27 November 2022 (Sunday) - Wet Sunday

I slept like a log last night, but wasn’t too pleased to see the rain as I took the puppies outside this morning. Admittedly the rain had been forecast, but I had hoped this would be yet another of their wildly inaccurate predictions. Sadly it wasn’t.
I took wet puppies upstairs to bother “er indoors TM”; they love going to see her in the morning but won’t go past the landing without me as they are scared of Treacle who is always very grumpy at them in the morning. Having left Treacle snoring on my side of the bed when I’d got up, Treacle had deliberately moved to guard the door. The puppies love her so much, and she is hateful to them.
 
As the washing machine did its thing I made toast and scoffed it as I waited for my lap-top to boot up. The poor thing is struggling to get going these days. Eventually it got going. There was concern in the Munzing world today… Every month there are “Clan Wars” in which various prizes are awarded to teams who scan certain amounts of bar codes stuck to lamp posts. There are levels of prizes, the lower the level, the easier it is to achieve. We go for level four. Level three is a tad too easy, but level four can be a bit of a stretch. It would seem that some who’ve gone for the dizzy heights of levels five and six are finding that what was supposed to be fun was fast becoming a chore.
 
I then spent three hours preparing a presentation for next week. I’ve applied for the position of Training Lead and have got an interview in eight days’ time. As part of that interview I’ve got to give a ten minute presentation entitled "Personal development plans, to meet current and future service requirements".
Creating the first draft of a PowerPoint presentation that will play for ten minutes took me all morning, and it’s still not quite right.
 
I took the dogs round the block for a walk; we didn’t get *that* wet. And with the dogs thinking that they had had an outing I went round to the scout hut with “er indoors TM” for the scout group AGM. She had to go; she’s the group secretary. I didn’t have to go, but I had nothing else on the agenda.
The old place brought back some memories, as did listening to the reports presented to the AGM. Scouting amazes me; so much is achieved for the children by so few people. Half a dozen leaders effectively give up their lives for the place, and (for the most part) their efforts are totally unrecognised. It turns out that the group scout chairman is throwing in the sponge and they need a new one. Is that something I could do? Possibly? Of all the activities and clubs and hobbies I’ve done over the years, Scouting never descended into being one big argument…
 
We came home and I spent a few minutes assembling my new leaf sucker/blower. Seeing how it was far too soggy outside to test it, I had a go in the living room. The “suck” settling sucked up some of the carnage the dogs had strewn over the living room floor, and the “blow” setting rather wound the dogs up.
I then had this (frankly genius) idea that Alexa might  help in calming them down; sadly “Calming Music for Dogs” was an abject failure, but I did get Alexa to swear. Sort of… She only knows one swear word; “knickers!”.
 
After a few minutes spent frantically tidying up, “My Boy TM” and Cheryl came to visit. It was good to catch up. Cheryl is particularly envious of our Alexa; it has got a screen (which hers hasn’t), and to add insult to injury she had been planning to get us an Alexa for Christmas.
Once they’d got home we then did an “Alexa call” at them to prove the thing works.
 
“er indoors TM” boiled up a very good bit of dinner which we scoffed whilst watching an episode of “MacDonald & Dobbs”. I don’t usually like police-based TV shows, but this one is rather good…

26 November 2022 (Saturday) - Rather Busy

One of the first things that appeared in my Facebook feed this morning was a suggestion that I might like to follow some councillor or other. Bearing in mind I’d never heard of the chap I wondered why Facebook thought I might be interested in him… it turned out he was the councillor for the area a mile up the road, and I’d never heard of him. This got me wondering about who was my local councillor… I found out who she was. She doesn’t have a presence on social media, but was apparently the local mayor a few years ago. I can vaguely remember writing to her to complain about something or other, and her reply was along the lines that she had no power to do anything at all about anything at all and that I should take my bellyaching to the county council.

I found my county councillor; he seems quite active on social media.
And then I wondered why I’d spent twenty minutes looking up councillors about whom I have no interest whatsoever.
 
“er indoors TM” and Treacle both came to Dog Club with me and the puppies this morning. The session we go to is for puppies, small dogs and timid dogs, so we thought Treacle might get some benefit from it. It has to be said she’s not good with other dogs in that she’s generally terrified of them. She snapped at one or two that came too close, but everyone there was understanding, and she allowed several dogs to come up and say hello. Morgan had a whale of a time; charging round in the thick of all the chaos. It was a shame that Bailey sneaked off a couple of times, once to eat a rather large lump of poo, and once to eat a dead bird. But as I said yesterday, dogs are foul creatures.
 
We came home, washed the fox poo off of Morgan, settled the dogs (who were soon fast asleep after their adventure) and set off to Folkestone. Steve wasn’t on the radio this morning; his replacement (sadly) wasn’t very good.
We went to see Jose and Maria. We don’t see anywhere near enough of them these days. Maria had cooked up a very good bit of brekkie, and with it scoffed we sat and put the world to rights before getting Jose’s Alexa to do a variety of farting noises. Jose had a spare Alexa (which came with his doorbell). Did  we want it? Yes please !!!
 
From there we went (via the KFC’s take away department) to visit “Daddy’s Little Angel TM”, “Stormageddon – Bringer of Destruction TM” and “Darcie Waa Waa TM”. The most recent fruit of my loin was poorly (so she claimed), and once we’d scoffed KFC we played “Worms” on the Play Station. Or (to be honest) “Daddy’s Little Angel TM” and “Stormageddon – Bringer of Destruction TM” played “Worms” on the Play Station. I took turns in randomly struggling with the handset until one of my worms blew itself up, then passed the handset on.
I then dozed off, only to be woken by a very worried “Daddy’s Little Angel TM” who was under the impression that if I went to sleep without my CPAP machine it might be fatal for me. She didn’t realise the thing keeps me asleep, it doesn’t keep me alive.
 
We came home, plugged in the new Alexa, and whilst she updated herself we went up to Ashford where the “Festival of the Baubles” was taking place. You can see some photos of the event by clicking here. It was… How can I best describe it? One of the little old ladies in the crowd told her mate that this year’s parade was far better than last year’s. I can only imagine last year’s was something of a disappointment. For example you could tell from which school the various groups came by seeing a bored teacher holding the name of the school typed on a sheet of A4 paper nailed to a bit of wood. How long would it have taken to make a decent poster? And I didn’t see any scout groups along – weren’t they invited? Back in the day this would have been the sort of thing the 6th Ashford would have lapped up.
Even allowing for a trip to Aldi on the way home we were back home only an hour after we went up to see the procession.
 
Once home we saw that Alexa had updated herself, so (to “er indoors TM”’s disgust) to check she was working I got her to do twenty-one fart sounds and then play “My Grandfather’s Frock” by Ivor Biggun. Happy that the important things were functional I shall sort out dull things like weather forecasts and news bulletins tomorrow..

25 November 2022 (Friday) - Dogs And Stuff

Usually having done a night shift means I sleep rather well for the next few nights, but despite Tuesday night's efforts I was wide awake at half past two this morning and lay awake for the rest of the night. On hearing “er indoors TM” get up for the loo just before five o'clock I thought I might as well get up and let the puppies out, and she could then take them back upstairs with her whilst I had brekkie.
I thought this was a good plan…
 
Admittedly things did smell a bit whiffy when I opened their crate but Morgan had been farting a lot last night so I thought no more about it. I chivvied them (and Treacle) into the garden and came back in (ten minutes later) to find “er indoors TM” disassembling their bedding as someone (presumably Morgan) had had a little "potty accident". In a spirit of either helpfulness or of being a foul creature Bailey then tried to eat it. There is a school of thought which goes along the lines of having her eat it gets rid of it… however this theory overlooks the sad fact that she then sicks it all up a couple of hours later.
I mention this just so’s my loyal readers get a rounded view of dog-herding in it’s entirely rather than having a rose-tinted view of some impossibly ideal perfect dog. Dogs are truly disgusting creatures...
The clean-up only took twenty minutes (!), and with “er indoors TM” and the dogs gone back to bed (and the washing machine going full-pelt at dog bedding) I made brekkie and turned on the telly to watch an episode of "Stranger Things". The good thing about this show is that for all that the "stranger things" are rather strange, the writers have created and developed believable characters... it was such a shame that in this morning's episode pretty much all of them were acting utterly unlike their established ways purely to move the plot along.
 
I set off to work, and had to chuckle. You could tell it was dustbin day from the dustmen bellowing up the street (at half past six in the morning) and from the amount of rubbish festooned all over the street. The dustbin lorry had been parked on the roadside, and as I walked out of the front door so a car was coming down the road. The dustbin lorry then deliberately pulled out to block that car. It couldn't have been moving forward to ease bin collection as it only went about five yards down the road then stopped between cars parked on either side. It really did move purely to obstruct the traffic.
 
As I drove the pundits on the radio were talking about the upcoming strike called by the Royal College of Nursing.  Apparently massive efforts are being made to ensure the strike will cause no disruption to the running of any hospital... so what it the point of the strike? Mind you, this is a hospital thing. I can remember strikes at the (now demolished) Royal East Sussex Hospital where strikers ensured that their shifts were covered before they went on strike.
And there was also talk about the ongoing war in Ukraine.  The Ukrainian First Lady is claiming the people are preparing themselves for years of ongoing war... provided the western world pays for it.
 
I got to work and deployed a Tree House (as one does), then got on with the early shift. Work was rather good. No cake today, but we had posh biccies.
An early start meant for an early finish. But even at early finish time it is still dark at this time of year, so with a few minutes spare I thought I might get petrol…
Oh dear.
There was quite a queue at the petrol station. Some impatient idiot couldn’t wait and squeezed his car through the queued cars with only an inch on each side, only to get to the pump to find the nice petrol station lady had just hung an “out of order” sign on it. This idiot then leapt from his car to remonstrate with the nice lady…
Today’s new word is “remonstrate” – it means to scream, shout and generally carry on in such a way to leave no doubt in the mind of any onlookers that they are dealing with a half-wit.
Anyway, as this idiot remonstrated it became clear to everyone that not only had he forgotten to apply his car’s handbrake, but he’d also not left it in gear. It took him a surprisingly long time to realise his car was rolling away. It was so hard for me not to point and laugh out loud.
 
I got home… Morgan seems a whole lot better…

24 November 2022 (Thursday) - Bit Dull

What with having done a night shift and then shifted a decent helping of red wine yesterday evening I slept like a log last night; only waking when “er indoors TM” and Treacle had some sort of a fight (which Treacle won) shortly after half past six this morning.
I got up, saw to the puppies, and left them bothering “er indoors TM” as I made toast and watched telly. Today I started on the third season of "Stranger Things". The first two seasons both featured mad scientists having unleashed untold terrors after meddling with two different sorts of things that they should have left well alone. It came as no surprise that the third season started with more mad scientists meddling with a third sort of thing which would also have been best left well alone.
 
I set off for work. As I drove, I listened to the pundits on the radio who were rather excited. Apparently historians have discovered a whole new Roman Emperor. It would seem that historians of old had been very quiet about  Sponsian, and not much is really known about him, other than that his face appears on quite a few Roman coins that have hitherto been thought to have been fakes.
There’s a moral in there somewhere, I expect…
There was also talk about "Upstairs Downstairs" star Meg Wynne Owen who apparently had died over the summer. It turns out that she had granted power of attorney to some friend eight years ago, and said friend had milked her for pretty much all she was worth.
There’s a moral in there too…
 
I got to work where there was cake. As I scoffed it at tea break I had a look at the Internet and saw that “Goddess Rose” (the epically-chested cross eye’s object that had messaged me a few days ago) had gone from Facebook, which was probably a result for the morally upright community.
 
With work worked I came home and as “er indoors TM” boiled up dinner I had a look at the monthly accounts. The gas and leccie company have made a payment of sixty-six quid into my bank account. I would say that was kind of them, but it turns out this is a bung from the government which comes in six instalments.
To be honest, I don’t much care who it is coming from… I’ll just take it anyway. But I would prefer cake… Sixty-six quid’s worth,,,
 
Today was a tad dull…