1 August 2026 (Saturday) - A Drink in the Garden

 

As I scoffed toast I peered into the Internet and saw that so many people were off on their holidays. Loads of people were posting photos from airports. Part of me was jealous, part not. I hate going on holiday. I like *being* on holiday, but the “going” bit is just hours of arse-ache.
I saw that despite the predictions, Reform UK had their arses handed to them on a plate following the Manchester Mayoral elections and despite the odds, the Labour candidate won. Is this good or bad? I must admit my Labour MP has turned out to be an utter disappointment, but I’d rather have someone in power who was a bit rubbish than a bit nasty. Talking of which the row in Hastings continues.
As I smurfed the net so Treacle came down. She made a half-hearted attempt to come to me but I could see the look in her eye. I told her that it was all right and that the back door was open, and she flew out like a bullet from a gun.
 
I Munzed, Wordled from “their” to “slush” in four goes, then strained my brain. Steve was on the radio doing the “Guess the Lyrics” competition. “She’s a PhD in I told you so. You’ve a knighthood in I’m not listening”. No? -  It was The Beautiful South – Don’t Marry Her.  Sometimes I’m amazed at what trivia is stuck in my head.
 
We went round to Repton and Dog Club. Over the last few weeks there’s been a rather timid dog who brings out the worst in Morgan so we took his muzzle along (just in case) but that dog wasn’t along so all was well. Morgan did tiddle up someone… but that is another issue.
 
As we drove home Steve was doing the Mystery Year competition on the radio. A big Royal Wedding, Kate Bush sitting in your lap and a guy working down the chip shop… 1981.
We had a cuppa then I tidied up the garden and it wasn’t long before people arrived. A lot of people were away on holidays or had prior bookings, but a few of us gathered in the garden and had a rather good time.
It was good to catch up with friends… even if things did get progressively more and more vague as the afternoon (and evening) wore on.