28 August 2026 (Friday) - Early Shift

I didn’t sleep well. Waking every twenty minutes or so I was laying wide awake at four o’clock when “er indoors TM announced that it was eclipse time. We went into the garden and spent half an hour watching the lunar eclipse until the moon set behind the houses.
“er indoors TM carried on watching from the attic room window. I made toast and watched more “Stranger Things” which had seriously improved on yesterday’s episode, and the amount of explosions had rather tapered off.
 
I had a little look at the Internet as I do. It was still there. Again I found myself presented with a load of ranting about fish care on one of the fishing pages I follow. Everyone was getting really aggressive with everyone else about how best to care for the fish through whose mouth they’d just stuck a hook and then dragged out of the water.
Rather amazingly only two people had posted anything about the eclipse, and “er indoors TM had been one of them.
 
I Wordled from “lunar” to “tween” in five goes, Munzed, and got ready for work. As I drove to junction nine of the motorway I was amazed at how many people were out in their pyjamas walking their dogs. It is certainly the way to walk your dog in South Ashford at quarter past six in the morning. We don't get that at Dog Club.
I drove up the motorway listening to the pundits on the radio spouting their usual drivel. There was an interview with someone or other talking about the American Federal Reserve (the US equivalent of the Bank of England). Apparently they want to put up interest rates but don't dare because that wound irritate President Trump and they simply can't face the arse-ache which that would generate. The chap being interviewed implied that it was difficult to run the Federal Reserve when they had a somewhat feeble-minded President with the attention span of a gnat. Though it was difficult to follow the conversation; the chap being interviewed had a very thick (almost incomprehensible) Scottish accent. It took me a while to realise that when he said "waar-ruck" (which he said several times) he actually meant "work".
I drove to the petrol station at Aylesford as the petrol there was four pence per litre cheaper than at home, then popped into Sainsburys to get lunch. As I shopped I followed a couple of assistants and listened to their conversation. Well, not so much "conversation" as "ranting". One had had a falling out with one of the managers, but I couldn't quite work out what her grievance actually was. There's only so much earwigging you can do before it becomes obvious.
 
I went in to the early shift and did my bit. Today was rather dull really, but in my line of work, dull is good.
I came home to find Treacle expectantly watching me… we did “FEED THE FISH”, and “er indoors TM went off out with her craft club mates. I settled in front of the telly and watched more “Stranger Things”. Mind you I saw “watched”; “slept through” would be a more accurate summary.
 
It wasn’t just work. All of today was dull.

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