling faces. He could speak, but preferred to grimace). I often see her walking about Ashford. All over Ashford at all times of day. This morning she was marching past our house at half past six. I often wonder why she walks so much. Does she want to stay out of her house?  Should I be contacting someone about her?
 
I found my car. As I drove to work so the pundits on the radio were interviewing some dog groomer. The woman being interviewed simpered and wittered and basically wasted ten minutes of peak air-time. I couldn't help but wonder what she'd been brought on to the radio for.
They had tried to get her to talk about flea and tick treatments (not that she actually said very much at all), and once she'd gone it turned out that the spot-on-the-neck treatments used to prevent parasite infestations (like I dobbed onto the dogs' necks on Monday) are under scrutiny.  There's calls for them to be banned from general sale after an inquiry raised concerns about their impact on their environment.
Apparently they are widely available in all sorts of shops and supermarkets,  and the component chemicals are being found in rivers and streams. I was always under the impression that the stuff was only available with a vet's prescription and that dogs had to be kept dry after they'd had the treatments dobbed onto them?
I'm going to carry on treating the dogs with the flea jollop and they will carry on having their tick collars. There's no point in waiting until the ticks and fleas have latched on and given them no end of diseases before you do anything about it, is there?
 
I got petrol in Aylesford. Today it was only a penny a litre cheaper than in Ashford. And with a few minutes spare I went for a little walk looking for somewhere to hide a geocache. There's a souvenir for anyone who hides on in August.
And then I cracked on with work.  At tea break I started reading a new book on my Kindle. It was terrible. Poorly edited, poorly proof-read. It read as though it had been written by a foreign schoolchild and translated into English by another schoolchild as a rather rushed bit of homework. I gave up with it at lunch time and rated it at one star on Amazon and Goodreads with the recommendation that it be withdrawn from sale and proof-read. Harsh? Maybe. But it had the potential to be a good story; if a tad unreadable. The chap who wrote it has done himself no favours by rushing publication. I then got another e-book from Amazon. It wasn't *quite* as bad, but was still on the crap side... zombies in outer space? Seriously? I suppose I shouldn't really have had high expectations for ninety-nine pence, should I?
 
I came home to find the nice Amazon man had delivered my glucose monitor. I’ve been feeling numbness and tingling in my left hand for some weeks now. Occasionally in my left foot and right hand as well.
I realise it has been very hot recently but I do think I’m more thirsty than I have been for some time; more so that would be explained by the heatwaves. My father had late onset diabetes as did my grandmother. I don’t want anyone to think I’d had a look at Google and diagnosed myself… but I had a look at Google and diagnosed myself. But with a random blood glucose of five point three mmol/L I think I’ll have another look at Google.
Or ring the doctor…
 
“er indoors TM came home. She’d taken the dogs out, and she seemed stressed. They had been totally ill-behaved little sods for her. Odd – they normally see her as pack leader. I’d have thought they wouldn’t have dared to put a foot wrong.
 
I’m feeling rather tired. If only I could sleep when I have an alarm set.

4 August 2026 (Tuesday) - Clearing Bird Poo

Again I woke feeling profoundly miserable. This seems to be happening more and more these days. I took a deep breath, made toast and cracked on and it soon passed.
As I scoffed toast I had a look at the Internet. A cousin was posting from her holiday home in Dorset. It looked rather good, but she had a flock of sheep pootling round the garden. I suppose that’s easier than getting the lawn mower out?  
I Munzed, Wordled from “mower” to “motif” in five goes, topped up the dog water bottle and got ready for the off.
 
As we drove to the woods the Justice Secretary was being interviewed. The government is looking to release some prisoners earlier than planned. This is absolutely terrible and the end of the world. The fact that this is because the prisons are full and because the prisons currently being built won’t be ready for a while. No one seems to care that the government inherited this mess and the previous government had known all about it and had done nothing about it.
 
We got to the woods and immediately had an “episode”. This is the time of year that a lot of people take their dog for its annual walk, and we met one such group today. They were standing at the sign which was telling the world about the coming car parking charges. One of them loudly announced “that man might know” and pointed at me. I smiled sweetly. Another of them rather aggressively demanded to know how much they had to pay for car parking, and how they might pay it. I pointed out that as a member of Forestry England I got to park for free. That wasn’t received well. They demanded to know how they might pay with the RingGo app, and weren’t at all pleased to find out that I didn’t know. I’d made a serious mistake by telling them that I’d joined Forestry England; they immediately thought I was on the board of directors of the organisation. I pointed to the bit on the sign which told them that members of Forestry England got free parking. I told them that they now knew as much as I did, and I went off leaving them to it.
We then walked four and a half miles in peace. We sort-of walked our usual walk but in reverse and with a little twist at the end to try to stay in the shade. Treacle did puff a bit, but I’m sure she wouldn’t have wanted to have stayed at home.
I found myself thinking of poor Sid. He never really wanted much of a walk. I used to walk him round the block, and a two-minute walk used to take him twenty minutes. If we were going on a “proper” walk he used to run and hide.
 
We came home listening to more Adrian Mole MP3. I made a cuppa, Munzed for a bit, then went into the garden. Something (possibly a pterodactyl) had crapped up the side of the house. Two minutes with a mop shifted the dung.
I reorganised some of the stones around the water feature I’d sorted yesterday… and ended up with a bucketful of ornamental green cobbles. I shall find something to do with them. But not now.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a couple of bread rolls and we scoffed the with cheese and pickles, and with lunch lunched I sat by the pond and finished my Kindle book. We did “FEED THE FISH”, watered the plants, and played Meowdoku. I’ve now been the day’s top player five times… I can only assume not many people play the game. I wrote up some CPD.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a very good bit of scran which we scoffed whilst watching more “Bake Off: The Professionals”, and again I found myself thinking I could have been a baker…
I’ve got to go to work tomorrow.

3 August 2026 (Monday) - 800 Kilometres Done - 224 To Go

Once I’d hung out the washing (and gathered dog turds) I made toast and had a look at the Internet. Some woman had posted a photo of her new garden pond and was asking advice of one of the Facebook groups. Having spent a small fortune she was rather disappointed to end up with a small hole in the ground surrounded by loads of gravel. And as is always the way with the Internet there were far more people dripping sarcasm than were offering advice.
I Munzed, Wordled from “loads” to “reply” in five goes, and got ready for the off.
 
We drove up to the woods a tad earlier than usual. With another warm day forecast we wanted to get round before it got too hot. We walked round the woods and had a rather dull walk. No episodes with the normal people, no rolling in muck… As we walked my phone beeped. In January my “Map My Walk” app asked if I’d like to join the “You vs The Year” challenge in which I had to walk a total of one thousand and twenty-six kilometres (in mapped walks) over the year. Today I got past the eight hundred kilometre mark.
 
We came home. I made a cuppa then popped to the vets to get the flea treatments. I’d ordered it yesterday and had got some verbals from them that I shouldn’t phone to order the stuff before eleven o’clock. I must admit I wasn’t impressed when we found that dog the other day and they refused to scan him for a chip and insisted I drove out to the emergency vet. I went there expecting attitude, and was pleasantly surprised to find smiles. Mind you I had to wait an age for them to come out with the flea treatments. They always do that. You’d think that the idea of ordering the stuff the day before was so that they would get it ready for you to collect, wouldn’t you?
 
The dogs didn’t seem to want their flea treatments, but with that done I went and had a pootle in the garden. On Saturday I saw that the smallest water feature wasn’t working. That was a pain – the pump is underground. I cleared stones and scraped away shingle and eventually got to the pump. I can’t imagine what I was thinking when I put the thing in place (over twenty years ago) but I’d only allowed myself about six inches of slack cable. I got to the pump, cleaned it as best I could, and it started working again which was a result. I cleaned out as much of the mud as I could from the underground reservoir, and put it mostly back together. If it is still working tomorrow I’ll put all the stones back.
I took down the event shelter and put away the extra chairs. I cleaned out the pond filters and topped up the ponds.
I had a left-over bread roll for lunch, then realised I was knackered.
 
I spent the afternoon dozing, reading my Kindle and playing Meowdoku before realising that I’d been outside for too long and had caught the sun.
I came in and wrote up some CPD. The American Society of Hematology and the European Hematology Society both do little quizzes on their Facebook pages over the weekend, and it is the work of two minutes to copy and paste the html coding into the Blogger software. It looks incredibly impressive to those who think that copying and pasting html coding is difficult. Personally I’d be far more impressed if the American Society of Hematology and the European Hematology Society learned how to spell Haematology (the letter a appears twice!).
 
“er indoors TM boiled up pizza and then went bowling. I watched a couple of episodes of “Stranger Things” as the washing machine had a go at my undercrackers. Monday night is “wash the smalls” night. There’s never a dull moment in my world…

2 August 2026 (Sunday) - A Birthday

I slept well… not surprising really after the ale that got shifted yesterday. I made toast and rolled my eyes. Ex-Home Secretary Suella Braverman was ranting on-line about that which she did nothing about when she had the chance when she was in power. I’m amazed that the masses vote for her… 
Several people had clicked “like” on the photos of yesterday’s little session in the garden. It was a shame that we clashed with so many other things, but it’s August, the sun is out and everyone is busy…
I Munzed; inviting Munzers to join the Guild for this month’s Munzee Gauntlet Games. A posh phrase for scanning bar codes stuck to a lamp post, but it keeps us occupied. I Wordled from “after” to “penal” in five goes.
 
“er indoors TM went off out for the morning. I watched an episode of “Stranger Thingsthen had a little tidy-up. Washing up went in the dishwasher, bottles and cans into the recycling, and I then had a little doze in the garden until the birthday girl returned.
We had thought about a fish dinner at the Pilot or a Sunday roast at the Woolpack. Sadly being a glorious Sunday in August we would be sharing the place with all of the normal people. So we opted for a quiet afternoon in the garden. “My Boy TM and ”Auntie Chel TM popped round with a birthday card and pressie and we had a lunch of bread and cheese and pickles. And shortly after father-in-law called in.
We had a rather good (if lazy) afternoon.
 
There had been talk of a late afternoon walk, but it was still too hot to take the dogs out. And a combination of loads of visitors yesterday and today and the heat had worn them out anyway.
Instead we had a rather good lamb shank and a bottle of plonk which we devoured whilst watching a film. “Wicked” was rather good even if (like so many films) it went on for about an hour too much.

1 August 2026 (Saturday) - A Drink in the Garden

 

As I scoffed toast I peered into the Internet and saw that so many people were off on their holidays. Loads of people were posting photos from airports. Part of me was jealous, part not. I hate going on holiday. I like *being* on holiday, but the “going” bit is just hours of arse-ache.
I saw that despite the predictions, Reform UK had their arses handed to them on a plate following the Manchester Mayoral elections and despite the odds, the Labour candidate won. Is this good or bad? I must admit my Labour MP has turned out to be an utter disappointment, but I’d rather have someone in power who was a bit rubbish than a bit nasty. Talking of which the row in Hastings continues.
As I smurfed the net so Treacle came down. She made a half-hearted attempt to come to me but I could see the look in her eye. I told her that it was all right and that the back door was open, and she flew out like a bullet from a gun.
 
I Munzed, Wordled from “their” to “slush” in four goes, then strained my brain. Steve was on the radio doing the “Guess the Lyrics” competition. “She’s a PhD in I told you so. You’ve a knighthood in I’m not listening”. No? -  It was The Beautiful South – Don’t Marry Her.  Sometimes I’m amazed at what trivia is stuck in my head.
 
We went round to Repton and Dog Club. Over the last few weeks there’s been a rather timid dog who brings out the worst in Morgan so we took his muzzle along (just in case) but that dog wasn’t along so all was well. Morgan did tiddle up someone… but that is another issue.
 
As we drove home Steve was doing the Mystery Year competition on the radio. A big Royal Wedding, Kate Bush sitting in your lap and a guy working down the chip shop… 1981.
We had a cuppa then I tidied up the garden and it wasn’t long before people arrived. A lot of people were away on holidays or had prior bookings, but a few of us gathered in the garden and had a rather good time.
It was good to catch up with friends… even if things did get progressively more and more vague as the afternoon (and evening) wore on.

31 July 2026 (Friday) - Litter Pick

I woke feeling profoundly miserable for no reason that I could fathom. I got up, cracked on and it soon passed.
I made toast and had a look at the Internet as I do most mornings. Trivia and petty backbiting abounded, but what really boiled my piss was the Reform UK leader of East Sussex County Council. His bunch have made the decision to stop giving out free meal vouchers to children. The owner of the Grumpy Cook Café in Hastings has carried on giving children free food (at his own expense), but yet again no good deed goes unpunished. Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and the local Labour MP Helena Dollimore have both been told by the Reform UK leader of East Sussex County Council Andy Woolley that he plans to contact the police about them. He’s got the arse that they named him in criticism when the council he runs decided to stop dishing out school holiday meal vouchers. He feels it unfair that he should get stick for the decisions he and his underlings make.
Meanwhile the head honcho of Reform UK gets a five million quid bung and they are quite happy about it.
Am I missing something here?
I had an email. A new geocache had gone live on the way to Maidstone. There seems to be something of a conspiracy in that new geocaches in the Maidstone area only go live on days when I’m not working there.
I Munzed, Wordled from “wrong” to “purse” in five goes, and got ready for our walk.
 
As we drove to the woods the pundits on the radio were talking about the state of the country’s water supply and interviewing Feargal Sharkey about it. It was pointed out that no new reservoirs have been built in the UK for thirty years. It was also pointed out that new reservoirs cost a lot of money and don’t have an immediate financial return for investors. There was talk about why nationalising the water companies would just cost the country a fortune…  Feargal Sharkey said that ninety-nine per cent of what the water companies are spending this year is coming from the increased water bills (the implication was that all the existing money goes to paying dividends to foreign investors) so it’s going to cost us anyway.
It strikes me there are two obvious things to do. Desalination plants (like they have elsewhere in the world) and pipes across the UK. Gas gets pumped the length of the nation; why not water?
 
We got to the woods and had a good walk. As we walked I gathered litter. For some time I’ve been noticing the litter on our walk. The lager can at the half-mile point. The Haribo wrappers at the three quarters of a mile point. The old helium balloon. The discarded trousers (seriously!)
I got quite a haul of rubbish.
The woods were quite busy today; we met loads of people.
 
We came home. I made us a cuppa then nipped to Tesco to get some odds and sods. I hate supermarkets. Usually I go before work, but at mid-day (like today) they are heaving with normal people. Not one of them look where they are going; not one of them has the slightest idea that there is anyone else in the supermarket. And pretty much every single thing has been moved from where it was the last time that I called in.
 
With shopping shopped I then pootled in the garden for a bit. Sweeping up, puling weeds, generally tidying up. Whilst I’d been shopping I’d got some Belgian buns. We had them with a cuppa for lunch, then I effectively wasted the afternoon by alternately read more Kindle and played Meowdoku.
 
“er indoors TM sent me a WhatsApp. If I phoned a certain number I could enter a prize draw for free and have a chance to win a million quid. That would be nice, wouldn’t it. So I entered the prize draw.
It would have been nice to have won, wouldn’t it?
 
We had a bottle of the three quid plonk with dinner. As we scoffed and guzzled we watched more “Bake Off: The Professionals”. I find myself more interested in the presenter rather than the baking. Woof !!!

30 July 2026 (Thursday) - Not At Work

I slept through till half past seven this morning. That was an improvement on the last two nights. I made toast and had a look at the internet as I do every morning. A friend was posting pictures and videos from her Cornish holiday in which her daughter seemed to be spending an inordinate amount of time jumping into the sea from harbour walls. I once did that in Hastings. Someone was posting to local Facebook pages offering to sell aerial photos of people’s house taken from his drone… sadly he was posting anonymously so no one could contact him.
And the world was up in arms because Nigel Farage hadn’t been invited to the cross-party talks about social care. All sorts of conspiracy theories were being thrown about but no one seemed to realise that now that Nigel Farage is no longer an MP he was not eligible to attend. He stood down from being an MP in the hope that he'd avoid scrutiny for the five million quid bung he received from Christopher Harborne. (that blew up in his face, didn’t it?)
I Munzed, Wordled from “slept” to “flume” and took the dogs out.
 
We drove up to the woods where we had an average walk. As we walked we saw where something had been chewing the bark from the trees (squirrels or deer?). My bird app thought it heard a merganser… which is a duck and there’s not many of those in Kings Wood. We saw deer in the distance – too far away to bother chasing them. And we met a woman on a horse… As she came toward us through the woods (on a supposedly “no horses” path) I grabbed the dogs by the collars and held them till she passed. She thanked me for holding the dogs, then made the snide comment that dogs are usually on leads. I smiled sweetly and thought better of telling her that horses are only allowed on the gravelled tracks.
And Bailey rolled in fox poo. Twice.
 
We came home for a bath, and I made us both a cuppa. I spent an hour marking a trainee’s work on thrombotic disorders. I wrote up some CPD. I put some washing in to scrub, rounded up all the dog turds that I could find, then voomed round the front and back yards with the bionic burner. Five minutes with that sorts the weeds.
 
“er indoors TM went shopping. I made some toast for lunch and thought about my old lecturer and mucker Pete Chopping. Pete was chief biomedical scientist at Orpington Hospital forty years ago and in the evenings he used to lecture us at Bromley College of Technology. He was *always* banging on about what he called the “Tea & Toast Brigade” by which he meant pensioners who lived off tea and toast and with such a diet usually ended up with macrocytic anaemias (anaemic with really big red cells caused by not eating properly). He maintained that the “Tea & Toast Brigade” brigade were responsible for ninety-nine per cent of all the low folate results we saw in the lab (we measure folic acid every day). Pete would have laid an egg if he saw what I eat for lunch most days when not at work.
Pete was that rarity – he knew absolutely everything there was to know about haematology and could explain and teach so well. And he always got the beers in. He liked a bottle of White Shield. Such a shame that he’s gone…
 
With toast scoffed I ironed the shirts I’d washed earlier and ironed the rest of the ironing too as I watched an episode of “Stranger Things”. I managed to put the ironing board away without disturbing the dogs, and Treacle was asleep when I announced that I was going to “FEED THE FISH”. She leapt up squealing in excitement.
With fish fed I voomed round with the watering can, then sat by the pond for a bit and read my Kindle.
 
Over dinner we watched this week’s episode of “Star Trek: Strange New Worlds” which started well but the writers clearly wrote themselves into a hole from which they couldn’t get out. Half-way through “er indoors TM asked how our heroes were going to get out of the pickle they were in, and sadly rather than resolving the plot the writers effectively said “sod it” and just ran the end credits. Such a shame.
We followed this with more “Bake Off: The Professionals”. Who would have thought that making a Battenburg was so complicated.
And we are now watching the Claudia Winkleman show. Apparently there won’t be a second season for which I am very grateful.