28 May 2026 (Thursday) - A Day Off (!)

I slept well. As I scoffed toast my Facebook feed had a few mentions of The Peacock; the pub I mentioned the other day.  It has now closed. I drove past it on the way home last night and saw no lights on. I also drove past the Bull in Bethersden last night and saw that was in darkness too. It closed at the end of last month. Both pubs had been going for (literally) hundreds of years but both have closed for want of anyone who feels they can make a living from running the place. As I’ve said so many times, sadly the day of the pub is over…
 
I got the dogs onto their leads and we went out with this plan to beat the heat. As we drove the pundits on the radio were interviewing a couple of people about the junior doctors ongoing pay strikes. One of them had me confused… she was incensed that there are more applicants for junior doctor posts then there are actual posts, and so not every junior doctor gets a job.
But isn’t this how the job market works? There’s more applicants than posts so that the ones who aren’t any good at the job don’t get appointed and so have to try a different line of work to which they might be more suited? Not everyone qualifying as a doctor is going to necessarily be any good at it, are they? I can remember helping with a bone marrow aspiration in one of the wards at the (now bulldozed) St Helen’s hospital in Hastings when another patient died (nothing to do with what I was doing!). The junior doctor looking after the patient (who’d been in post only a few days) went hysterical, said she couldn’t cope with that sort of thing, and resigned on the spot. A chap with whom I went to school qualified as a doctor… and went straight into medical sales. And what about Harry Hill and Graeme Garden?
The other chap being interviewed shouldn’t have even been on the radio. He would say half a sentence and then stop and start again, and then stop and start again. He never actually said anything. As I’ve said before, the producers of Radio Four need to vet their interviewees a bit more closely.
 
We go to the woods and parked in the shade. As we walked we met some woman with a couple of dogs on epically long leads. She said she was a dog walker and didn’t trust the dogs to come back when called. Her dogs joined in with Morgan and Bailey playing a lovely game of chase… oh, you’ve never seen a tangle like it.
We walked mostly our usual route, but took a bit of a diversion at the end so we could stay in the shade; it was warm and Treacle seemed to be struggling with the heat. A couple of times I wondered if we should have stayed at home, and then Treacle was off at top speed chasing squirrels.
 
We came home for a cuppa and a bit of Swiss roll. I Munzed and opened a qrate. I Wordled from “slept” to “divot” in four goes, then went up to town. I’d had an email from the bank saying they’d sent me a message. I eventually found a pdf file about their having archived a bank account of mine, and said I could go into the branch to talk to them about it…
I went into the bank, and the nice man was very helpful. He’s suggested I might talk to a financial advisor. I might just do that.
 
Being under orders to bring some lunch home I had a look at the artisanal bakery stall in the town centre. And then I had a look in Tesco. Tesco had stuff a third bigger and a third cheaper, and which hadn’t been out in the sunshine for several hours. I got a pecan plait and a croissant from Tesco and saved myself a quid or so.
I came home having had a little look round the town as I walked. I rarely go into town these days, and when I do so much has changed. And there’s a definite theme to the change. The sort of shops that sell stuff that which you can buy on-line are going. Stuff which sells perishables (like little groceries do), hairdressers, and nail bars seem to be a growth industry. I must have seen a dozen new nail bars today; all of which were full. I’m told that getting your nails done costs the thick end of thirty quid.
 
We had our pastries with a cuppa, then I spent a little while tidying up in the garden. Pulling the green weed out of the little pond, kicking the shingle back into place, gathering dog dung, trimming back the dead leaves… an hour’s fiddling about at the end of which the garden looked just the same as it had when I started and I was a bit hot.
We came in and I marked more trainee’s work, and wrote up some CPD, and watched another episode of “The Handmaid’s Tale”.
 
Seeing how by then it had cooled down a little I did “FEED THE FISH”, then fiddled about with the aerator pump to get the water coming out of fish thingy to come with a bit more wallop, then watered all round. I had a look down the drain… it’s running better than it has been, but not as well as it might. Ideally I’d get the nice water board man out, but we don’t need the smell of turds stirring up in this heat.
I then got the shears out to give myself a haircut… and saw the cable of the trimmer had broken. I got this one four and a half years ago… I rather thought it might have lasted longer. I’ve ordered another one from Amazon which should arrive tomorrow. Bearing in mind how much the local barber charges for a short back and slap, after the second time I use it I will be in profit. And whilst I was at it, I got a pair of slippers too…
 
The postie arrived with some solar powered phone chargers that “er indoors TM had ordered. In a novel break with tradition I read the instructions and was rather amazed to see that I should ideally charge the thing from the mains as much as possible; despite the name, the solar panel is just an emergency back-up. And I shouldn’t charge it anywhere near anything flammable in case it blows up.
Oh well… I expect it will go the way of every other phone charger in that I will lose it within a week.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up chicken and chips which we scoffed whilst watching an episode of “The Orville”. Both were rather good. And then there was a bowl of strawberries and cream for afters…
Yesterday was dull. Today was seemingly non-stop (I walked three times more steps than I did yesterday).
I’m going to work for another rest tomorrow.

27 May 2026 (Wednesday) - Late Shift

As I scoffed my toast I saw photos of a friend having a beach holiday, and another friend travelling across the Canadian Rockies. There were a few fun posts like that today. There were photos of cats, there were photos of people geocaching… That’s what I want to see on my morning Facebook feed as I am a very nosy person.
And then there was an advert on Facebook from Oxfam reminding the word that the conflict in Gaza is still ongoing. I don’t want to appear cynical, but the public’s attention span for any given war is rather short, isn’t it? The media were all over the war in Ukraine until it all kicked off (this time) in Gaza. And then that was headline news until President Trump went and picked a fight with the Iranians. And that will be forgotten about when the next one starts. Type “how many wars are going on right now” into Google. It reckons there are over a hundred. People just want to argue, don’t they? And as is always the case it is rarely those with the argument who actually suffer.
And people were up in arms about the hospice near work which is in financial difficulties. Here’s a thought. Don’t buy their hospice lottery tickets. Don’t donate to them. Don’t go in teir charity shop. If the public stops supporting them then the government (of whatever party) would have to fund the place properly. Look at the state some schools are in with them being dependent on charity hand-outs to pay for text books.
 
I Munzed; our Guild has reached the last of our monthly targets. And then I went and kicked “er indoors TM and the dogs out of bed. We drove to Orlestone for a shorter walk in the shade. We got there and saw about a dozen cars in the car park, and as always there were people sitting in the cars. Just sitting there. You’d think they’d get out and go for a bit of a walk, wouldn’t you?
We walked our usual walk. We saw a dog running about on his own about a quarter of the way round, but other than that we didn’t meet anyone else until we were twenty yards from the car park. As we walked Morgan tried to roll in some muck, but it was bone-dry muck. About two minutes from the end of the walk Treacle jumped in a huge puddle. I wish she wouldn’t. The trouble with that puddle is that we have a choice with our circular walk. It can either end with going past that big puddle or we go past the puddle first and end up with going up a steep hill.
It was good to get out; what with the ongoing heatwave it has been four days since our last walk. When we left home the car’s thermometer said it was nineteen degrees. We walked in the shade and I took water for the dogs, but Treacle did seem to struggle a bit.
It was twenty-two degrees when we got back to the car.
 
We drove home listening to the pundits on the radio talking about how the government is lowering VAT on tickets to theme parks over the summer. At first sight this seemed like a good thing, reducing the price of a ticket by about a tenner, but these theme parks are already operating at capacity. You might get a cheaper ticket, but you will have a longer wait. And (it was claimed) that there was no guarantee that you would get a cheaper ticket. When VAT on e-books was scrapped the price of e-books stayed the same; the publishers just pocketed the profit.
 
I made us both a cuppa, wrote up some CPD, tidied up in the garden, and got ready for work. And again when on the late shift the day was effectively over before noon.

26 May 2026 (Tuesday) - Still Too Hot

It was rather hot last night. Again being wide awake far too early I could either lay there awake, or get up. I got up and watched an episode of “The Handmaid’s Tale” which had had me thinking quite a bit. Have you seen the show? It portrays a rather dystopian future in which effectively most people in society are slaves living in subservience to a small minority. They do as they are told and are looked after.
Is this a bad thing?
Seriously… look at today’s society as exemplified by my morning’s Facebook feed.  Climate change deniers, anti-vaxxers, people who phoning 999 because of problems with their drain… Basing their life choices on their misunderstandings of a factually incorrect You-Tube video presented by someone who was making things up as he went along…
So many people are clearly incredibly stupid. Is allowing them a say in the running of society *really* a sensible thing to do?
 
I set off to work. As I drove the pundits on the radio were talking about financial irregularities at the Scottish Nationalist Party where an ex-chief executive was caught with his hand in the till. Everyone else who was in any position of authority at the time was very publicly trying to distance themselves from the matter.
Well they would, wouldn’t they.
And there was a lot of talk about the organised shooting of pheasants and other game birds. Apparently organisers of these events are legally allowed to shoot any crows and magpies that might be in the area. They aren’t allowed to shoot, trap or poison birds of prey, but it would seem they are doing so anyway. Amazingly anyone can set themselves up organising game bird shooting; there’s precious little legislation or control of the activity. And presumably a lot of profit to be made; hence all the birds that might affect the business getting blown away.
 
I got to work and had a rather busy day. I’d parked where the car would be in the shade all day, but it was still thirty-four degrees as I set off homewards. Apparently today beat yesterday’s record and was the hottest day of the year so far with temperatures a degree higher than the works car park reported at Kew and Heathrow.
 
I came home with a vague plan to take the dogs out, but it was still five degrees hotter than the warmest that I like to take them out in. Instead I watered the garden and fed the fish.
 
We had a rather good bit of dinner which we devoured whilst watching another episode of “The Orville”. It’s not a bad show but I would enjoy is so much more if the ship wasn’t captained by the dog from “Family Guy”.
I’ve another day at work tomorrow….

25 May 2026 (Monday) - Hot Bank Holiday

It was a very hot night last night. I was dozing listening to Treacle’s panting at half past six when she jumped up and was sick. By the time I’d sorted that I was wide awake.
I got up and put a load of washing in to scrub. I could get it dry on the line before the strange fellow two doors down would have sparked up his barby. He’s an odd fellow; he’s often in the back garden making strange squeaking squawking noises, and has a barbecue going several times a week all year long.
 
I made toast and peered into the Internet. Even though it was a Bank Holiday people were still squabbling. There was a vicious argument raging about Brexit. Personally I never understood why so many people felt it was utterly unacceptable to live under the edicts of one committee the members of which they would never meet, and that it was far preferable to live under the edicts of another committee the members of which they would also never meet. The only difference between the two committees being that all of the members of one of them lived on the same island. I *really* have as much in common with people from Manchester and Sunderland as I do with people from Milan and Barcelona. But what do I know? Two world cups and one world war, eh? Ing-Ur-Lund!!!  But ten years have passed and it is all done and dusted with the whole Brexit thing. It’s now history, Why is Brexit still an issue for many?
And there was a rather bitter quarrel about which was the oldest active geocache in Virginia. Does it really matter?
 
I Munzed, Wordled from “night” to “visit” in four goes, the went to the garden. I had planned to take the dogs to Orlestone Woods and then on to Hamstreet garden centre, but it was too hot. Instead I set a table up in the shade, and as “er indoors TM washed the carpets so I carried on painting garden ornaments.
I read my Kindle, I had a little sleep. We had a very good ploughman’s lunch, and Chris and Martin joined us for the afternoon. We put the world to rights, and got out the 3-D Blokus. Blokus is challenging enough when it is flat and on a board. But with three-dimensional shapes making geometrical figures, my poor brain was seriously strained. 
 
We had quiche and chips for dinner which we scoffed whilst watching an episode of “The Orville”…
Today was the hottest day of the year so far, and te hottest May Bank Holiday on record. It’s supposed to be even hotter tomorrow…

24 May 2026 (Sunday) - The Heatwave Continues

It’s a bit hot at the moment, and as is always the case when it is hot, those who haven’t got dogs and who know nothing about dogs are banging the canine welfare drum. Their latest idea is that dogs should be walked before eight o’clock in the morning… I was up for a mission to Kings Wood at five o’clock this morning, but no one else was. I tried to get back to sleep, but again I had limited space in which to try to sleep.
I got up and made toast. There was some half-witted anti-vaxxer posting drivel on Brian Cox’s Facebook page. It amazes me that these idiots don’t think it is at all possible that people who’ve studied something at post-graduate level for many years might (just possibly) know a little more than someone who has misunderstood a factually incorrect You-Tube video presented by someone who is making it up as they are going along.
These ones are allowed to vote, you know.
 
I looked at the monthly accounts. Bearing in mind in the last couple of days I’d suddenly had to re-tyre my car and shell out for bodywork on the “er indoors TM – mobile I could have been a whole lot worse off. But as always I did the monthly accounts with a sense of “I want more”.
 
I Munzed. Our guild has reached Level Two, which was a result. I Wordled from “about” to “niece” in five goes. I got dressed. I did have a vague plan to go up to the county show at the Detling showground… but I’ve been there before. It is incredibly easy to end up buying a whole load of stuff that you neither need nor want, and which you can get cheaper on Amazon anyway. And the weather forecast was for a hotter day than yesterday… apparently the temperature went over thirty degrees in Frittenden yesterday and that’s only half an hour’s drive away.
So as “er indoors TM went shopping I went into the garden…
 
It occurred to me that when I built the boxes in which I store spare decorative stones I’d built them off of the floor so that the bottom wouldn’t get wet. But that made a little hidey-hole for rats and mice. So I took that all apart and re-built it all flat to the floor.
I then lifted some of the rockery and seemingly a ton of shingle so that I could bury the cable powering the new aerator pump thingy. I put up another garden ornament and then “er indoors TM came home from shopping and made us a cuppa. I took her into the garden to see what I’d done… and this is why I hate gardening. After two hours struggling in the heat it really did look just the same as it did when I’d started.
 
We then went back into the garden. “er indoors TM craft club has had her setting things in resin and so that’s what she did. I got out those of the ceramic paints that hadn’t dried out and painted up some of the garden ornaments. It kept us both occupied.
 
“er indoors TM sorted a rather good ploughman’s for lunch, and then I read my Kindle for a bit whilst listening to the antics of the neighbours. Nice-next-door had set up a large paddling pool, and together with some mates she was having something of a cocktail afternoon. She’s a good ’un… from what I remember she’s the seventeenth neighbour in that house since we moved in (in Autumn 1991), has been there the longest, and is far and away the best neighbour we’ve ever had.
The other side was getting her roof fixed. It has had a tarpaulin covering it for some months. Whilst she made a point of ignoring me, the chap doing the work seemed civil enough. But I did find myself wondering just who would come out to do roof repairs at a bank holiday weekend (especially as she is continually pleading poverty).
 
I had a vague idea to take the dogs to Orlestone in the early evening, but the temperature was still in the mid-twenties. Instead I ran the hose pipe out and gave the plants a dousing.
We had pulled pork burgers, and another evening on the Infinity Table – I lost four games, but won one. Go me…

23 May 2026 (Saturday) - Dog Club, Badlesmere, Pub, Hot

I spent much of the night hanging off the edge of the bed; if only the dogs would give me some space.
I got up and let the dogs out for a tiddle. Morgan has taken to peeing up my pile of tyres; I wish he wouldn’t. I made toast and had a look at the Internet. There was a passive-aggressive post on the Dog Club Facebook page. It’s going to be too hot for the bigger dogs today (apparently) so could we (I) rearrange the meeting times to the evenings. I sighed. No, I can’t. Meeting at nine o’clock suits me personally. It might be a tad warm right now, but there is plenty of shade, and if we bring some water along the dogs would be fine.
So many people in so many walks of life suggest “why don’t we…” when what they quite openly mean is “why don’t you…
As I scoffed toast so Bailey sat on the sofa next to me scoffing her brekkie. She is getting fussier and fussier about eating. And Steve was on the radio doing the “Guess the Lyrics” competition:. “I hear your name whispered on the wind. It’s a sound that makes me cry”. I had no idea. It was Boy Meets Girl - Waiting For A Star To Fall from 1988.
I Munzed, Wordled from “night” to “chuck” in three goes, and we got ready for the day.
 
We drove round to Repton and Dog Club. For all the talk about how hot it was going to be we had fourteen dogs along. We stood in the shade, there was plenty of water for the dogs, and far more got splashed than ever got drunk.
As we drove off so Steve was doing the Mystery Year on the radio. I got it with the first record I heard. 10cc – Good Morning Judge. I can remember that being played at the Miller’s Arms just down the road from where I used to live during the celebration party for the Queen’s Silver Jubilee in 1977.
 
We drove up to Badlesmere where we met Karl and Tracey. They’d had reports of issues on their geocaches in the area so we joined them for a little walk. Some of the geocaches had issues, some didn’t. None had issues that those reporting them couldn’t have put right in less time than it took to report the issue.
And with walk walked we adjourned to the pub. Usually we would have gone to the Red Lion in Badlesmere, but that place has more and more specialised in being gluten-free. Which is all very well if you want a gluten-free meal, but it can be rather restrictive, and leave you with a menu of only half a dozen meals.
Instead we drove a mile or so down the road to the Wagon and Horses  where we sat in the garden and had a few beers and a rather good bit of dinner. A starter of olives with bread and oils and vinegar. A cheese ploughman’s. Three pints of ale and a couple of gin and tonics. It was rather good to catch up and have an afternoon in the pub garden. And the dogs were rather well behaved too.
 
We came home. The plan was to sit in the garden, but I was a tad heavy-handed with one of the chairs. After a while I gave up trying to mend it nicely, and brute force put the thing back together again.
I woke up a couple of hours later.
 
We got out the Infinity Table and played a few rounds of “Ticket to Ride”. I got my highest ever score (three hundred and twenty-five) and my lowest (twenty-one).

22 May 2026 (Friday) - Another Day Off

I ached a little this morning. What with one thing and another I covered seventeen thousand steps yesterday.
I made toast and had a look at the Internet and rolled my eyes. The county council has decreed that council meetings will now include saying the lord’s prayer and singing the national anthem. After a year of their being in power, despite what they assured me that they would do, Operation Brock is still in place, there’s more pot holes (and they are deeper), the boats full of immigrants are still coming, and the underpass down the road keeps flooding. But rather than sorting out that which needs sorting they’ve found a way to further divide the country.
Again the party which demands patriotism is the party that makes me ashamed of my country.
Interestingly our local councillor who was elected under the Reform UK ticket and went to the Restore Britain party was remarkably silent on the matter.
And I saw that Michael Keating (who played “Vila” in Blake’s Seven) died yesterday.
I Munzed, and Wordled from “ached” to “vocal” on the last go.
 
I took the dogs up to the woods. As we drove I saw her down the road who is always walking. I’ve seen her out before six in the morning and after eight at night. She just walks and walks.
We got to the woods and walked a shorter route than yesterday. I thought it would be about three miles; it was four and a bit. As we walked we met four other groups of dogs. And as is always the case, the way the meeting went was entirely down to the people and not the dogs. Three meetings were amiable and friendly. The fourth involved some stupid woman trying to wrestle two boxer dogs into a hedge whilst muttering curses. I didn’t actually tell her to get stuffed, but it was close. We’ve met her before; in the past she’s demanded that we turn round and go back as the path isn’t wide enough for her to get past with loads of space. Other dog walkers have told me that they’ve reported her to the dog warden… not that I imagine the dog warden would want to get involved.
On the plus side Bailey didn’t smother herself in fox muck.
 
I came home, made up both a cuppa then went shopping. On Wednesday when I saw Karl he spotted that one of my car tyres was past its best. I drove round to Kwik-Fit who couldn’t even look at my car until late afternoon. I drove on down the road to Elite Garages where the nice man had a look at the iffy tyre. He agreed that it was iffy, and he pointed out that two other tyres were also iffy (to say the least). He said that he’d got some work on, but that he could sort it all in half an hour’s time. I sat and waited…
After an hour I saw my car driving off. That was a tad worrying, but it was the test drive.
The nice man came back. New tyres all round, wheel alignments and a bill for three hundred quid. Bearing in mind that Kwik-Fit’s website had quoted me two hundred quid per tyre I saw that as a result. It certainly pays to shop around.
Whilst I was there I inadvertently caused a minor squabble amongst the staff. I asked what was going to happen to the old tyres, and if they were just going to be thrown away, could I have three of them for a little garden project. One of the mechanics announced that he regularly uses old tyres for projects in his garden, and the other mechanics seemed to be rather miffed that no one had told them about recycling used tyres as garden ornaments.
From there I drove round to Bybrook Barn garden centre for the hose for my aerator water feature thingy. Three metres of hose at one pound forty-nine pence per metre and a joining attachment costing one pound fifty shouldn’t cost just over nineteen quid, should it? (Have I ever mentioned that I’ve got a degree in mathematics?) Eventually I persuaded them that the bill should be just under six quid.
 
I came home. Eventually. Seeing the roads through the town were gridlocked I tried to come home through Chart road only to find it was equally bunged up.
By the time I got home and had unloaded my hose and used tyres I was rather worn out, and it was rather warm outside. I came inside and had a little look on-line at plans for making a little (well, not so little) wishing well. I then wrote up some CPD then announced that I was going to “FEED THE FISH”.
 
And whilst I was at the pond I rigged the hose I’d bought to the new water feature, then set the thing up and tested it. It all worked fine, which was something of a relief. I’ve now got to lift rocks and slabs and move shingle to bury the cable… but that is a job in itself. I’ll do that at some point over the weekend. And while I’m at it I shall have a think about the base of the fish ornament. The wooden base doesn’t look quite right.
 
“er indoors TM went off to collect her car. She’d had some bodywork done on her car today. And once she was home she boiled up a very good bit of dinner which we scoffed whilst watching another episode of “The Orvilleand “Race Across the World – The Reunion”.
For all that it would be hard work, I’m rather tempted to apply for the next series of the show. All I need is a team-mate to do all the brainwork as we race.
 
I still ache… compared to yesterday today was rather lazy – I haven’t cleared fourteen thousand steps.
Oh – and today is World Goth Day