19 February 2026 (Thursday) - Rostered Day Off

I was sleeping like a log when I woke to the sound of Morgan crying. He was laying next to me, twitching and shaking, whimpering and sobbing. He was clearly having a very vivid nightmare. Dogs *really* do have dreams. I managed to settle him, and I dozed on and off for the rest of the night, finally getting up just after seven o’clock
 
I had a look at the internet. The parody site Newsthump had had its TikTok account permanently deleted as the AI running the site didn’t understand parody. Apparently other satirical sites such as the Daily Mash and Waterford Whispers have the same problem.
AI still has a lot to learn.
And there was a minor squabble on the Kent Weather Forecasts Facebook page. The chap who runs the page had the hump because people were pointing out that his forecasts were at odds with other forecasts, The chap was ranting about how all the weather forecasters have the same data, but the data is open to interpretations.
Well…
No it’s not. If you’ve got accurate scientific data then that’s the end of it. If there’s multiple possible meanings for that data then your means of interpreting that data is fundamentally wrong. Isn’t it?
 
Despite the iffy weather forecast from Kent Weather Forecasts and the BBC (and the not-too-bad one from the Met Office) I took the dogs out. As we drove Robert Jenrick was being interviewed by the pundits on the radio. Like most politicians this chap seems to have an eye out for the main chance and has variously been in charge of housing and health when in government, and was shadow chancellor of the exchequer until he threw it all in and jumped on the Reform UK bandwagon. Listening to him was worrying; he summed up the very reason why I’m worried about Reform UK. He didn’t say that the country needs Reform UK; he said that the country needs Nigel Farage. And there’s Reform UK in a nutshell. It is a cult.
 
We got to the woods where the rain had given way to a foggy drizzle. Being earlier than usual we had a good normal-people-free walk. We mostly stuck to the wider paths and avoided the worst of the mud, it was only on the last half-mile that we saw anyone else.
 
We came home for a bath. I put a load of washing in to scrub, and with “er indoors TM having an office day I made myself a cuppa then had a look in the fridge. I was under orders to chuck out the cheesecake that had been left in the fridge since last week and forgotten about. It didn’t smell *that* bad so I scoffed it.
 
I wrote up some CPD, then did the ironing whilst watching the last episodes of “Harlots” which was a rather good series. I emptied the washing machine (and set the dishwasher going) and ironed the shirts whilst they were wet and then started something new on Netflix. “Boots” tells the tale of a young gay lad who enlisted into the American Marines. It was billed as a comedy, but wasn’t actually that funny. Rather engaging… but not actually funny. I emptied the dishwasher. I ran round with the Hoover. I did the bins. I worried about Treacle who wanted to go into the garden where she ate grass for fifteen minutes.
 
I checked my emails just in case any of the trainees had sent me more portfolio work to assess. It’s only fair on them to give them feedback whilst what they’ve written is fresh in their minds. And there was something for me to look at – a dissertation on the ESR. The erythrocyte sedimentation rate is an absolutely wonderful blood test. I’ve gone into detail about it somewhere else.
 
“er indoors TM came home and sorted us a rather good chili which we scoffed whilst watching this week’s episodes of “The Traitors: Ireland” in which the chap I really didn’t like finally got the heave-ho.
I’m still in two minds as to whether I should apply for the next series of the UK version of the show…

18 February 2026 (Wednesday) - Before Another Late Shift

I slept reasonably well, but woke in a cold sweat at five o’clock after a nightmare in which I’d been sent to sort out an alien invasion in which the local buses had been taken over by buck-toothed androids which had doubled the bus fares overnight.
My pleas that I’d not been on a bus for years were totally ignored…
 
I got up, made toast and had a look at the Internet. It was still there. The local newspaper was pretending to act surprised on the local Facebook pages; following the closure of the local shopping centre the nearby café is looking set to go out of business. Whilst I feel for them, this can’t be a surprise, can it?
I saw our county councillor is no longer part of Reform UK; he’s packed up with them and joined the newly formed Restore Britain party. He posted on his Facebook page this morning “Every speech I gave had to be vetted and re scripted, every vote I gave was whipped and forced on me. To be given to respect to now vote and speak on behalf of my constituents means so much to me”. Perhaps we might now find out exactly why he's been sitting as a back bencher after leaving his deputy cabinet role (environment portfolio) at Kent County Council three months ago.
I suppose it is a step in the right direction; if only because Restore Britain is a political party whereas Reform UK is actually a company pretending to be a political party. There are those who see Restore Britain as a bad thing because of what they stand for. There are those who see Restore Britain as a bad thing because it divides the far-right vote. I don’t know what to think. can’t say I like either of the parties the bloke’s associated with, but from what I’ve seen of the chap he actually does far more for the local community than many other local councillors do. And he’s streets ahead of the Labour MP for whom I actually voted.
 
I sent out birthday wishes to the two friends who were having a birthday today, Munzed, and amazed myself by Wordling from “right” to “mogul” in only three goes. I suppose there’s only so many five letter words with “G” in the middle.
 
 I spent an hour assessing more trainee’s work. I wrote up some CPD, and took Treacle to the vets for her annual once-over. Her eight is down from last year (by nearly a kilogram) and her teeth are good (that’s a result for Doggy Dentals). She’s still covered in fatty lumps though. The vet suggested biopsy, but when I pointed out that in order to be sure they weren’t malignant we’d have to biopsy every one the vet agreed that wasn’t practical. Treacle’s still got a heart murmur, but it is no worse than last year. The vet pulled all her legs about and said there was no flexibility or mobility issues.
All things considered the vet said that Treacle was in very good shape for a (nearly) ten year old dog and that we should continue the long walks round the woods all the time she’s obviously not struggling with them.
 
The plan was then to go for a long walk round the woods… but as it says in the Bible (Proverbs 16 v 9) God laughs when we make plans. The boss phoned and said that due to sickness we were short at work and asked if I could cover the late shift.
I could.
It is rather pathetic really, but it is good to feel needed so once I’d made up both a cuppa I got ready for the off. As I got ready to go to work so Bailey wanted to come with me again. Having disappointed her earlier when I took Treacle to the vets I disappointed her again.
 
I drove round to the co-op where I immediately slammed on the brakes as some idiot woman clearly wasn't watching the cars around her and nearly rammed my car. And then she tried to do it again. Having had to twice stop suddenly because of her seemingly being oblivious to the world around her, I eventually parked despite her best efforts. As I walked to the co-op so she got out of her car. I commented to her that she needed to keep an eye out as she'd nearly crashed into me twice. She smiled and said I was talking to the wrong person because she doesn't drive. What was that all about?
I got a sandwich and went to work up the A20 where I stopped off to do the secret ritual with a rather good geocache that “er indoors TM had hidden there last year. And with that done (together with yesterday's little mission) I've now completed the "Toy Dinosaurs" geo-Treasures.
I carried on to work... and again had to slam on the brakes as I drove up the motorway because the lorry in front hadn't noticed the broken-down car in the slow lane, and had left emergency braking far too late. As I pushed on the brake for all I was worth, the lorry in the rear view mirror looked awfully close as well...
When my previous car packed up on the motorway I'd had the sense to freewheel onto the hard shoulder rather than abandoning it in the slow lane, but what do I know?
Work was much the same as ever. I can't pretend I actually wanted to go in this afternoon, but the boss had asked me to, and according to the thirty-third Rule of Acquisition, it never hurts to suck up to the boss.
 
I was glad to see the night shift turn up. As I drove home the pundits on the radio were repeating the same program I'd listened to yesterday morning about the hacker who'd tried to blackmail thousands of people. Much as I like Radio Four, there's an awful lot of repeats on there. I suppose they've done their homework and I suppose they try to schedule repeats so that different people hear them at different times... It's just a shame that I seem not to hear them all. I turned the radio off and sang along to the strange tunes in my MP3 collection
 
I’m feeling rather worn out – I’ve worked three of the last four days. So much for being semi-retired…

17 February 2026 (Tuesday) - Before the Late Shift

I slept well, but ached when I woke up. I put washing in to scrub, made toast and had a little look at the Internet in the desperate hope that something might have happened overnight.
It hadn’t really.
I Munzed, Wordled from “shite” (it took that word !) to “squad” and had a little look at the geo-map. I didn’t have time to get the dogs round Kings Wood and back and bath them, and Orlestone would have been a swamp. So bearing in mind that some new geo-Treasures were going live today I planned a little circuitous trip to work to get some of these Treasures.
 
As I got ready to go on my little mission so Bailey wanted to come with me.  Of all the dogs she seems to get most excited at the prospect of going out, and I didn't like to disappoint her. But I did.
As I drove off the pundits on the radio were talking about the criminal hacker Julius Kivimäki  who in 2018 gained access to the treatment records of about thirty thousand patients and went on to demand ransom payments from both the company he hacked and individual patients. He ended up with over twenty-one thousand charges of attempted aggravated extortion, nearly ten thousand counts of aggravated invasion of privacy, and twenty counts of aggravated blackmail. Apparently the chap openly played solitaire and read books during the trial; showing no remorse at all..
There was an interview with the people who defended him in court... they said that they were in an impossible position of having to defend the indefensible. 
 
I got to my first geo-target... or the designated parking for it. I should have realised this was going to be a bad one when my RingGo app went belly up, but I thought I could pay when I got home and I persevered. I walked through quarter of a mile of thick mud only to find someone felling a tree on top of where the geocache was hidden.  That someone got rather aggressive when he saw me minding my own business walking past...  and after a little "conversation" (for want of a better word) I decided to cancel my subscription to his employers (Kent Wildlife Trust).
 
The second and third geo-targets were quite painless in comparison... I just followed the sat-nav to where it said to go, stopped the car, got out, did the secret geo-rituals and drove off again.
 
The fourth was simple enough. Go to a car park and find the sign with six lines of text. After ten minutes I was about to give up when I turned round and saw the sign had been behind me all the time. Dur (!) But once I'd found the sign, solving the puzzle was easy enough and I soon knew where to go.
 
The fifth eluded me... I had to find mentions of half a dozen people in a graveyard. I *think* one of then was mentioned on a plaque which had fallen off one of the benches.
The sixth involved solving a simple puzzle based on the stained glass window of the local Methodist church, and having solved the puzzle the cache itself was easy to find. Or it would be easy for anyone else to find. I made something of a meal of it...
 
By then the morning had flown by so I headed off to the petrol station in Aylesford where cars were queuing back to the road. But as I arrived one or two drove off from the same pump and I was able to drive straight in. So I did.
 
I went on to work... I really should have a lie-in when on the late shift, but I don't. I do stuff in the morning. Usually too much stuff. And by the time I show up at work I'm ready to go home to put my feet up. But I did my bit (as I do), and eventually got home about thirteen hours after I set off this morning…
 
Oh and it’s five years since my mum died.

16 February 2026 (Monday) - This n That

I didn’t feel too good went I went to bed last night; I didn’t feel much better this morning, but I could sulk or get on with it I got on with it.
 
I had my weekly weigh-in; my weight is holding constant which is better than going up I suppose. I made toast and had a look at the Internet as I do most mornings. I hadn’t missed much. The political squabbling continued… the Labour party is seen by pretty much everyone as being a load of old tosh and the only way forward is seen to be Reform UK… Even though it’s only a year or so since the Labour party was voted in with a massive majority because the electorate were sick of the failings of the Conservative party. And now I personally can’t see how the current government is much different to the previous Conservative one and everyone wants a new Reform UK government which (in large part) will be made up of the ex-conservatives who now infest Reform UK and who they all voted out in the biggest defeat in electoral history only a year or so ago.
Democracy, eh?
I saw the son of some old friends had a birthday today… Twenty-seven. Where to the years go?
And I saw that yesterday some people had been walking round looking for some of the geocaches I’d hidden in Kings Wood and didn’t find two of them. That immediately gave us today’s dog walk.
I Munzed, made up two little replacement geocaches, and we set off.
 
As I drove there was some utter tripe on the radio about someone who used to work for an oil company and had now written a book that supposedly had to be explained before you could read it. I was reminded of all the books we read at secondary school that were supposedly allegorical of all sorts of stuff which were absolutely nothing at all to do with said books.
We got to the woods and set off on a different walk to our usual one. We walked out to the geocaches that had been reported as missing. One was, one wasn’t. And from the last one we wandered through part of the area of the woods where we would be more likely to see deer… but we didn’t.
As we walked we saw some of the other dog walkers that we know by sight. And we saw Frankie.
Oh dear…
Frankie was a very small dog who was absolutely fine with us, but the woman with him was terrified of Morgan and Bailey, and she acted surprised to find out that when she got out the dog treats for Frankie, Morgan and Bailey wanted one as well. And Treacle would have been up for a treat as well…
If you don’t want other dogs swarming round your precious princess, why open a bag of dog treats when the other dogs are about five yards away?
But despite the attraction of a bag of dog treats, my three came away when called.
 
We got back to the car to see that my MapMyWalk app said we’d covered a few yards over five miles, and that my watch said we’d covered a few yards under six miles. I wonder which (if either) is correct.
We came home where bellies got washed, and I made us both a cuppa with a lump of cake too. As I’d driven home from work yesterday I’d stopped off at the little shop in Sissnghurst and got a butterscotch cake.
I filled the bird feeder, I harvested a crop of dog dung from the garden, I put a load of washing in to scrub. I then emailed the geo-feds about an idea I’ve had. About thirty years ago a whole load of poncey artwork was set un in Kings Wood. Most of it has since fallen apart and is long gone, but there’s one bit still there – an avenue of yew trees planted in such a way that if you stand at one end and look west (ish) on midsummer’s eve then the sun appears to set at the other end of the avenue of trees. It would be nice to see that, and it would be nice to share it. So I thought I might set up a geo-event for the occasion. But would I need formal landowner permission? If I do I probably wouldn’t have time to sort it out between now and June…
I sent an email to see what the geo-feds had to say.
 
As the rain (and thunder) started I resorted to my fall-back position of watching episodes of “Four In A Bed”. In today’s episodes the chap who charged twice as much as everyone else and was critical of everyone and everything turned out to run somewhere which was nowhere near as good as the opposition, and he came in last. I didn’t laugh much.
I hung out the washing, put a load of undercrackers in to scrub, and spent an hour assessing a trainee’s work on haemolytic anaemias until I got a replay from the geo-feds. Any kind of organised activity on Kings Wood would need formal permission. It’s really daft. There’s nothing stopping me going up there with a gaggle of mates to watch the sunset. That’s fine. But if we want to do it as a geocaching event we need formal permission. I suspect that with four months to go I’ve left it too late for this year. If only the paid staff of Forestry England could work as fast as the unpaid volunteers of geocaching dot com, eh?
 
“er indoors TM boiled up pizza which we scoffed whilst watching a couple of episodes of “Small Prophets”. It was rather good; even if I did spend much of the time watching it trying to work out what I’d seen the cast in.
 
I’m feeling a bit better than I did this morning… but still not one hundred per cent.

15 February 2026 (Sunday) - Early Shift, Bit Dull...

The dogs were restless in the night and woke me shortly after two o'clock.  I dozed on and off; finally giving up and getting up at half past four. I made toast and watched another episode of "Harlots" which was remarkably true to life in that the decent people got shat upon whilst the evil and self-centred prospered. There's a lesson there for all of us.
I put my brekkie stuff into the dishwasher (that I didn't set going last night) and set it going. That would be a little pressie for “er indoors TM when she got up. And taking care not to disturb anyone I got ready for work and set off. The roads were very quiet today. I only saw four other cars in the ten miles between home and turning off of the A28 at Tenterden. I saw seven more as I drove along the A262, but things were busier on the A21; with twenty-four cars between Lamberhurst and work I saw over twice the amount of cars on the last six miles of the trip than I did on the first twenty-two.
As I drove I listened to the pundits on the radio. there was a surprisingly interesting article about how noisy it is in prison, and an interview with an archaeologist who has chucked in his trowel and become a sheep farmer in the Shetlands.
 
I got to work and cracked on with a rather busy morning. I would rather not have had to do so, but there it was. And it was raining anyway so I wasn't missing much.
Sadly the little shop in Sissinghurst was closed at half past six this morning, so I couldn't get one of the really good pasties they do. Instead I had to throw myself on the mercy of the works canteen. The food's not bad... but there's no denying that the other works canteen I sometimes frequent at the weekends is much better.
 
I came home to an empty house; “er indoors TM had taken the dogs out. I sat on the sofa and had a little doze until they all came home (soaking wet) half an hour later.
I had a shower. I did some puzzles on chess dot com. I wrote up some CPD.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up cottage pie which we scoffed whilst watching a couple of episodes of The Floorwhich is quite engrossing… all the times the rounds are on subjects about which I have any idea. This evening’s rounds on soap stars and Eurovision were anyone’s guess, but I’m claiming a victory on the Team GB round when I identified “him who does the knitting”.
We’re now watching the Winter Olympics… the pairs skating… Am I being a tad puritanical in thinking that the more the skaters lack in talent, the less they wear? The last one might as well have been in the nip for all that her costume kept secret.
I must admit I’m watching it purely in the hope that either someone ends up flat on their arse or their tit pops out. And as I typed that so, the Canadian girl went face first into the ice…
 
I’m feeling rather washed out this evening. I hope I’m not sickening for something…

14 February 2026 (Saturday) - Dog Club, Woods, Lego, Games Night

I woke up shivering at three o’clock this morning: the dogs had captured most (if not all) of the duvet. I managed to get back to sleep for a bit.
I got up at seven and made toast. As I scoffed it I saw that my Facebook feed was awash with the news that having been elected on the promise of cutting taxes, our new Reform UK county council are actually putting the council tax up by four per cent. Mind you when I say “our new Reform UK county council” it’s actually “our old Tory county council”. It really is the same old piss in a different shaped bottle.
I saw a friend’s cat had died. Having lost his wife and his son, now his pet has gone. Some people really don’t have any luck.
My father in law had re-posted something on Facebook. Someone or other had posted to LinkedIn (yes – I know!) complaining that it costs a small business over a hundred thousand pounds to employ three full-time people (on minimum wage). Have I missed the point here… shouldn’t any employee (as an absolute minimum) make enough money for their company to cover their own wages?
 
I Munzed, Wordled from “radio” through “pouts”, “clock” and “blown” to “bloom”, and strained my brain at Steve’s “Guess the Lyrics” competition on the radio. “People stare and cross the road from me and jungle drums they all clear the way for me”. I had no idea either. It was “Is there something I should know” by Duran Duran.
 
We drove round to Repton and Dog Club… we had a good time… mostly. But things were a tad fractious. Some weeks every dog gets on famously with every other dog.  Some weeks there are quarrels and arguments. And when there are Morgan always feels the need to get involved. We had some spats today. All finished as quickly as they started, and Morgan immediately came away when called. But I’d rather we didn’t have the spats.
It was only a shame that Bailey was being hard work. She either stands still and doesn’t move, gets cold, starts shivering and needs to be bundled into my fleece. Or she runs off on her own little missions to find holes in the fence. Today she just stood and shivered until I bundled her into my fleece.
The nice lady from Doggy Dentals came along too because it is pet dental health month. She was offering a free once-over for anyone who wanted their dog’s gob checked out. Bailey and Treacle have got an appointment with her in a week’s time, but we’ve not taken Morgan to her so far. She had a look at his mouth and said he was fine. That was a result.
As we drove off so a little queue for check-ups was forming.
 
We thought we might take the dogs for a walk; after all Bailey had hardly moved (under her own steam).  As we drove Steve was doing the Mystery Year on the radio. Alvin Stardust and his co ca choo, Jon Pertwee leaving the Tardis… 1974. Today the radio signal started breaking up at the top of Charing Hill… so strange that the radio signal is good for twenty miles going west, but struggles to make five miles going north.
Bearing in mind that Kings Wood is usually heaving with the normal people at the weekends we drove up to Longbeech North where there was only one other car in the car park. We walked for two and a half miles and only saw one other person, and they were in the distance. And (as an added bonus) the woods were nowhere near as muddy as Kings Wood can be.
 
We came home where I put muddy dog coats and human trousers into the washing machine, and we had a cuppa and a cake. I sorted the Dog Club money; this fortnight no one had emptied all their loose change into the pot. There was a tenner, and some pound and fifty pence coins. I transferred the total (plus nine quid for our subs) from my current account into the Repton account, and pocketed the cash. I use it in the self-service machines in Sainsbury’s… The old bat in Sainsburys seems to have the hump when I fill the machine with coppers and five pences; it will be a shame that I can’t wind her up for a couple of weeks.
 
I hung out the washing, then spent a little while putting a Lego set together. I quite like the Lego botanicals: the mini-orchid is rather good.
I then rested my eyes for a bit… and woke up an hour and a half later.
 
Chris, Sarah and Steve came round, and we had a rather good evening on the Infinity Table. I came second to last in “Game of Life”, last in “Sorry”, offered sage advice in “Trouble” and came last in “Ticket to Ride”, but it is always good to catch up with friends. It was a shame that Morgan had to disgrace himself by helping himself to the chicken pieces, but that’s the sort of dog he is.
We’ve got another games night in the diary already…

13 February 2026 (Friday) - The News

I slept well, but was still awake far too early. I made toast and watched an episode of “Harlots”… Given that you were about to be hanged for a murder you didn’t commit, and got rescued and taken far away from the crime scene, would you *really* go back and parade around for all to see?
 
I had a little look at the Internet; it was much the same as ever. People were looking to argue about anything that they could possibly argue about. I wish they wouldn’t.
An old school friend had his birthday today. We used to get up to all sorts of mischief when we were ten; how can he be sixty-two?
I Munzed, then got ready for work.
 
I drove to work through a dark and foggy morning... and chuckled as the pundits on the radio told the world how bright it was in the South East.
As I drove the pundits on the radio were talking with Sir Gus O'Donnell who as Cabinet Secretary was once the country's top civil servant. Apparently the Prime Minister has had a falling out with his most recent successor. The ins and outs of the squabble are immaterial; what made me sit up and take notice was Sir Gus's comment about the theoretical interaction between the Prime Minister and the Cabinet Secretary. He felt that the Prime Minister should dream up policy which he would discuss with the Cabinet Secretary in the hope that the Cabinet Secretary agreed with what the Prime Minister had in mind; the implication being that the Cabinet Secretary could say "no" if he didn't agree.
Surely the Cabinet Secretary should do as he is told? 
 
And there was talk of some big international meeting at which the American Secretary of State told delegates from around the world that "The world is changing very fast right in front of us"  and that the European countries  "must prepare for independence from the US". That was being seen as a wake-up call to the world, but it's been pretty obvious that the USA is now sick of being the world' s policeman.
 
I popped into Sainsbury's to get lunch and a card for “er indoors TM for tomorrow, and when I came back to the car so two bishops were arguing on the radio. Apparently the Church of England has abandoned proposals for same-sex blessing ceremonies. As it should (!)
Don't get me wrong - I'm all for anyone setting up shop with anyone else that they want to. But the Church of England simply can't do so whilst maintaining any credibility. Their bible is quite clear on the matter. It clearly says that being gay is a no-no. It's simply wrong, but it is clear on the matter. And if you are going to be a bishop and promise to uphold all the claptrap that goes with your religion, then there you go - you simply can't do the decent thing *because* your bible says you can't.
It amaze me how bishops can try to appeal to the gay community without throwing away everything they believe in.
 
Work was work. I did my bit and came home again. “er indoors TM boiled up sausages and chips which we scoffed whilst watching this week’s episode of “Starfleet Academy” which was something of a disappointment compared with previous episodes. Sadly the arch-baddy they’ve picked for the show is a bit rubbish…