At the risk of disappointing my fifty-plus loyal readers who tune in daily to this drivel, I’m afraid there won’t be any blog updates for a week. I’m off to the seaside.
And at the risk of disappointing any burglars who might be tuning in, the house won’t be empty – the fruit of my loins are still in residence.
So there you are – I’ll see you all in a week. In the meantime, don’t forget to vote (I *still* haven’t decided who to vote for), behave yourselves, and don’t talk to strangers.
See you all soon –x-