17 July 2025 (Thursday) - Rather Busy

I slept through till half past seven this morning, but was rather aching when I got up. I suppose this chair workout lark is slowly taking effect? I got up, made toast and had my usual look at the Internet. There was upset in Hastings Old Town. There are two major hills there – East and West – with funicular lifts on each. The one on the west hill takes you from the heart of the sea front to a residential area. The one on the east hill takes you from a car park to a field. The west hill lift (the useful one) has been broken for some time, but in compensation the owners are offering holders of season tickets for that lift   free use of the other one. Not that it’s of any good to them.
And I saw red when I checked my emails. Someone couldn’t find a geocache I’d hidden by Singleton Lake and had suggested I go check on it… Someone who has found over thirty thousand of the things and only ever hidden three (and none of those in the last ten years).
 
I Munzed, then took the dogs to the woods. We did a slightly shorted version of our usual walk; cutting out the bit where the rancid thing is. As we walked we saw slow worms, and then there was an interesting episode. All three dogs flew to the edge of the path and stopped. Twenty yards into the woods was a herd of deer. The dogs watched the deer; the deer watched the dogs. Bailey made a half-hearted move toward the deer. The deer looked at her, as did Morgan and Treacle, and after she’d gone forward five yards she stopped and came back; looking rather sheepish.
As we walked I realized that it was rather quiet. Quiet as in silent. I ran my birdsong app for two separate ten-minute sessions and didn’t detect a single bird.
And I found a frankly epic turd. What can there be in Kings Wood that does turds the size of tennis balls?
 
We came home. I made us a cuppa then cracked on in the garden. I harvested dog dung, hung out the washing then ran round the lawn edges with the strimmer. I had a go at the lawn with the lawn mower, then had a go at the gravelled areas with the garden vacuum. I swept round the yard, then emptied the last of the wreckage from when I cleared out the bog filter. And whilst I was at it I loaded up the car in readiness for a tip run.
So easy to type, two and a half hours to do, and the garden looked just the same at the end as when I started.
 
I came in for a little break and got Wordle on the fifth attempt. “Modal” – what a seriously stupid word.
I then drove over to… I won’t say where, but a friend had hidden a geocache somewhere relatively locally which would seem to have gone missing. Could I replace it? Of course I could. And with that replaced I drove on to the tip to unload. As I got rid of rubbish I also got rid of the old kite buggy. I felt rather sad about getting shot of it but we’ve not used it in over ten years, it takes up a lot of storage space, and the tyres had perished.
I came home and did my twenty minute chair fitness workout. I’d already walked four miles round the woods, spent two and a half hours gardening, loaded the car with rubbish, and unloaded it all again, and all of that was peanuts compared to sitting on a dining chair waving my arms and legs about. I made us another cuppa to calm my nerves.
 
I then drove down to collect “Daddies’ Little Angel TM and Pogo and we drove to Orlestone woods where we met “er indoors TM for our evening walk. Our three dogs walk better when Pogo is along; he seems to take over as pack leader and they all follow him.
 
We had pie and chips for dinner. Arguably not that much of a diet food, but what with all the stuff I’ve done today, my diet app said I still ended the day having scoffed one thousand five hundred calories less than I could have had.
I walked over twenty thousand steps today…

16 July 2025 (Wednesday) - Dumbbells

I didn’t sleep very well last night; Treacle was at the foot of the bed and pushed my legs over the edge a couple of times.
I gave up, got up, made toast and watched an episode of “Orange is the New Black” then had a little look at the Internet as I do most mornings. It was still there. I sent out birthday wishes to the friend having a birthday today. Sadly the last posting on her Facebook page was from me wishing her a happy birthday last year. I wish people would use Facebook more; being a nosey person I want to see what people are getting up to. It is too easy to lose contact.
 
There was a very strong smell of farmyard and manure as I walked up the road to my car this morning. What was that all about? I found my car where I'd left it yesterday. It is usually where I leave it; if only I could leave it in the same place every day.
I drove round to Sainsburys to get petrol only to find their petrol station was closed. That was a pain in the glass. So I set off up the motorway to try the Sainsburys nearest to work. As I got on to the motorway so my car flashed an alarm and told me I had forty miles worth of petrol left. Woops.
 
As I drove the pundits on the radio were talking about the Anglican Dean of Gloucester. He's gone into business with the Gloucester brewery who make "CathedrALE", and the Dean is now formally blessing the stuff to raise money to renovate his cathedral's cloisters.
Not that I'm in any position to take the moral high ground  here, but you would have thought that the Dean would be aware of what the bible says (specifically Proverbs 20 Verse 1), wouldn't you?
Mind you those same cloisters which he is trying to renovate were used as a filming location in the Harry Potter films, and I know of several self-styled Christians who won't watch Harry Potter because their priests have told them not to. Seriously. 
Some see it as occultism; but from what I can work out it strikes me that the average priest would rather kids didn't read or watch Harry Potter as the priest then has a hard time trying to explain what bits of made-up claptrap is made-up claptrap and what bits the kids are supposed to believe. A Chrismation and a lumos both seem equally implausible to me.
 
I got to the Aylesford petrol station with a few miles to spare and topped up. Unusually they had quite a few sandwiches in. Generally they don't in the mornings. I commented about that only to be told that the one I'd just bought was one of yesterday's leftovers. Ho hum... 
But it tasted OK when I scoffed it. Far better than yesterday's piri-piri thing that gave me something of a guts ache.
 
Another early start made for another early finish. I came home, did the “Feed The Fish” ritual, then once “er indoors TM finished with work we took the dogs out.
We went to Orlestone as we can get there in less than ten minutes. We had a good walk; the dogs behaved themselves… right up to about the last minute when Treacle and Bailey both waded through rather rancid mud. I wish they hadn’t.
 
“er indoors TM scrubbed the girls whilst I sparked up my Amazon app and learned something. My Amazon delivery was only seven stops away and was round the corner in Francis Road. Seven stops – that’s hardly anything. It took an absolute age for the counter to drop to six stops. Twenty minutes later when the van came into sight I realized that when the Amazon app says your parcel is seven stops away, that’s not seven deliveries away, that’s seven stops. The poor driver is probably making half a dozen deliveries at each stop.
 
But my parcel arrived. Less than a day after ordering them, I had my lightweight dumbbells. Once we’d scoffed dinner and let it settle I had another go at the Hasfit 20 minute Chair Exercises for Seniors Workout at Home with dumbbells rather than bottles of tomato ketchup.
It’s great – I spend the entire time in a dining chair and at the end I’m absolutely knackered… If I can keep this up I’m going to be ripped. I wonder how long it will be before the novelty wears off… Am I being hopelessly optimistic in hoping to get below thirteen stone in weight? After all, that’s only trying to lose another two stone and I’ve done that once this year already.
Mind you *if* I managed it I would still be two stone overweight…  

15 July 2025 (Tuesday) - Early Shift

My alarm woke me this morning. That rarely happens. I got up, and scoffed toast whilst watching half an episode of "Orange is the New Black", then got ready for work. I tried to be quiet; I don't know why. “er indoors TM and the dogs would sleep through anything in the early morning.
 
I drove off and it wasn't long before I was very conscious of an idiot on a motorbike who was far too close behind me. And then I was very conscious of an idiot in a car who'd misjudged how much room there was to the side of a dustbin lorry and was coming head-on at me at speed. I emergency stopped to avoid going straight into this car, and in my rear-view mirror saw the idiot on the motorbike swerving sideways at ninety degrees. The idiot in the car drove off, and I carried on with the idiot on the motorbike now keeping a sensible distance behind.
I stopped off at the co-op to get a sandwich. Again their fridges were all but empty..
 
As I drove up  the motorway to work so the pundits on the radio were talking about the government's new scheme. You can get a bung of up to four thousand quid towards the cost of a new electric car (provided it's not one of those Chinese ones).  But even with the government's bung the leccie car would still be far more expensive than a proper car, and I for one still have nowhere to charge the thing.
 
I got to work and had a little look at the Internet. I had emails The geocaches I put out yesterday had gone live, and I had got my hider souvenir. And I saw there had been a Munzee event in Dover on Saturday that I missed… or not so much “missed” as “knew absolutely nothing about” I was rather miffed about that… until I saw that only four people showed up for it (including the organizer and her husband).
If you are going to go to the effort of putting on something like that, why on Earth don’t you publicise it?
 
I got Wordle on the fourth attempt, then made a start at the early shift. As I worked I got a message that one of the caches I'd hidden had been found... but only one. At lunch time I had a message to say that I'd made a mistake in the formula I'd used in the other one. I'd actually written "DCE" whereas what I meant was "ABC". A subtle difference, but the difference between doing the happy dance along Beaver Lane and sulking in front of a lap-top screen. Which presumably is what several people had been doing this morning. I managed to put my mistake right, and then had lunch. Sadly the co-op's piri-piri chicken sandwich wasn't all that good.
I had an email. There was a job being advertised at the Medway hospital. Did I fancy being the lead for staff training there? A few years ago I would have jumped at the chance. Now...? I'm tired. I really can't be arsed with it any more. Not so much the training as I actually enjoy that. It's all the paperwork and meetings and being in charge. Been there, done that. It's all a bit like hard work. These days I'm quite content to just do my bit. 
 
Being on an early made for an early finish. I came home and we took the dogs to Orlestone woods where we walked for a couple of miles. The dogs were good; but there was a dodgy five minutes when a rather stupid rabbit ran out of a hedge and found itself nose to nose with Morgan.
Treacle had a wallow in the mud remains of a swamp. I wish she hadn’t.
 
We came home. “er indoors TM gave Treacle a serious scrub whilst I had another go at the chair workout. The nice man in the video said that if you don’t have dumbbells then you could improvise with what you’ve got. I improvised with a couple of bottles of tomato ketchup.
Once I’d recovered (you’d be amazed how knackered you can get whilst sitting down) I spent a little while looking at dumbbells on the internet. eBay was flogging some second-hand ones but the adverts were rather misleading. Not charging for delivery but expecting the buyer to collect is a tad cheeky when collection would cost over twenty quid in petrol. Especially when you consider that you can get a pair of brand-new ones from Amazon for less than a tenner which should come tomorrow with free delivery…

14 July 2025 (Monday) - Hasfit

I slept reasonably well last night. It helps when it’s not so hot. I got up and stood on the scales; I’d planned to go back on the diet today. Mind you, I was rather pleased to see that after last week’s holiday I’d only put on four pounds.
I made toast and a cuppa (two hundred and seventy-seven calories) and had a look at the internet as I do most mornings. This morning my Facebook feed was filled with adverts for cruises; something I feel would bore me senseless. On the other hand, someone I know through dogs was posting photos of her road trip along Route 66 from Chicago to Los Angeles. Now I think I’d quite like that… because you can stop off along the way. The people who took us to Uzbekistan do a Route 66 tour.
Maybe next year?
 
I munzed and unlocked a qrate, got Wordle on the fifth attempt (undid), and took the dogs out. As we drove to the woods the pundits on the radio were interviewing the Chief Secretary to the Treasury who spoke a lot without actually saying anything. Politicians charged with running the nation’s finances are on a hiding to nothing. The Labour ones are full of ideas and suggestions until they actually have any power to do anything at which point they realise it is all rather expensive. The Conservatives sell off anything over which they might conceivably be expected to have any responsibility so nothing is ever their fault (the water debacle springs to mind)…
 
We got to the walk and did what used to be our standard walk before we extended it, but we covered three and a half miles in just over an hour this morning. As we went we met a couple of other dogs, said hello and walked on past. We found no swamps or dog poo or squirrels. We chased a woodpecker, but it cheated by flying off. All rather dull.
 
We came home. “Daddies’ Little Angel TM wasn’t back from her appointment so I cleaned out the pond’s filter, chucked out the last of the plant wreckage from the bog filter and voomed round with the bionic burner. After an hour I was knackered, so I made us both a cuppa then pondered geo-puzzles.
Yesterday I hit on the idea that since there are precious few geocaches within a hundred miles that qualify for the latest series of geo-Treasures, I might create some. Last night I planned one such and wrote the web page for it. I checked that I’d got the sums right – I hadn’t but I think I have now, It always pays to check. And flushed with success I devised another.  
 
I took. “Daddies’ Little Angel TM and Pogo home, then took a circuitous route home via the locations of my new geocaches and put out some nanos. As you do.
Once home I gave the two cache web pages a last once-over and sent them in to the geo feds for their assessment with the request that if all was well they might be published tomorrow or later so that I get the International Geocaching Day 2025 hider souvenir.
 
I wrote up some CPD, fed the fish, and then had a look at the chair yoga workout I found yesterday. It played for eighteen minutes; I turned it off after six. It was bollox. I was rather hoping for an actual chair workout; not to be sitting on a chair and waving my hands in the air whilst trying not to forget to breathe.
I had another look on-line and found the Hasfit workout for seniors. It took twenty minutes to work through, and for all that I spent the entire time sitting on a dining chair it wasn’t long before I was rather sweaty. I shall have another go at it tomorrow, and wear shorts… I think I might have some somewhere.
I then rewarded myself with a cuppa and a slice of lemon drizzle cake (two hundred and fifty calories), and after an epic battle I eventually beat the chess bot.
 
“er indoors TM went bowling. I considered another run-through with the chair workout, but thought better of it. I don’t want to overdo it just yest. Instead I watched a couple of episodes of “Orange is the New Blackwhilst the dogs snored.
And then I saw that we’ve achieved the second of our three Munzee Clan challenges for the month. Result.

13 July 2025 (Sunday) - Taking It Easy


 I slept well; last night wasn’t so hot. I made toast – you can’t beat toast with peanut butter and marmalade (try it!). And I had my usual peer into the internet. My Facebook feed today was seemingly full of adverts for old men’s chair yoga. Apparently you can sit on a dining chair and thrash about and build muscle whilst losing weight. Apparently. All these adverts took me through ten minutes of preamble before asking for money. I suppose enough people must stump up the akkers to make it worth the while of those paying to put up the adverts – I found something free on You-Tube that I might start (together with the diet re-launch) tomorrow.
 
I Wordled (gnome on the fourth attempt), Munzed, and planned a little Munzee expedition. We need to get a lot of a certain sort on Munzee for this month’s Clan War, and going round the block would get us well over half-way there. So we went round the block and got over half-way there. As we went I opened a gold qrate and got a mini squid cubimal as well. Go me.
Seeing we still had time on our hands we drove out to Charing to hunt down a geocache. The latest geo-Treasures need us to find rather difficult to find caches which need a special tool to get to the paper log.
We parked up and walked for half a mile to a bridge over a sand quarry where we hunted for over half an hour. It was just as I said we should give it two more minutes that the thing came to light. I was glad it did. That gave us our first “Tools of the Trade” treasure and we’ve five more to find. The next closest is in Cranbrook. After that we’ve something of a mission.
There’s one in Hastings… possibly. It hasn’t been found for eighteen months.
There’s one in Sittingbourne… possibly. It hasn’t been found for two years.
The one in Heathfield hasn’t been found for four years.
After that the rest are quite a bit further away.
 
In a novel break with tradition the weather forecast had been right; a cloudy morning followed by a sunny afternoon. We’d been right to go out in the morning. “er indoors TM boiled up another rather good ploughman’s lunch, then we had a lazy afternoon in the garden.
As it cooled I fed the fish then looked at those plants I’d salvaged from when I’d chopped back the bog filter a few weeks ago. Sadly nowhere near as many plant had survived as I thought might, but I put the two that hadn’t totally croaked into floating pots in the big pond and I shall see if they take. I shall clear the wreckage of what I pulled out of the bog filter tomorrow. Probably.
I then came inside and solved geo-puzzles in the hope of getting more of these geo-Treasures. Sadly they are few and far between and many of them are up trees. And then I struck on the frankly genius idea that if there’s not many suitable caches available, put some new ones out. So I posted to the local geo-Facebook page. People might put a few out… five would be nice.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a very good bit of dinner which we scoffed whilst watching Canal Boat Diaries”. I don’t think I’d get on with a canal boat. There’s a very limited amount of places you can go (i,e, along the canal) and you can’t go very fast. Mind you I’m thinking more and more about a camper van.
 
I then spent a little while working on a new geocache which will allow others to get this new Treasure…

12 July 2025 (Saturday) - Doing the Laundry

Much as it was good to have a break, you can’t beat your own bed… sadly it was far too hot to sleep last night. I managed a couple of hours but that was about it. I got up at two o’clock and whilst I was up I put a load of washing in to scrub. I then dozed on and off for a couple of hours before hanging that lot out just as it was getting light at half past four. I put another wash load in and went back to bed where I lay awake for a couple of hours, and then got that lot pegged out at seven o’clock. A third lot went in to the washing machine and I made toast and had my usual rummage round the Internet.
You so easily fall back into the old ways.
 
I saw that two colleagues had been presented with long service awards at a formal ceremony yesterday. That was a vast improvement on last year’s debacle when I got a certificate and award for forty years service which came in the internal post last November. It arrived three years late and was handed to me by the most junior lab assistant who left a few weeks later.
I’m glad that my ranting at the time were taken seriously by management and “proper awarding” of these things is now done.
And there was ranting about a proposed hosepipe ban. On the one hand there’s only so much water and we’ve had a dry year. On the other hand we’ve had a few (lot) of those lately. Had Southern Water’s money been spent on maintaining the infrastructure and building desalination plants things would be different. After all, the average Californian uses a garden sprinkler and they are in a desert.
 
I munzed; deploying my Itty Bitty Kitty (it’s a Munzee thing). And I got Wordle on the fifth attempt (exile). And we got ready for Dog Club.  
As we got ready Steve was on the radio, The “Guess the Lyrics” contest was “And if our love was just a circus you’d be a clown by now”. No? – Elton John – I’m Still Standing.
 
Dog Club was really good. Without needing to be asked several people brought along lots of water, and we had a huge water bowl and ice blocks. A dozen dogs were really well looked after. We played, we sniffed, we shared treats.
As we Dog Clubbed so one of those who’d seen the minor squabble at the second session at last week’s Dog Club told us what happened. It wasn’t quite as minor as we thought…
We’ve had a few issues over the years; one of which was with an older bloke with a dog which was (and still is) far stronger than he is. About a year ago his dog was forcibly trying to hump every other dog, and despite having the dog dragged off and returned to him many times, the chap seemed reluctant to do anything. I didn’t want to get heavy handed, but when in its rush to pork another dog his dog trampled Bailey, I saw red. I grabbed his dog by his collar, dragged him back to the old bloke and told him that it wasn’t working. I had to stare at the bloke quite aggressively for him to get the message and piss off.
Apparently this chap came to last week’s second session where his dog again tried to hump everything whilst he stood back and did nothing to stop it, and when challenged got quite confrontational. I stayed to the start of the second session to see if he turned up. He didn’t but one of the younger blokes who goes to the second session told us what happened, and we left this bloke with instructions to eject the old chap without warning if he showed up again.
 
It was rather later than usual as I drove home, but as I drove off so Steve was playing “Breakthru” by Queen on the radio. Surely that was 1989? And then he asked about the fall of the Berlin Wall and the end of the first run of “Doctor Who”. Definitely 1989.
I brought the dogs home; “er indoors TM was off to Craft Club. I brought in some washing, hung out the white wash was which had scrubbed whilst we’d been at Dog Club, then put a fourth load in. I did have a plan to pootle in the garden, but it was too hot. So instead I told Tripadvisor about some of the places we’d visited last week.
 
I got washing in; I put more washing out. “er indoors TM returned from craft club with the makings of a very good ploughman’s lunch which we scoffed, and then sat in the garden having a bit of a lazy hour or so.
And then  “er indoors TM set off to the local am-dram society’s latest production. And I spent the evening ironing all that laundry that I’d washed and dried today.
 
Oh well… at least all the holiday laundry is now sorted. Let’s hope for a cooler night tonight…

11 July 2025 (Friday) - Coming Home

I’ve been sleeping with my Smartwatch on this week, and it has said nice things about the quality of the sleep I’ve had up till this morning. However with an alarm set I didn’t sleep well (I never do if I have an alarm set), and it could tell the difference.
 
We got up, packed, and had brekkie. I passed on the honey today. It tastes of my (late) great aunt’s perfume. And with brekkie scoffed we loaded up the cars. As we loaded I found myself watching Treacle. We actually lost her at one point. I found her in the dining room looking rather confused. She doesn’t seem to be herself at the moment.
 
We were supposed to be out of the cottage at ten o’clock; we made it with five minutes to spare. Wanting to break up the journey home, and bearing in mind today was going to be another hot day we’d looked at the geo-map and had found a little wood near Four Marks in Hampshire. We parked at the designated car park. The instructions on geocaching dot com said “Parking for many cars”; there was probably room for four cars in total. But once parked we walked into the woods. Like all woods the paths marked on ordnance survey maps bore no relation at all to the paths that were actually in the woods. But we had a good little walk. We walked for about an hour, and then had a picnic by a very pretty little village pond.
 
But all good things have to come to an end. We said our goodbyes and consulted Google which said that home was one hundred and one miles and two and a third hours away. It probably got the distance right, but the timing was out by about an hour. There were one or two delays on the way (!)
 
We got home and managed to unload most of the kit before our house-sitter (Pogo) woke up. “Daddies’ Little Angel TM had been busy cleaning the kitchen. Once we’d unloaded the car “er indoors TM took the house-sitting team home and I unpacked that which I dared to unpack, and got the first load going through the washing machine.
I had a little look in the garden. The plants were nowhere near as dead as I thought they would be; it would seem we had far more heat in the New Forest than had been had at home, but I ran round with some water anyway.
 
“er indoors TM returned and popped up to the kebab shop to get dinner. You can’t beat a kebab with a tin of Doctor Pepper. We scoffed whilst watching the final of the most recent series of “Taskmaster”, and with that scoffed I sorted the holiday undercrackers which I’ve got washed and dried.
If only the rest of the laundry was that easy to sort… That’s my job for the weekend…

10 July 2025 (Thursday) - Janesmoor

The trouble with letting the dogs out in the mornings whilst on holiday is that they think the garden is one big adventure zone. To them it probably is. There was five minutes charging about and exploring before anything that needed to be “done” was actually raked out.
I then went and “did” myself, and found the dogs had gone back to bed. With everyone else still sparko I got out the laptop and had my usual look at the Internet. It would seem that there’s already plans for a geocaching event at the solstice weekend. Bell-ringing (!) Oh well, so much for the day-long rally. I was going of the idea anyway. But bell-ringing.in a church in Bexley? I might pass on that.
 
Everyone else got up, and we had brekkie. A full English one. You can’t go wrong with one of those. By the time we’d scoffed it, it was mid day. And rather warm. A shorter walk was on the cards for today. So we drove out to the Janesmoor enclosure and walked down to the river; hoping it hadn’t dried out.
It hadn’t.
And it was still quite clean, so we played fetch with those dogs (Treacle) that would chase into the water to fetch sticks. Morgan and Bailey weren’t having any of it though…
We walked back to the car via a couple of geocaches.
 
On Monday we’d found the Royal Oak in North Gorham and had a wonderful bit of dinner. Navigating our way through the horses that were all over the roads we went back there, and had another dinner. Despite the heat of the day I went for the rack of ribs which was rather good.
 
Suitably replate (stuffed!) we went back to base for a few gin and tonics (or is that gins and tonic?) before finishing off the last of the black forest gateau and the vienetta, and then having another go on the Infinity table where in a novel break with tradition I won a game of “Sorry”.
 

9 July 2025 (Wednesday) - Brownhills

I slept well I suppose, but did find myself laying wide awake rather earlier than I’d like. At home I’d just get up and pootle about, but here when I get up, so the dogs leap up claiming to need a wazz, but actually just wanting an excuse to charge round the garden like things possessed. I got up at eight o’clock and let them out. They had a funny five minutes then went straight back to sleep.
My watch told me that my sleep had been excellent, as was my energy… Seriously?
 
I sparked up the lap-top as I was by then wide awake and had a look -see to find out if I’d missed anything overnight. I hadn’t.
I took the dogs out again and went round the garden harvesting dog dung. One or two from our pups, and some pretty hefty fossilized ones that had been there for some time. And then we had dog inspection – a quick once-over for ticks. All seemed OK, but Treacle had lost a tooth. Her mouth had been bleeding the other day and the loose tooth was gone. I blame the huge sticks she insists on carrying.
We had brekkie. When we went to the brewery the other day I bought some New Forest honey. If you are ever tempted to buy the stuff, don’t bother. It’s massively overpriced and tastes like my old great aunt’s perfume.
 
We went out for a little wander. We drove down to the Brownhill Enclosure where we parked up and walked round some rather pretty woods. We found a tributary of the river Avon in which Treacle had a great time. Bailey went in for a paddle, but Morgan wasn’t at all keen. He really doesn’t like water.
We came back to the cars, had a little picnic, then relocated to another car park a mile down the road and walked another little circuit. This time we saw several deer, and heard birds of prey. I found that a sure-fire way to get a bird of prey to be quiet is to get the birdsong app out.
Geocache-wise it was much the same as everywhere else we’ve been this week. A beautiful place to walk with endless places that would make ideal hiding places that were ignored in favour of silly places in the most inaccessible thickets.
 
We came back to base, and spent the evening drinking sixpenny best and raspberry gin before having a very good bit of dinner…
Again I found myself falling asleep as the evening wore on.

8 July 2025 (Tuesday) - Burley

Despite being on holiday I still had my early root around the Internet. This morning there was consternation on the NHS Pension Facebook group that I follow. Someone wanted to do what I’ve done – take my pension and reduce my working hours so that effectively I get the same money for half the effort. However your holiday allowance is in proportion to the hours you work. And if you only work half the hours of a full time person you only get half the annual leave. Obviously. This has been the case for part time workers in all walks of life for ever. Some idiot woman was kicking off about how unfair it was and if she wasn’t going to get her full leave entitlement it wasn’t worth her while retiring. There was quite the argument going on, and this idiot woman couldn’t seem to realise that there wasn’t anyone posting to a random Facebook group who could change the system for her.
 
We had some brekkie, and then drove down to Burley. We parked up in the nearby woods and had a short little walk trying (and succeeding) to find five geocaches. Again, like most New Forest woods the paths weren’t as well marked as they might be, and again like most New Forest Geocaches they were hidden in the most awkward of places.
As we walked we (Treacle) found a swamp. We (Treacle) then found a stream in which the dogs had a spuddle. Sadly it didn’t so much wash off the swamp stink as add another level to the fragrance.
 
And then we went into Burley for a look-see. Have you ever been to Burley? Twenty years ago it was a very wonderful place full of all sorts of olde-worlde witching type shops. Nowadays it’s got some of the same shops, but those that have survived are rather tired, and there’s several shops that are closed and empty up for sale.
Sadly the place isn’t what it was.
We had a crafty pint in the Burley Arms. Up till now I’ve had some rather good beers in the New Forest. Unfortunately the pint of Otter Ale I had in the Burley Arms shouldn’t have so much been served in a pint glass as served with a knife and fork. There’s a limit to how many lumps there should be in a pint of beer.
 
We came back to base, and after hosing the dogs down we sat in the evening sunshine. I got the lap-top out, did the geo-admin for today’s walk, and logged in to the NHS app. My GP had sent me an urgent message. I wish he’d ring me up or send me a text or email. The NHS app online is a pain in the glass.
Eventually I logged in to see what was so urgent… Was I (or had I ever been) a smoker…
It was rather good to be sitting in the evening sunshine. It was a shame that Bailey had to go walkabout. I eventually captured her in an overgrown thicket; my legs got somewhat ripped to shreds.
 
Tracey boiled up a particularly good scampyun chips; it wasn’t until I started scoffing that I realized just how hungry I was. And with dinner gratefully devoured we sat on the patio again watching the birds and as the darkness fell watching the bats.
The port came out, and then did the Vienetta. It was gone eleven o’clock by the time we decided it was too late to spark up the Infinity table.
 

7 July 2025 (Monday) - Anses Wood and Dinner

I’ve been sleeping a little longer than I have been lately, but I’m still wide awake a couple of hours before everyone else. It don’t help that the bed in the cottage screams in pain whenever there’s any movement on it.
I got up and had a little look at the Internet as I do. The geo-feds have given a tentative thumbs-up for the idea of a geo-rally so that’s something I might sort out when we get home. Or might not sort out. In the few days since I had the idea I’ve rather gone off of it.
My heart sunk when the weather forecast said heavy rain… and then I realised the weather forecast was for back home, Not where we are at the moment.
I munzed, got Wordle on the last attempt (stilt – stupid word) and went back to bed.
 
After an hour or so I got up as the dogs wanted to go outside. Again they were far more interested in hunting than in doing that which they were supposed to go outside for, but that’s dogs for you.
I then spent a little while perusing the bird book, and then spent a little while peering at the bird feeder deciding what bird was what. It takes some doing when they all look pretty much the same.
We then had a full English brekkie. That was rather good…
 
With brekkie scoffed we set off to Fritham. We parked up near the pub and walked three quarters of a mile down to Anses Wood where we hunted out a series of geocaches.
They took some hunting.
It didn’t help that the paths round the wood weren’t as clearly marked as they might have been. Or in any way marked at all. And it really didn’t help that the geocaches were seemingly deliberately placed as far away from any paths as was possible. There’s some “right to roam” thing in the New Forest which apparently means that you can just stomp wherever you like. Personally I prefer the rules that are applied back home where you hide geocaches in relatively sensible positions only a step or two away from the paths, but what do I know?
 
With walk walked we wandered back to where we’d parked the cars, and having unloaded what we didn’t need with us we went over the road to the Royal Oak… only to find the place didn’t open on Mondays. As we stood outside and pondered what to do so three other groups came and went. They are losing so much money by not opening…
We decided to try the Royal Oak in North Gorley. This one was open and welcoming. We had a pint and some nuts and another pint and some olives and another pint and fish and chips. The food there was rather good. I’d certainly go back there.
 
We came back to base. The ladies went shopping, we had a gin and tonic and lost Bailey. I say “lost” – she didn’t go that far away really(!) And with dog recovered we had a game of “Sorry” and some profiteroles and another game of something or other which I completely slept through.
It’s hard work being on holiday…

6 July 2025 (Sunday) - Still On Holiday

My watch told me I had another good night’s sleep. My watch lied again.
I woke at seven o’clock and spent an hour or so fiddling about lo-line. I munzed and wordled and kept quiet as everyone else was fast asleep. As I peered into the Internet I saw that apparently there were issues at Dog Club yesterday. Not only were there complaints about the noise, there was a minor squabble at the second session which takes place after we leave. The later group was summed up entirely in the words of the woman who took the complaint: ”I don’t know who runs the group”. The woman who used to run that group walked away because everything was getting “too political”, but was utterly unable to explain what she meant by that. And since then no one has taken any responsibility for the group.
After a few messages this morning we’ve now got a couple of people who will hopefully step up should the need arise.
 
It got to eight o’clock and with no signs of movement I went back to bed. Eventually we all got up. The dogs went outside and once they’d done their hunting I went round gathering dung.
We had brekkie, and spent a little while watching the birds on the bird feeder. Back home I’ve been using my birdsong app to detect the birds I can’t see. Here the birds aren’t that noisy, but you can see loads. All sords of tits (!) and finches, nuthatches, jays woodpeckers… and seven a few squirrels having a go at the squirrel-proof bird feeder.
 
Eventually the rain stopped and we drove out for a little walk. As we drove be were constantly slowing to drive round the horses and ponies and donkeys which were just randomly wandering wherever they wanted to go.
We got to where we were going and set off on a little walk. Today’s walk was more on open heathland and despite the recent heat the ground was quite soft in places, and Treacle found some stagnant water to wallow in as she does.
Where we walked had been a bombing range during the second world war; I’d hoped to see some impressive craters but in the meantime they’ve all rather overgrown.
As always geocaches gave us targets for our walk, sadly they weren’t in what I’d consider to be perhaps the best locations. Despite there being loads of space to hide the things, they had been carried into the woods and seemingly drop-kicked into the densest thickets. The trouble we had today was that pretty much each one we searched for had been hidden by someone who’d marched off from the car park with the geocache in his hand wondering where he might hide that one, but had no regard for any others in the area and with no plan for making a little guided walk out of them all. And with few (if any) paths marked on the maps consequently our walk was about double the length it might have been.
 
We got back to the car and after a quick snack drove on to the sixpenny brewery. We’d got a box of beer on order, and we sat and had a few drinks in their garden. It was a rather good place to be.
 
We came home, and sat in the garden again. The bird feeders had been pretty much emptied, and despite the cottage’s instructions asking us to top up the bird feeders, there was no bird food.
There was human and dog food though. Once the hounds were fed we had some rather good burgers, and then sat and watched the night sky get darker over a gin and tonic…

5 July 2025 (Saturday) - On Holiday

 

In a novel break with tradition I left my watch on last night, and this morning it told me that I’d had a good night’s sleep. One lives and learns. I thought I’d had a terrible night. The bed and floor creaked every time I moved, and I was amazed at how many times during the night I looked for a clock that wasn’t there. But my watch told me that I slept well, so it must be true. Mind you I’d been up and on the toilet for ten minutes before it realized I was up.
 
Morgan and Treacle got up, and Bailey appeared from wherever it was that she’d spent the night. I took the dogs out. The biggest two tiddled and came back in, Bailey charged into the hedges and carried on the hunting she’d been doing yesterday. She spent pretty much all of yesterday afternoon and evening hunting round the garden. I have no idea what she was after, but whatever it was, she wasn’t going to give up on it.
I told her to tiddle; she stopped hunting , looked at me with obvious contempt and did that which she’s been told to do.
We all went back inside and back to bed where we woke “er indoors TM. Being Saturday we tuned in to Steve and Ashford Radio over the Internet. It seemed odd listening to him and not getting ready for Dog Club. We (I) got the “Guess the Lyrics” competition: “I’m hoping it’s going to come true” – Breakfast in America by Supertramp.
 
We spent a little while watching te birds and squirrels on the bird feeder, then had a rather good full English breakfast the seeing that the forecast rain had come a lot earlier than expected we got out the Infinity table and played scrabble. I say “scrabble”; it was a word-based game that was different enough from scrabble to avoid litigation, but close enough to make no difference.
 
Eventually the rain dried up, and we went for a little walk in the nearby woods. Our route was laid out by three geocaches over five and a bit miles. We had a good walk. The dogs got to run for the most part but they went back on leads when we saw the horses. Somehow the walk involved far more uphill than there ever was downhill – how did that work?
Geocaching-wise the walk wasn’t the best, With an entire forest to hide things it did we really have to stomp quite so deep into the undergrowth?
 
We came back to base where we sat in the garden watching the world go by. And drinking beer. Dinner was rather good, and as the evening went on we got the infinity table out again and it all got rather vague…

4 July 2025 (Friday) - Off On Holiday

With an alarm set I didn’t sleep well. Treacle was restless too; falling off the bed twice during the night.
I got up at half past four hoping for a quiet bit of toast only to have “Daddies’ Little Angel TM and Pogo coming to say goodbye. Then “er indoors TM and the dogs came down. Bailey saw this as an opportunity for an extra hunting session in the garden. Treacle followed “er indoors TM about like a lost lamb, and Morgan staggered about with a WTF is going on expression.
 
We eventually set sail at half past five and after a couple of delays (!) were at the McDonalds at Picket Post at almost exactly the same time as Karl, Tracey, Jess and Charlotte. Bearing in mind that diets are for people who aren’t on holiday I tucked in to a double sausage and egg McMuffin and washed it down with a toffee latte.
 
With scoff scoffed we drove a short way down the road and went for a little walk. And it can come as no surprise that any walk in my world is directed by geocaches. The first was a straightforward find. The second was a tad trickier in that we had to go to an information board to get some information. It was a shame that the information board was missing. It was a greater shame that it took us quite so long to realise that whoever it was that had set that puzzle geocache had already given us the information that we needed.
But we had a very good walk.
 
From our walk we drove down to the Elm Tree Inn in Ringwood where we had a rather good lunch washed down with arguably too much beer.
From there we all went shopping. Some went to the supermarket for vital supplies. Me – I went to the sixpenny brewery for vital supplies.
And with everyone in possession of victuals we made our way to our base of operations for the next week
 
Unpacking didn’t take that long, and we were soon sitting in the garden setting about various drinks watching the birds… and as it got dark watching the bats.
I’ve ordered more beer to be collected tomorrow… what we’ve got will hopefully last till then.
 
I took a few photos today…

3 July 2025 (Thursday) - What You Don't See

With  the heatwave passed (for now) I slept much better last night. I made toast and had my usual rummage round the Internet. I was presented with a memory… nine years ago we had the geo-rally. We all met up at the motorway services near the Medway towns, and at one o’clock in the afternoon we all set off in our various directions. We had twenty-four hours to go geocaching, and there were points for types of geocaches found, and for counties and countries visited. We travelled three hundred and twenty eight miles through nine counties and came fourth out of nine teams.
I wonder if we might have another rally… The only problem is that at the time the local geo-fed wasn’t keen on the idea even though he was happy with a similar event that happened every year in Sussex. I’ve emailed him to sound him out. Here’s hoping.
 
As I drove the dogs to the woods the pundits on the radio were talking about how the Chancellor of the Exchequer was seen crying in public. The poor woman’s probably finding the job a tad more stressful tat she thought…
 
We got to the woods and had a good walk. The dogs charged about as dogs do. They chased shadows and completely missed squirrels and slow worms and deer. Fortunately they completely missed any fox poo as well.
 
After four and a bit miles we were back at the car and heading home. I hung out washing and packed in readiness for next week.
Is it just me who packs undercrackers as though I’m expecting terminal dire rear?
I programmed “Hannah” for the New Forest, did some CPD, and had a little kip
I woke up over an hour later.
 
Now to load up the “er indoors TM -mobile, collect the house-sitter (“Daddies’ Little Angel TM” and Pogo) and have an early night…

2 July 2025 (Wednesday) - Making Plans

Another restless hot night. Treacle particularly suffered. At two o’clock I arranged her so that the fan was blowing on her, and I listened to her panting for much of the night.
I got up at half past five, made toast and had a little look at the Internet. It was rather dull this morning, which was probably for the best. I sent out birthday wishes to two Facebook friends. Someone I know through fishing, and an ex-trainee who was thirty-nine today. Thirty-nine?
There wasn’t a lot else going on, so taking care not to disturb the sleepers I got ready for work.
 
I had quite a walk to find where I'd left my car. Fortunately the rain which was coming down as I'd scoffed toast had stopped. I drove round to the co-op where some new lad was filling the fridges with the sandwiches. I asked if they had coronation chicken. He (oh-so-politely) explained that you only ever get coronation chicken at Christmas time. I smiled politely, and thought better of saying that Sainsburys and Tesco have the stuff all year long.
 
As I drove up the motorway the pundits on the radio were talking about the government's performance in Parliament yesterday. They'd won the vote for their proposed welfare bill, but had to make so many concessions they might as well have lost.
The chap being interviewed made an interesting point. The chap said that incoming governments rarely get into office by actually winning an election. They usually get in as the outgoing government has lost an election having pissed off the electorate. A subtle point maybe, but probably true. The governments we get aren't so much the most popular choice as the least unpopular one. The point was also made that Labour's massive landslide victory meant quite a few surprise candidates got in who normally probably wouldn't. And knowing that they are in by a fluke and will be out at the next election they don't see themselves as having a long-term political career and so will act as their conscience dictates rather than how their party tells them. Which is why the government has had to make so many concessions on its welfare bill. Personally I see this as a good thing...
 
I got to work where there was a minor flap going on. Nothing major really. Absolutely every workplace the world over has minor flaps from time to time.  Back in the day when I was a manager I would have been in the thick of the flap with all the other managers... These days I see myself as being well out of it, and minor flaps being somebody else’s problems.
And with flap flapped I did my bit and did some e-learning. Ironically bearing in mind this morning's excitement today I learned about Business Continuity Planning.
Back in the day if things went west we'd make up a work-round as we went along. And then the world changed. I can remember talking with an ex-friend (many years ago) who had moved into "disaster planning". The place where he worked had once had a minor crisis about which the local newspaper found out, and vilified them as they had no written procedure for dealing with that specific crisis. This chap told me he spent all day thinking up utterly implausible scenarios and devising plans for coping with them. I can remember him telling me what fun it was; and the more implausible and outlandish the disaster for which they were planning, the better. What if the Martians invaded? What if the Martians invaded on a Bank Holiday? What if the Martians invaded on a Bank Holiday and the police and army were all off on holiday themselves?
These days not only are there comprehensive disaster plans for everything, there's even a formally recognised  international standard for them.
 
Whilst I did my e-learning I waited for the forecast thunderstorm. I'd heard rumbles of thunder as I scoffed brekkie, but there were major storms forecast for today. None of which happened in Maidstone, though I’m reliably assured we had several downpours at home.
 
With work worked I came home. Bearing in mind we’d had some rain (and also that the dogs were asleep) I decided against a walk. Instead I geo-puzzled. Yesterday geo-HQ announced the criteria for the next set of geocaching Treasures… ones with a relatively high difficulty level and ones with the “special tool required” attribute. There’s not that many that fit the bill, and most of those that do involve going up trees. For the most part this evening’s puzzling involved finding ones that didn’t risk my neck.
 
I’m so happy that heatwave has passed…

1 July 2025 (Tuesday) - Too Hot...

I was fast asleep when Bailey woke me by trampling up and down on my chest, obviously anxious to go outside. So not wanting any little accidents I took her out only to have her playing silly beggars hunting round the garden looking for frogs (again).
I gave her a couple of minutes then went back to bed, but once I’m woken I struggle to get back to sleep, and that was before one o’clock.
I dozed on and off during a very warm night, finally getting up shortly before half past five.
 
I made toast and had a look at the Internet. There was quite a bit of consternation on one of the local Facebook pages this morning. Yesterday it had been claimed that some woman was taking photos of children on Folkestone beach, and a full-blown witch-hunt had been stirred up. Had this woman actually been taking photos, or has she had some petty squabble and someone who felt slighted was getting petty revenge? Who knows?
And I saw something which worried me somewhat, As a child I took a friend along to Boys Brigade with me. Boys Brigade really should be banned; it is all about brainwashing children into believing crackpot religious nonsense. My friend was taken in by all the religion and he’s now a Baptist minister in the West Country. Every week his church put out a video of their prayer ceremony, and I often find myself watching it in stark amazement. This morning my old mucker was on the webcast saying “Whatever troubles we find ourselves faced with today let us pray so that God might be glorified”.
Think it through – his idea of a supreme being is one that needs to be continually reassured about just how wonderful it is. Would any supreme being really be that insecure? It bothers me that my old mucker has devoted his life to this crackpot nonsense, but what can I say?
 
I got into my car and the thermometer told me that it was already twenty-three degrees, and that was at half past six in the morning. With a few minutes spare I drove round the road to where I hid a geocache a while ago. Not only had someone logged that they couldn't find it, they were so confident in their ability that they had logged that it needed maintenance; writing in their log "we searched well enough at the object described". The object described was a sign on a lamp post; I even gave a photo of that sign. The cache was magnetically stuck to the lamp post behind that sign. I got out of the car, saw the thing right away, sighed, and drove off. 
There are two schools of thought about not finding a geocache. Some people think "I can't find it.. Oh dear” and that's it. Others think "I can't find it because it is not there" and log "Needs Maintenance" which alerts the geo-feds. I wish they wouldn't.
 
I drove off to work., As I went up the motorway there was an interview with the head honcho at Portsmouth harbour who had the hump. Apparently the harbour authorities across the UK all chipped in to the cost of the inland border facility at Sevington, and because of changes to various laws the place is now redundant and will be sold off at a loss. The bloke from Portsmouth says he wants his share of the cost back from the government, and rightly so.
 The whole idea of an inland border facility at Sevington was a stupid one, wasn't it? The idea was that lorries would come ashore at Dover and then drive twenty miles to Sevington where they would then be inspected... giving them twenty miles along which they could drop off any illegal stuff they were carrying. Surely whoever came up with that idea should be sacked for incompetence along with whoever gave them that job in the first place.
 
I went to Sainsburys to get a sandwich and some supplies for our upcoming holiday. Needless to say not a single manned till was open, so I went to the self-service tills. The machine went berserk because I was trying to buy a bottle of gin. Some assistant with a face like a slapped arse walked over, glared at me, and pressed the button to say I looked old enough to buy gin. She wasn't at all happy when I asked her to remove the security tag on the bottle, but never once actually spoke a word. As I went out I saw a bit of a fuss. Another customer had kicked off and had one of the manned tills opened for her. I commented that if I'd known that the manned tills were open I would have used one. The chap on the till (also with a face like a smacked arse) commented that he'd only just opened the till... well, his words were that he'd only just opened the till. His tone clearly said "f... off fatso".
Supermarkets boil my piss. Back in the day we had corner shops, and lots of them. The chap behind the till wanted your custom as the shop was his personal livelihood and he knew that you had many other places where you could spend your money. These days the corner shops can't compete with the supermarkets.
And supermarkets are relatively few and far between; on my twenty-five mile journey to work there's only two that don't involve a major diversion.
And supermarkets are staffed by people who for the most part couldn't care less.
 
When I got to the work's car park it was quarter past seven and twenty-six degrees.
I went in to work where it was a colleague's last day. Apparently last week she found that her son hadn't got in to the local school she wanted for him and the alternative wasn't very good. So she approached one of those "we buy your house" companies who gave her cash there and then. She's packing tomorrow and moving to Sheffield later this week.
I got myself a cheese scone at tea break. Some people say sod it and move to Sheffield. Me - I have a scone.
 
Work was work. When I came out the thermometer in the car said it was thirty-seven and a half degrees. I suspect that was an over-estimate as the temperature is always high when I get into the car. But by the time I’d reached the traffic lights a couple of miles down the road it had only dropped to thirty-four and a half degrees.
 
I came home to find Treacle had just been sick. We’re blaming the heat. Being on an early I did have a naïve plan to take the dogs to the woods, but I don’t like to take them out of the temperature is over twenty-three degrees (at most) and according to the BBC that’s not going to happen until ten o’clock tonight.