14 July 2015 (Tuesday) - A Trip to London

For all that I probably look like an old man on his death bed when using the thing, my CPAP machine does help me sleep. After three nights without it (and three nights of very little sleep) I was out like a light last night.

I was up rather earlier than I might have been this morning. Last night I'd made geo-plans for my trip to London today, and I realised I might sneak in a cheeky Wherigo (it's a geo-thing) so I got up early and had a Wheri-download.
I set off to the station with plenty of time to catch the 6.20am train to London. Had the chap on the ticket office not been quite so disinterested I would have got that train. As it was I missed it with seconds to spare. The platform staff didn't actually laugh out loud. Neither did they actually say "tough luck baldy-fat-face" but their attitude made doing either unneccessary.
Consequently I got to London half an hour later than planned. I had intended to do a little geocaching around Trafalgar Square before making my way to where I was actually supposed to be today; but being late put the kibosh on that idea. Instead I walked up Tottenham Court Road to look for a geocache near a branch of McDonalds. The clue explained exactly where it was supposed to be; as I surrupticiously rummaged a tramp loudly announced "it aint there; I threw it away" and then demanded the price of a cup of tea from me. I told him if he'd put it back I'd stand him a full English breakfast. I walked away as he then started an argument with the voices in his head.
I then failed to find another cache supposedly near the Eisenhower centre, and decided geocaching was a silly hobby and (in a sulky mood) went off for the main business of the day.

I was In London for a course at the University of Westminster about the microscopic examination and identification of blood-bourne parasites. It's a subject about which I've never claimed to be expert. I can confidently recocgnise the presence or absence of the things, and I got a lot out of the day. I'm not sure others did. The girl sitting next to me in the practical session was grumbling that what she was seeing down the microscope was shaking. She was genuinely surprised when I pointed out that everyone's microscopes were shaking because she was rythmically bashing the bench in tune to the strange music in her head.
Another woman was employing a novel way to identify blood-bourne parasites. Rather than attempting to recognise salient features and elicidate a clinical history, she was making moral judgements. Apparently it stood to reason that God wouldn't allow humanitarian aid workers to contract malaria (!) and she got quite irate with the lecturer who dared to say it happened on a regular basis.

We finished shortly after 4pm; I then went on a little wander round London on my planned geo-mission. In complete contrast to my utter failure this morning I had a successful session in which I found caches of six different types; ending with a geo-meet at Picadilly Circus.
Some Belgian cachers had arranged a little meet-up; there was only a dozen of us there but it was quite the international affair. There were only three British cachers there. There were Belgian, German and even a Finnish lady. One German lady asked how far Ashford was from London as she'd heard there were lots of very good Wherigos there. Oh how smug I became.

By now I was beginning to wilt. I said my goodbyes to my new-found friends and came home to find a certain dog had fallen into the garden pond.

Oh - and the New Horizons space probe flew past the planet Pluto today.

13 July 2015 (Monday) - Home Again

Last night at 11pm I was falling asleep when I wanted to be having fun with friends. I woke at 2.30am and with nothing going on lay awake for the rest of the night. I heard someone go for a tiddle (and a fart) at 5am. I'm not sure who it was, but I have my suspicions.
The weather forecast had predicted dry overnight with rain starting at 6am. I heard the rain start falling on the tent at 5.57am. Another bunch camping down the hill from us must have heard the same weather forecast; I heard them taking their tents down the moment dawn broke. They were long gone by 6am; but their tents would still have been wet with the morning dew.

One of the worst things that can happen when camping is rain when you are taking the camp down. That happened today. Despite my fervent hoping for things to be different, the tents were soaked but they had to come down. We worked hard, got everything packed and got the cars loaded up, said our goodbyes and were off the site shortly after mid day.

We made good time getting home. I arrived home shortly after Cheryl had delivered "Furry Face TM" back home; he too had had a holiday this weekend.
And once home we then spent a little while (three hours) putting the camping gear away. I managed to get the toilet tent and the banners on to the washing line this afternoon and then spent a little while posting up blog entries and photos from the weekend to the Internet.

After an hour in the wind the banners and toilet tent were dry, so I put them in the shed (I will put them away properly in the week) and put out the carpet to our tent as that was damp. I then put loads of stuff into the dishwasher and washing machine and set them doing their things whilst we had a rather good bit of scoff. Just as "er indoors TM" set off bowling I got the (now dry) tent carpet in. There is still a lot to be dried off during the next day or so (even if the weather forecast is against it) but I'd rather not do it overnight. I then emptied dishwasher and washing machine and gave them both more to chew on and put the telly on.
There was quite a lot of stuff on the SkyPlus box to catch up on; I watched it with a rather soppy dog crashed out by my side.
Much as I do like going camping there's no denying I do get rather homesick; and I certainly miss this silly little dog...


12 July 2015 (Sunday) - Rainy Day

There is nothing more depressing than the sound of rain on a tent. That sound woke me at 3am. I dozed off again. Yesterday the bright sunshine made the tent too hot and light to sleep in by 6.30am. That didn't happen today. I got up shortly after 8am, and after a wash watched someone flying six crow kites. The crow kites were rather clever in that (so I was reliably informed) each crow was higher than all the others.

We had brekkie (finally) at 11.30am, and as we washed up so the rain eased off. Yesterday had been glorious; today was damp. Mind you there were still several brave souls braving the kite field. I again went to help at the kiddies workshop. We weren't as busy as yesterday but we still made lots of kites for lots of children.

After two hours we closed the workshop. I walked around the festival watching what was going on. Several campers told me they were going home as the weather forecast wasn't good. I was tempted to go home a day early, but the tents were already wet. they weren't going to get any wetter. And they might dry.
So (as we do in these situations) we declared Emergency Plan "B" and settled down for an afternoon pouring beer down our necks whilst we watched the brave souls struggling to fly kites in a monsoon.

Tea was rather good; curry always is. After tea we played a game; "Dirty Minds" is always good for a laugh. But I found myself nodding off so (at the risk of seeming anti-social) I took myself off to bed.

11 July 2015 (Saturday) - Sunny Day

It transpired that when my brother-in-law went for a tiddle last night (he was camping ten yards up the hill from us) he left the tent open. Whilst he was out the fox came into their tent, ate seven of their scones, curled up and went to sleep on his sleeping bag.

Having been last to bed last night I seemed to be first one up this morning, and had a peaceful wash at 6.45am. Simon came to visit, everyone else got up and we got brekkie shortly before 10am. Some of our number went on a shopping run; others whinged about a broken flip-flop. The flip-flop in question had lasted for about a day. However what can one expect for only four quid?

I made myself a cheese roll, and went down to help with the kiddies workshop. I quite like helping at the kiddies workshop. We help the children make simple kites which they then fly. Some of the children are fun and I enjoy winding them up. Some are painfully shy, but eventually come round.
And some really do seem to be brain-dead...

The two hours on the workshop flew past, we were really busy. I then went back to camp to find Steve and Sarah had joined us for the afternoon. We got the parachute out again and played about with it, and then had some rather good fajitas for tea. Then as the light faded various friends joined us for a beer (or two).
Things became rather vague, and we staggered off to bed shortly after 1am after an impromptu astronomy session.

10 July 2015 (Friday) - Off to Brighton

With less than an hour to go, one of those supposed to be coming away for the weekend with us cried off. So with no need for a pick-up, once the Folkestone contingent arrived we made really good time to Brighton. As we drove I listened to a memory stick of dire music; I got as far as "B".
We made our way to our usual place up the hill at Stanmer Park; some of those staying the weekend in their caravans were already there. Despite being a bod down we got our campsite up in very good time, and were soon having a bottle of ale with (for) lunch.

There was talk of going for a crafty geo-stroll. As I had already found most of the local geo-stuff I stayed at camp and had a little kip until Terry and Irene arrived.
Soon the geo-contingent returned, and being at a kite festival we played kites. We got the parachute out and played silly beggars with it. And then we played with Jimbo's NASA. It is ages since we last played with the big kites. We really should get them out more often.

We had a rather good goulash for tea, and in a novel break with tradition I wasn't on washing up duty. Dave came to visit and we drank beer, whisky, rum and even Kazak Vodka (which is not for the faint-hearted). We converted our multi-tasking camping table into a cheese table and scoffed some rather good cheeses. We sat chatting; I lay down on one of the benches. As I laid there so a fox appeared and came up and sniffed me. He was only a few inches away; as I turned round so foxy wandered off.

We moved all the makings of brekkie into the back of my car before we went to bed....


9 July 2015 (Thursday) - Busy

I woke up at the sort of time I usually do for work, then realised I won't have to show up there for a week so tried to get back to sleep. Amazingly I nodded off only to be woken by the phone shortly after 7am. An extremely accented voice was worrying me about "my windows computer am sending the messages virus".
We had someone else from New Dehli asking me to do a llifestyle questionnaire after 10pm last Monday. I've tried all the recommended ways to get shot of these nuisance phone calls. There is only one option left open to me. I shall pull the phone's plug. If anyone wants to get hold of me I have a mobile phone on which I can be phoned, texted, IM-ed and emailed. I shan't be bothering with the landline any more.

I popped the lead onto "Furry Face TM" and we scrounged a lift with "er indoors TM" to her work. It is a good place to start a dog walk; from there we have an hour's walk home and a choice of routes home. We went via the golf course (for a geo-reason) then home via the Warren and (eventually) Viccie Park where my dog made a point of bullying another small dog. He got told off about that.

Once home I then popped up to town. I nearly forgot I've got the roof-box on the car; I nearly bashed it off. I remembered in the nick of time and instead went to a car park which I *could* get into. I then went to the mobile phone shop to collect my free charger (they are giving them away) and I also went to the town centre Tesco to stock up on beer for the weekend.
My piss didn't actually boil, but it did simmer a lttle.
I asked the woman if she had any ale. In a rather disinterested way she waved at a display of lagers and ciders. So I asked if she had any beers that weren't lagers or ciders. She looked at me as though I was talking a foreign language, and then looked at the lagers and ciders as though she'd never seen them before. I asked her if she or anyone in the shop knew the difference between ale, lager and cider. She looked as though she was about to cry, clearly not having a clue how to answer the question.
So I drove to the out-of-town Tesco and stocked up.

Once home I mowed the lawn and then got a few more bits out of the shed ready to load into the car. The Rear Admiral arrived to help with the fetching and carrying and soon the car was loaded up. I then popped round to Sweatman's Mowers to get more calor gas; narrowly avooiding being run off the road by some twit driving a Roalco van. I've mentioned before that if people are going to drive stupidly or dangerously it is best not to do so in the works van.
With gas bought I came home to find I couldn't park anywhere near the house. So I parked down the road, walked home and watched an episode of fan-made Star Trek whilst scoffing a sandwich. I surprised myself by not falling asleep, and then packed my clothes for the weekend.

By now it was gone 5pm. I treated myself to a Magnum from the shop over the road and put the telly on. In the late afternoon there is often episodes of "Upstairs Downstairs" on the ITV Encore channel. There was today; Mr Hudson was shocked that Rose was thinking about marrying Gregory. Hr Hudson didn't like Gregory much. Personally I quite liked him, but having seen every episode of "Upstairs Downstairs" a dozen times I know that Gregory goes on to get shot in the Dardanelles.

Over a rather good bit of dinner we watched the last episode of the first season of "Yonderland"; roll on season two next week....

8 July 2015 (Wednesday) - Kebab and Chips

I had a rather traumatic night fraught with nightmares about my having been elevated to the role of President of my professional body purely becase said professional body wanted to (en masse) go geocaching and my role in the new world order was to supervise the punishment of the dissenters in a rather barbaric prison.
I woke up in something of a cold sweat half an hour before my alarm was set to go off.
Over brekkie I watched the episode of "Yonderland" that I'd slpet through last night. I also saw that the SkyPlus box has started recording episodes of "Family Guy". I didn't set it to do that. I wonder what's going on there.

I set off to work; listening to the radio as always. There was little of note on the news. Speculation about what will happen with the Greek debt crisis. speculation about the Chancellor's budget. No actual facts but a lot of guesswork.
I got to work a lot easier than I got home last night and once at work I pootled about spending much of the day keeping my head down. Coming home wasn't easy though. Much of Kent is still blocked up with Operation Stack. Every time the French workers in Calais get the hump, all of Kent grinds to a halt. I wonnder if the lorry drivers might use another port in future and put Calais out of business?

Once home (with a little help from the Rear Admiral) I got much of the camping gear out of storage and into the living room. We'll load the car tomorrow.
I then took "Furry Face TM" for a walk. Other than having to stop him from rolling in a dead sparrow the walk passed off reasonably uneventfully. We came home via the kebab shop; with "er indoors TM" off out tonight I had to get tea from somewhere.

We scoffed the kebab (and chips) whilst watching one of the episodes of Family Guy that the SkyPlus box had decided to record for me, and then I had a look-see on-line. A couple of weeks ago I ordered some leather insoles. The wrong things arrived, the seller wouldn't answer emails, eBay gave me a refund and I gave the seller a negative feedback. Today they've written to me begging to send me the correct insoles if I will amend my feedback. I've told them that if they send me what I asked for then I will amend the feedback. I wonder if they will assume that means I will remove the negative? I hope they don't think that, because I won't.

This morning as I'd driven to work there had been speculation about today's budget. By this evening the details had been announced. There is a calculator available on-line. It says that I shall be eighty quid a year better off. But then I'm old, the kids have left home, the house is (mostly) paid for. Those who are young, with children at home and still paying a mortgage (or rent) won't have a pot to piss in.

Why are so many people who (only a couple of months ago) voted in such a way to allow this budget to have happened now posting their surprise and amazement all over social media?