16 Movember 2025 (Sunday) - Virtual Snow Globes

We had something of a late night last night, and so didn’t get up until after nine this morning. I had a bit of a shave (now half my face is up for shaving), made toast and had a look at the Internet. Several people were squabbling about how TV presenter Kirstie Allsopp had been having a dig at children’s author Michael Rosen for using a buss pass rather than paying for his ticket. As Mr. Rosen pointed out, he’s entitled to the bus pass and he’s used the NHS and state schools and other things to which he is entitled, and why shouldn’t he?
Ms. Allsopp didn’t really do herself any favours by trying to take the moral high ground; especially when it was pointed out that her father had been in the House of Lords but didn’t make any speeches in there from 1999 until his death in 2024. It turns out that Ms. Allsopp has been mired in controversy before, suggesting that people might afford houses if they cut out” coffee, Netflix, and going to the gym” before she quit Twitter.
Personally I can’t help but wonder why she picked these fights in the first place.
People were also whinging on-line about the Christmas market at Tenterden. We were there yesterday, Three quid for a cookie. Ten quid for chips. The place was heaving with people with maybe one person in fifty looking where they were going, with everyone blundering into everyone else and seeming to be surprised when they did...
It would seem that I wasn’t the only person who wasn’t impressed.
A friend had started a group on Facebook for people who *don’t* fill this fish tanks with all sorts of chemicals. The group might take off; here’s hoping.
 
I Munzed, got Wordle (wield) on the third attempt, and thought about doing something. Originally the plan for today was to go to Hollingbourne for a film-show geo-meet, but it turned out that dogs weren’t allowed in the place. We could have left them at home, but it can be arse ache going out and coming back to collect the dogs and going out again.
The back-up plan was a dog walk round Mote Park, but the weather was against us. So we did a few multi-geocaches that would give us a little walk and qualify for Snow Globe Treasures with the plan that if the drizzle turned into rain, we wouldn’t be far from the car.
We drove out to the arse-end of nowhere where we got the number of a telegraph pole, did a few sums, and found a little geocache hidden just up the lane. From there it was a short hop to Frittenden Village Hall where we got some numbers from another telegraph pole, did more sums and then went for a little walk looking at some rather nice garden ponds. And then into Cranbrook where we’d got the final location of a multi-geocache some time ago, but had got distracted and went to the pub instead.
As it happened the drizzle stopped and we could have gone round Mote Park anyway…but we got three snow globe geo-Treasures, which was something of a result.
 
We got home shortly after two o’clock and had a quiet afternoon. I get very stir-crazy and bored if I’m not doing something, but I spent the afternoon sitting on the sofa. I finished the second book in a series of books that I can thoroughly recommend if you like that sort of thing… “that sort of thing” being best described as “Horatio Hornblower in outer space”. I wrote up some CPD, played the bots at Mahjongg and chess, and had a little doze with the dogs… The dogs are odd things. No one ever sees how they spend probably ninety per cent of their time; snuggled up next to me fast asleep like teddy bears.
Did I ever mention that I never wanted a dog?
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a rather good Sunday roast which we scoffed whilst watching the second episode of the current season of Celebrity Race Across The World”. There’s four teams, two are trying their best, and two just seem to be on a free holiday.
We followed this with an episode of “Canal Boat Diaries”. It’s a rather good show following the adventures of some chap sailing his narrowboat along the canals of England. It looks like hard work, and I can’t help but wonder how the chap finances a life of sailing his narrowboat along the canals of England.
 
Meanwhile we’re now over the half-way point, and here’s the links (again)…
One more bung, and we’ll be past the two hundred quid mark.

15 Movember 2025 (Saturday) - Dog Club, Tenterden

I slept well; it helps enormously if the dogs are settled. I made toast and peered into the Internet in case anything much had changed overnight. It hadn’t really… or had it? My Facebook feed was filled with stuff which was mostly from over a week ago.
We tuned to Radio Ashford where Steve was presenting the morning program. He said that it would be mostly dry today, and he was backed up by the Met Office’s weather forecast which said that at most there would be a ten per cent chance of rain in Ashford today, and that would be in the late afternoon. However the BBC claimed that at no point locally would there be less than a sixty per cent chance of rain. As I have said before I would love to be held to the same standard of competency as a meteorologist. But when has any healthcare professional got away with “Oh, it wasn’t wind, it was terminal cancer was it?   Ho ho ho… silly me”.
Steve then gave the “Guess the Lyrics” competition. “I love your personality but I don’t want our love on show”. No? It was Eddie Grant – I Don’t Wanna Dance.
I Munzed, got Wordle (clung) on the fifth attempt, and got ready for the off.
 
We drove round to Dog Club where we had a good session. Pogo was with us; I did have reservations about how he would get on, but he clearly seemed to remember the place. He joined in the “sitting nicely for treats” and didn’t snap at anyone. He played chase… he was a tad keen at the humping but you can’t have everything. I suppose I’d rate him at six and a half out of ten with the observation that there was room for improvement.
As we drove home Steve was doing the Mystery Year competition on the radio. Steeleye Span’s hat (arse!), Jasper Carrot’s Funky Moped… I thought 1978 but it was three years earlier. 1975
 
We had a cuppa and a Bakewell tart in the hope that it might settle my innards. I *really* shouldn’t have had those peanuts yesterday. I do like peanuts, but they don’t like me.
We then drove down to Tenterden. First of all we went out to Smallhythe where we found a geocache which qualified for giving us a virtual snow globe, then we went into Tenterden. We tried to park; the place was heaving. We eventually found somewhere to park in a back street then made our way to the church. We walked through the absolute mayhem, that was the Christmas Fayre. It took a ridiculously long time to walk a ridiculously small distance. Am I being hopelessly naïve in thinking that in the same way that drivers need to pass a driving test in order to be able to drive on the roads, people should have to pass some sort of test before being allowed to walk on a pavement? So many people were just randomly blundering all over the place and randomly stopping whenever the voices in their heads felt that doing so might be a good idea.
 
We got to the church where we met a Canadian chap who was holidaying in the area who had organized a geo-meet-up. Before everyone else arrived we had a little chat which convinced me that I would like to go back to Canada. And then once everyone else arrived we chatted as we do. I do like these geo-meets.
 
From the meet we drove out to the McCann’s brewery tap room. It was a bit of an experiment to see how Pogo would get on. He seemed to cope all right with our first pint, so I got a flight of beer (Three thirds of different pints) for myself, some pork scratchings for the pups, and ordered some dinner for us all. We (the humans) had a pizza and cheesy chips, and I shared a portion of whitebait with the dogs. Dinner all round, a few drinks and change out of fifty quid. Not too shabby at all.
Hopefully I can stage next February’s geo-meet there.
 
We came home. I set the washing machine loose on my undercrackers, shaved the frankly awful beard into an even worse set of mutton chops and had a little kip.
“er indoors TM boiled up egg and chips and we scoffed it whilst watching Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity. 2001 – is that really twenty-four years old?
 
And in closing we are now half-way through MoVember and it is now in shape. I’ve been here before. People accept the frankly awful beard, but I will now spend the next two weeks explaining that I realise that the mutton chops are *really* bad and are for charity. If you give a donation of twenty quid or more to it, the nice people at Pringles will match your donation.
Here’s the links (again)…
I’m nearly up to two hundred quid… The Facebook page says I’ve raised one more quid than the official Movember page says…

14 Movember 2025 (Friday) - Doing Housework

I had maybe three hours sleep last night. I got up and made toast and peered into the Internet. Facebook is my usual go-to, but it seemed to be having an episode. As well as telling me I had thousands of notifications but not showing me any, it told me about the same birthdays it old me yesterday and my so-called “news” feed was filled with stuff from weeks ago. But I did see one thing that made me think. Cereals, getting married, going to the gym, soap, beer and restaurants all seem to be in decline.
Mind you, the Facebook bots were well aware that I’d been looking at Infinity Tables yesterday judging by the amount of adverts I had for them.
 
The plan for the morning was (as always) to take the dogs out, but it was a bit damp outside, so instead I cracked on with a geo-project. There’s plans afoot for a big series of Adventure Labs, and I got my contribution ready. The plan is for it to be released on an unsuspecting public some time in the New Year.
The dogs weren’t happy at our not going out… I decided against going to the woods. With heavy rain showers forecast I didn’t want to be stuck in a torrential downpour in a swamp two miles from the car. So “er indoors TM joined us this morning and we took four dogs (Pogo had a little sleepover last night) round the local roads having a little Munzee session. I say “little” – we walked nearly two miles and Munzed over forty times.
 
We came home for a cuppa. I got Wordle (lurid) on the third attempt then had a look at planning tomorrow’s booze-up… The plan was to meet up with my brother for a beer or two in Rye. But what with it being the bonfire procession tomorrow evening the last train comes back to Ashford at quarter to three in the afternoon. You’d think that there would be thousands of potential customers an they’d put on extra trains, wouldn’t you? But no – they are topping the trains altogether, Go figure.
 
“My Boy TM and ”Auntie Chel TM came to visit and use the shower. They’ve got issues with their boiler in that something inside it has melted and is giving off iffy fumes.
With them scrubbed we put the world to rights. At the moment there’s a lot in our world which needs putting to rights. One day I will elaborate… but not today.
 
And with them off to get grubby again and the drizzle getting worse we had something of a dull day doing housework. We cleared the shelves of dragons and Lego, had a good dust around, cleared away all the other assorted rubbish which had been put on shelves and left, and then put it all back together again. It only took three hours.
We had a bit of toast for a late lunch, then cracked on with more shelf clearing/cleaning. We cleared out the shelves behind the telly. Amongst other tat I found a pair of glasses from six years ago.
 
I had a little sleep, and then put the telly on and watched something on the Film 4 channel. I can remember going to the cinema many years ago to see Daleks – Invasion Earth 2150 and thinking it was brilliant. Now… it’s an entertaining film, but the plot has got more holes than my socks.
As I watched the daleks so I scoffed a bowl of peanuts…
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a very good bit of dinner which we scoffed whilst watching the final of Taskmaster. It was rather good, but my innards are giving me gyp. I blame the peanuts…
 
Oh – and if you give a bung of twenty quid or more to the stupid moustache thingy, the nice people at Pringles will match your donation.
If you want to give a donation to it, here’s the links (again)…
I’m nearly up to two hundred quid…
 

13 Movember 2025 (Thursday) - We Had KFC

There was sad news on Facebook this morning. The Ghost Train in Dymchurch closed a couple of weeks ago and has now been demolished. I can remember going on there in the late 70s on a day trip from Boys Brigade camp when one of our number (known to all as “Killer”) had a go and was terrified. There was someone asking for advice about keeping terrapins on one of the Facebook pond-related pages, and people were being polite and helpful. That’s a novel break with tradition; let’s hope it continues. And there was talk about a supposedly upcoming government announcement about the pension age rising. Let’s hope not for a while, eh?
Some new geocaches had gone live; a series of six challenge caches. To claim a find on the first one you have to have found two geocache types in two countries, for the third three geocache types in three countries, and so on… We are good up to four icon types in four different countries (Belgium, Uzbekistan, France and Spain). Some people thrive on that sort of thing; everyone plays the game differently. Each to their own, I suppose… as long as people are playing nicely and not squabbling.
I Munzed, got Wordle (tinge) on the second go, and got ready for the off.
 
We drove up to Kings Wood where we walked three and a half miles. Walking about an hour and a half later than usual there were a lot more people in the woods. We didn’t see any deer but there was plenty of evidence of them (turds), and quite a few squirrels too. I ran my bird-detecting app twice; the first time it found a Bonapart’s Gull; a rare visitor to the UK and which is the only gull to nest in trees. There’s plenty of those in King’s Wood.
 
We came home for a cuppa and an out-of-date Bakewell tart. After I’d scoffed it I told my diet app about it and found that it was over four hundred calories. Back in the day what with it being a week past it’s sell-by I would have scoffed two just to use them up, and that would be half my day’s calorie allowance in one hit. And whilst I’m calorie counting, a three and a half mile walk round the woods equates to just over one and a half Bakewell tarts. I did some chess puzzles; you can do three a day (for free) on chess dot com.
 
I then drove down to Folkestone. “Daddies’ Little Angel TM had a video meeting which was the culmination of this week’s meetings. I sat with her… I won’t elaborate today. One day I might. Let’s just say that it’s become something of a family tradition that when there’s major family disaster we have KFC, and (sod the calories) that’s what we scoffed this evening for tea.
 
In a week’s time it’s Black Friday… to cheer us up a tad, bearing in mind what fun our monthly games nights are, I might just get an Infinity Table if there’s any going cheap…
 
Oh – and if you give a bung of twenty quid or more to the stupid moustache thingy, the nice people at Pringles will match your donation.
If you want to give a donation to it, here’s the links (again)…

12 Movember 2025 (Wednesday) - Another Dull Day

I slept reasonably well, but could have done with an hour’s more kip. I made toast and watched the second half of the episode of “The Witcher” that I started yesterday morning. It would seem that a lot of what I’ve been watching was a retrospective… which would explain why it didn’t seem to make a lot of sense.
I sparked up my lap-top. According to the local Facebook pages it would seem that the local media are trying to stir it all up about our local county councilor. Elected last May and given the job of deputy head honcho of the environment portfolio he’s now sitting as a county council back bencher with no explanation for his departure from the environment post. I can’t pretend to be Reform UK’s greatest fan, but I’ve messaged the chap about Operation Brock and the flooding river, and he took the trouble to reply himself (rather than having some lackey do it like our MP did). The chap was in the news recently for getting involved with the plight of the homeless problem. He’s only been in post for six months; it would be a shame to have someone who looks like they are doing something hounded out of office.
 
“Daddies’ Little Angel TM had another day of it in Canterbury today, so I drove down to collect her and Pogo. As I drove the pundits on the radio were interviewing someone or other from the union that looks after professional football players. Apparently those who hoof a ball round a field once a week (for a weekly pay packet which is far in advance of what I get a year) have got the arse about their workload. What with football league and various knockout cups and the Euros their workload (if you can call it that) is increasing, and they feel that having to hoof a ball round a field any more than once a week is unreasonable.
Here’s an offer for those who pay their wages. I’ll quite happily hoof a ball round a field once a day for five days a week, and I’ll take their weekly wage as my yearly wage.
Seriously.
 
I collected the most recent fruit of my loin, deposited her where she had to be, and took four dogs to Kings Wood. We had a minor incident… we sometimes have this minor incident when Pogo is along. Being a very small dog, Bailey generally keeps herself to herself. But when Pogo is with us she knows that he’s got her back, so she sometimes gets gobby with other dogs safe in the knowledge that if it all kicks off, Pogo will back her up (and Pogo is quite a lump). I wish she wouldn’t…
 
We came home, and what with “Daddies’ Little Angel TM being finished earlier than expected I left “er indoors TM washing Morgan and took Pogo to collect her.
With her deposited home I came home for a late lunch. I had a vague plan to go for another outing, but by the time I’d done an anticlockwise circuit of half the county, a walk round the woods and a clockwise circuit of half the county I had less than two hours of daylight left. Instead I munzed, got Wordle (deuce) on the fourth attempt, wrote up some CPD, then challenged the chess bots (and lost).
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a very good bit of dinner which we scoffed whilst watching a new thing on telly featuring Sandi Toksvig doing archeology. Have you ever watched archeology on the telly? It’s a lie. It looks so interesting, but I know the truth.
About fifteen years ago we were regulars at the archeology club. They would organize digs in which I would be expected to do all the digging. It was hours of back-breaking work, but the moment I unearthed anything remotely interesting I would be unceremoniously hoiked out of the trench I’d dug so’s that the self-appointed experts could take over. We even had some pompous and pretentious archeology undergraduate who would sit and watch me dig who actually said that he was too important to do the menial grunt work of digging. His face was a picture when I got out of the trench, gave him the shovel and told him that I was more important than he was.
Apparently the archology club has since been subsumed by the Lenham Heritage Society. Probably for the best.
 
Oh – and Facebook would seem to have had a funny turn.

11 Movember 2025 (Tuesday) - Drizzle

With the dogs settled and no snoring I had a good night which was a result. I made toast, watched half an episode of “The Witcher” then had a look at the Internet as I do most mornings. It was still there. Some friends were at the airport going on holiday. Some were in Scotland on holiday. I felt a twinge of jealousy, but every time I go on a foreign holiday I always get homesick. I don’t like leaving the dogs.
 
“Daddies’ Little Angel TM still had business in Canterbury, so I drove down to collect her. As I drove the pundits on the radio were talking about how new laws are coming in which should reduce the amount of animals used for research and in the production of new drugs. And it’s about time too. In 1983 I wrote a dissertation for my HNC entitled “The Ethics and Science of Animal Experimentation”. When I wrote that I was rather horrified to find out that much of the testing of new drugs performed on animals had little (if any) basis in science, but were legal requirements. Take for example the LD50 value. Wikipedia says that The value of LD50 for a substance is the dose required to kill half the members of a tested population after a specified test duration”. When I wrote my dissertation in 1983 it was widely known that the LD50 values produced on populations of rats had very little application to humanity, but every drug had to have a known LD50 value before it could be marketed, and this was the case until 1999. It bothers me that what I knew forty-two years ago is only now being brought into law.
And there was talk about what changes people might want to make to the rules of football. Football star Gary Linekar has things to say on the matter, as has the head coach of Manchester City, but rather than inviting them onto the radio, they did an outside broadcast asking the opinions of nine year old schoolchildren.
 
With “Daddies’ Little Angel TM collected and delivered I drove on to Kings Wood with a bootful of dogs. Yesterday our walk was rained off. This morning when I left home there was supposedly a zero per cent chance of rain for the morning… to be fair the drizzle had eased up by the time we got to the woods car park.
We walked a shorter version our usual walk… one which last year was our standard walk. And probably will be our standard walk for the coming winter as it bypasses much of the mud.
As we walked we met some normal people, and a professional dog walker we see from time to time. His dog played really nicely with Morgan and Pogo, which was something of a result.
 
We came home. The boys had their bellies washed; the girls were surprisingly clean. I made us both a cuppa then perused the geo-map. More geocaching Treasures had been released this morning. After a little brain-straining I planned some geo-missions for us. Collecting Origami Animals in Southend, gathering Dog Figurines in Folkestone, and getting some Snow Globes in Sandwich will probably feature in future diary entries.
 
I then drove Pogo over to collect his mummy and took the pair of them home.
“er indoors TM boiled up a pasta bake which we scoffed whilst watching the second episode of “Game of Wool”; a strangely captivating show.
 
Today has been rather dull…

10 Movember 2025 (Monday) - Rain Stopped Play

What with restless dogs and all the snoring I had a terrible night. I gave up trying to sleep, made toast and watched half an episode of “The Witcher”. It’s a good show, but you have to wonder why they made the episodes an hour and ten minutes long.
I had my usual look at the Internet and saw something that made me think… Amongst the various Reform UK councilors that have been given the heave-ho from Reform UK are five members of the Kent and Medway Fire Authority. And with them being out on their arses means that spending money on the local fire brigade is rather problematic (i.e. no one can spend anything). The fire brigade union aren’t at all happy… and I can’t say that I am either. There’s no denying that our (relatively) new Labour MP has turned out to be something of a disappointment, and sadly the bunch that set up because of the public’s disillusionment with the government haven’t lived up to their promise either.
The trouble with Reform UK is that they are currently riding on the public’s being (understandably) hacked off with the current and previous governments. Pretty much everyone advocating for them on-line is doing so because they are perceived as a change from political parties who’ve been something of a disappointment in the past. But the current and previous governments were formed by people in political parties which have a stated ideology and principles. Reform UK is running on the ticket of “vote for us; we aren’t as crap as them”, and that only ever works as a political standpoint if you *aren’t* demonstrably “as crap as them”.
 
“Daddies’ Little Angel TM needed a lift to Canterbury, so I drove down to her flat and once I’d walked the dogs up the leas we set off. The roads were rather busy and we were only ten minutes late getting to where we needed to be. The drive was rather fraught – Pogo has taken a visceral dislike to umbrellas and there were quite a few being brandished today.
Bearing in mind the weather forecast said the rain would stop by mid-morning I’d taken the dogs with the idea that we would come home via Kings Wood and have a walk with Pogo… Sadly, rather than stopping, the rain got heavier. We got to Kings Wood and I thought we’d try a walk (as we were driving past anyway) but after five minutes it was obvious that we were wasting our time, so we abandoned. Morgan wasn’t happy though. He had to be put on the lead and dragged back to the car.
 
Once home I made us both a cuppa, and having had my plans for the morning washed out I was at a bit of a loose end. My usual fallback position is to do some CPD, and I did. And also when at a loose end I look at geo-puzzles. I looked at about a dozen or so which are probably within an hour’s drive of home… and solved five.
I had a spicy rib flavoured pot noodle for lunch. It was something of a disappointment both in flavour and in it being over five hundred calories. And then it was time to collect “Daddies’ Little Angel TM. I loaded Pogo into the car, we collected the most recent fruit of my loin, and drove back to her flat through the dark and through frankly awful rain.
 
Being Monday, “er indoors TM went bowling. I settled in front of the telly and watched a couple of episodes of “The Witcher” whilst rubbing the irritating beard that I will shave into shape in a day or so. So many people have beards… I hate the thing. Still, a third of its time has now passed.
If you want to give a donation to it, here’s the links (again)…