27 September 2017 (Wednesday) - Volcanoes

The puppy slept well last night, and consequently so did I. I woke fifteen minutes before the alarm was due to go off. I’m now waking before it gets light; winter is on the way.
I then wasted ten minutes trying to find one of my slippers which had vanished overnight. I eventually found it; the puppy had curled up with it, and was fast asleep cuddling it.
Over brekkie I watched part of an episode of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” that was playing on the Sy-Fy channel – “Peak Performance” has always been one of my favourite episodes.

I set off to work on a rather foggy and overcast morning. I stopped off at the petrol station on the ring road, and sure enough the old biddy on the till was snowed out with admirers. I can't work out why this is; I've mentioned before that the old woman who runs the petrol station is never short of fans.  there is always one or two middle aged blokes hanging round the place trying to impress her. Today as I pulled into the garage there was a car parked awkwardly blocking the forecourt. I watched some chap come out of the petrol station shop, move that car to a marginally less stupid place to park, and then he all but ran back inside. When I went to pay for my petrol this chap was seriously sniffing round the old duck on the till.
I can't see the attraction myself...

As I drove up the motorway I listened to the radio for the first time in seemingly ages. However the pundits were still spouting rubbish as they have done most mornings.  But one article made me think.  There was a lot of talk about evacuating a volcanic area in Indonesia. A volcano was about to blow, and the authorities had declared a seven-mile exclusion area from which everyone had to be evacuated. I couldn't help but wonder about the volcano we went to in Greece. The thing was smoking when we were there. I wonder if it will blow any time soon? If Nisyros was to rumble, a seven-mile exclusion area would have meant the entire island would have to be evacuated. I wonder if there are contingency plans for that? Evacuating the residents would be tricky enough, but when we were there we saw loads of tourist boats coming and going seemingly unchecked in any way.
And (as usual) I got cross with "Thought for the Day". The vicar who was spouting drivel was remembering the recent terrible fire in Grenfell Towers in London and the shootings in Borough market as well as his own recent serious heart attack. For some inexplicable reason they all seriously proved the validity of his faith in a loving God that most people would have thought wouldn't have allowed such things to happen.

I got to work. Several people commented on what a good holiday I'd had. No one needed to ask about it as everyone had seen all the piccies I'd posted to Facebook.
"My Boy TM" says I post too much stuff on the Internet. Does he have a point?

26 September 2017 (Tuesday) - New Star Trek

As I drove home from the night shift the pundits on the radio were interviewing the Labour party’s spokesman for health. Sometimes I wish the Labour party would give a little more thought to who they allow to represent them. This bloke was being interviewed about the finances of the NHS and the various private finance initiatives in the NHS, and it was painfully obvious that the bloke didn’t have the faintest idea what he was talking about.

Once home I got the leads onto the dogs (easier said than done) and we went for a little walk round the park. As we went Fudge tried to pick a fight with a Dalmatian. I say “tried to pick a fight”; he did quite a good job of picking the fight. However it was good that the Dalmatian was on a lead; even being on a lead the Dalmatian handed Fudge his arse on a plate.
Fudge stayed really close to me after that.

As we walked my phone beeped; two new geocaches had gone live not too far away. Once home I settled the dogs, then thought I might chase a First to Find. I got one, and seeing the other cache was only a mile or so away I thought I’d see if I could get the FTF on that one as well.
I did. Happy dance.
In the past if two new caches go live relatively close together (apart from series of caches that form a walk) I’d only claim FTF on one; I’d leave the other for someone else. But more and more it seems that I’m one of a vanishingly small minority that does this. In fact chasing the First to Find has got out of hand in some quarters. I’ve heard of people who walk out with their mates who are hiding caches so they can get the heads-up for when they go live. I’ve heard of people who arrange for caches to go live at a certain time, then give their mates the co-ordinates an hour before. And I’ve even heard of people who have two caching accounts; one used to hide caches and the other used to claim the First to Find on what they’ve just hidden.
All rather sad…

I was just about to have a little sleep when my mobile rang – it was the man from Pieroth wines. Having spent a small fortune with them a few months ago I was (supposedly) entitled to a really nice set of gin glasses which the rep wanted to deliver. Could he hand them over on Friday? I said he could, and he started on about bringing some samples of their latest range of wines. But when I said we’d got enough wine to last for months (which we have) he said he’d put these gin glasses away until such time as I was ready to make another order.
So I only get the free gift when I spend money with them? Perhaps he might like to stick them where the sun don’t shne?

I got a few hours sleep, then got up and watched the most recent episode of “The Last Ship”. It is an odd show. It paints the world in very black and white terms. Americans are wonderful and save the world, everyone else is a total bastard and deserves to die, and the British are portrayed as being particularly evil.
Do Americans *really* hate the British as much as the writers of this show do?

"er indoors TM" came home and boiled up some scran. Liver and onions – oh yes! We then drove down to Folkestone for the Tuesday gathering because (unlike me!) Jimbo has a Netflix account. We watched the first two episodes of Star Trek; Discovery.
It was… It was billed as a prequel to Star Trek. It wasn’t. It was a prequel to Star Trek: The Next Generation. I quite liked the show, but they were flying about in a space ship which was far more advanced than something which supposedly would come ten years later. Mind you I can’t help but feel they’ve made a monumental mistake. Star Trek; Discovery is set about ten years before the original series. And (like any prequel) you pretty much know all the back story and what is going on already. The most recent “official” Star Trek series (Enterprise) was also a prequel and it flopped.
I can’t help but think about the song “Star Trekkin’” – “Boldly going forward ‘cos we can’t find reverse” – unfortunately they have found reverse and are stuck in that gear. It would have been far better to have had follow-on series which could have been open ended rather than trying to fit in with a long-established story (and failing to do so).
However, they are now making more Star Trek, and that can only be a good thing.

25 September 2017 (Monday) - Birthdays, Netflix

After another frankly terrible night’s sleep (thanks to the puppy) I got up early and got angry. Last night I struggled and failed to set up a Netflix account. The thing wouldn’t accept any method of payment whatsoever. Finally it turned out that the bank wouldn’t allow any payments to Netflix. This is apparently their standard policy

After a lot of to-ing and fro-ing with someone in Mumbai whose spoken English clearly wasn’t up to having a job which involved speaking English the bank explained what had gone wrong. It is a security feature for which I was supposed to be grateful. The idea is (supposedly) that you try to set up a Netflix account and when the payment is declined you phone the bank who then allow you to sign up. Eventually they assured me that all was good at their end. By then it was midnight so I went to bed and got up to find it was still not working this morning.
Over brekkie I phoned Netflix who told me that because I’d tried to join and failed, as a security feature they’d locked me out. The lock-out period ends at 9pm this evening (just as I start the night shift).
Bearing in mind that I need a Netflix account to watch the latest incarnation of Star Trek that was due to air at 8am this morning I wasn’t impressed.
There are those to whom watching Star Trek is a matter of the utmost triviality. I am not one of those people.

I drove round to the garage; one of the headlights on my car wasn’t working. They fixed it for free; that was something of a result. As it was on the way back I stopped off at "Daddy’s Little Angel TM"’s.  "Stormageddon - Bringer of Destruction TM" was claiming it was his birthday (it wasn’t; it was his dog’s) and we spent an hour doing tip runs to get rid of their old sofa.
I then drove into town. It took some doing what with all the road works, but eventually I got to the bank. I had intended to have a complain to them; no one was available.

As it was his birthday I called in on "My Boy TM" and got some birthday cake. We watched a bit of Dragon’ Den, then I came home and walked my dogs round the park. I then wrote a formal letter of complaint to the bank. I would have rather discussed the matter informally; I gave them the chance. I’ve not been happy with how they have messed about with statement dates over the last few months, and I’m spitting bullets about about the Netflix debacle. If they won’t honour my card with Netflix, what else will they choose to turn down for me as a “service”? I’ve also told then that NatWest have assured my it wouldn’t have happened with them.

I took myself off to bed for the afternoon. It never fails to amaze me how the little puppy can curl up and sleep peacefully with me during the afternoons, but she is so restless at night.
I got about an hour’s sleep before the bank’s fraud department woke me to ask if it was me who tried to pay for a Netflix account last night. They were mortified when I pointed out just how useless they had been over the last few hours.

I tried to get back to sleep; I didn’t really sleep much after that. I gave up trying to sleep at 4pm, and watched last night’s episode of “Victoria” as I quietly fussed the dogs. Treacle seemed completely oblivious that today was her birthday.

"er indoors TM" should be home soon. Hopefully she’ll boil up some dinner before the night shift…