Yesterday evening when I
could have been out with friends watching other friends playing in
their band I was fast asleep. This morning at 5.30am when I should
have fast asleep like everyone else, I was wide awake.
The plan for the day had
been a walk around Meopham, but overnight rain (which was still
pouring down) had put paid to that idea. We can go back to
Meopham another time.
We pretty much wasted the
morning waiting for the rain to stop. I pootled about clearing
rubbish files from my laptop whist in the background "Friends"
dribbled on the Comedy Central channel in the background. "Friends"
must be the lamest and most dire show in the entire history of
television. My piss particularly boils every time a feeble joke is
told and the entire cast all turn and griimace at the camera so that
the viewers know that a joke has been told.
I soon got bored... how
do people spend so long doing nothing. I've heard it described as
"chilling"; I was bored senseless.
We had already abandoned
plans for a day in Meopham. The backup plan was an afternoon in
Faversham, but continuing rain scuppered that plan too. Instead we
drove down to Folkestone to see "Daddies Little Angel TM".
She's been flogging Kleeneze stuff recently. I say "flogging";
like me she's found it to be a rather futile pursuit. With an average
income of about a pound an hour (before any expenses are taken
into consideration) the whole thing is money straight down the
toilet.
We stayed there for an
hour or so, and as the rain had finally stopped we came home the
scenic way through Saltwood. If I didn't get a geocache or two I
would go completely round the twist.
"er indoors TM"
went bowling, and with a small dog fast asleep on my lap I had a
little look-see on-line. My piss boiled when I checked out one of the
Facebook Geocaching pages. Designed to be somewhere where the mere
mortals (like me) get to communicate with the Grand-High
Pum-Bahs of the world of hunting tupperware, it's perhaps the rudest
place on Facebook I have ever found (so far). And the rudeness
doesn't come from "Joe Public"; it's those with a
little bit of power who are full of rudeness annd arrogance.
I've said it before; I
really shouldn't do Internet forums. They are not good for my blood
pressure (or piss temperature).
A dull day, but I
shouldn't complain...
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