13 May 2024 (Monday) - A Day at Work.

I woke full of energy and raring to go… at ten to one. I then dozed fitfully for the rest of the night, not sleeping for more than twenty minutes at any time. I eventually gave up trying to sleep, got up and made toast.
I scoffed it as I watched another episode of “Missions” a particularly strange French sci-fi show in which a Russian cosmonaut lost in 1967 has appeared on Mars fifty year later and has the same DNA as a lump of rock. It has either lost a lot in translation or was written in a hurry.
With a few minutes spare I had a little look at the Internet. Yet another dubious friend request; this one from Rolanda Aiko who is “a lonely and excited girl” and offers “sex and video cameras with hot pussy”.
There wasn’t much else happening on-line so I got ready for work.
 
Suitably armed with another pair of Tesco undercrackers I set off on a little pre-work Munzee mission. I got enough Points of (dull) Interest to last the month, then set off up the motorway to work. As I drove there was an interview with the MP Theo Clarke. She had a baby a couple of years ago, and had a rather traumatic time of it, and is now trying to instigate a nationwide shake-up of midwifery services. I suppose she means well, but speaking as one who has often been on the receiving end of these shake-ups it has been my experience that once the dust has settled we are left with the same old problem. Which is that people are still trying to do the best they can under less than ideal circumstances. And actually we usually have fewer people trying to do the best they can as none of the people who instigate these shake-ups seems to realise that no one goes into health care with the intention of doing a shabby job. Being told how crap you are really doesn't help staff morale, and those who waddle out of their offices to go round implying that everyone could do better if they tried always act surprised when hard-working people take offence and go and get a job which pays more money for less aggro.
If I had my time again I would do a job that periodically puts up a "closed" sign and doesn't have you terrified of being pilloried for making an honest mistake.
But this is a rant I’ve done countless times before, isn’t it?
 
I eventually got to work; the roads were rather horrendous today. I left home at seven o'clock and the journey took three quarters of an hour. A friend who lives on the other side of Ashford left home twenty minutes after me and took an hour and a half to do the same trip; it pays to leave early. I'd rather get to work, have a cuppa and read my book rather than sit in traffic burning petrol.
Work was work; at lunchtime there was a presentation from some bunch trying to sell their blood grouping machine. The machine looked OK; but the salt beef bagel they gave me looked better. Very nice.
 
I came home to find the pond filter in the little pond had packed up. That stopped working yesterday and I needed to clean out the filter medium to get it going again. Today I found it had another filter medium, and that was clagged up too.
With filter de-clagged “er indoors TM sorted dinner then went bowling. I wrote up some CPD. I rarely mention on here what goes on at work, but as I always tell the trainees a day when you learn nothing is a day wasted, and I learned quite a bit at work today.
 
What with hardly any sleep last night and two days on the sauce at the weekend I’m knackered.
Time for an early night !!!

12 May 2024 (Sunday) - Having A Rest

Yesterday had been rather full-on, but I was still wide awake at six o’clock. I got up and told the world about what I’d been up to yesterday. Organising photos and writing drivel can take a surprising about of time, you know. I had a look at the logs on yesterday’s geo-meet. Most people had enjoyed themselves, but one log made me think. A Finnish pair had come along to the meet, and had spent the first little while lurking under the radar. Their log had been written in Finnish so I suspect that something was lost in translation, but I was rather miffed to read “the new faces can only wonder what's going on. Finally the leader of the meeting noticed us and claimed that everyone is very social even if they don't talk to us”. Presumably by “the leader of the meeting” he meant me… I had been talking with other new people who’d made the effort not to lurk out of the way. The chap then sent me an email asking for the answers to all the puzzles in Kings Wood
And someone else from Germany had been round Kings Wood on a bike yesterday and logged that ten of my caches were missing. Are they? I doubt it. But I shall take a walk up in the week and find out…
 
In a novel break with tradition I had a rather restful day today. Seeing a very good day forecast I posted on Facebook to see if anyone fancied an afternoon in the garden. Quite a few people had already made plans, but eight of us spent a rather good afternoon in the sunshine.
It was rather good having a bit of a relaxing afternoon… Should do that more often.

11 May 2024 (Saturday) - Rather Busy

I must admit to a degree of jealousy as I peered into the Internet this morning. Having heard that the Northern Lights might be visible last night we went into the garden several times yesterday evening to have a look but saw nothing. This morning it would seem we were the only people on the planet who didn’t see them.
I sulked a bit, had a quick Munzee session, totally failed to find what I’d done with my gaiters (where do they go?), and saw that “er indoors TM  and the dogs had got up.
We had the morning turd-gathering ritual, and I reported each dog’s turd status to “er indoors TM. I won’t regale my loyal readers with the particulars, but knowing your dog’s turd status is a vital part of dog-herding.
I got dressed; today trying a pair of Tesco pants, then we got ready for the day. “er indoors TM found my gaiters in seconds; they were where I’d left them.
 
We set off for Dog Club and I immediately got Steve’s “Guess the Lyrics” competition on the radio right. “From nine to five I have to spend my time at work…” No? Echo Beach by Martha and the Muffins.
Dog club was fun. We stood in out usual spot; just behind the trees there was a huge puddle. Periodically one of the larger dogs would go up there, we’d hear a huge splash and they would come back dripping wet and covered in mud. We didn’t dare let our three know about it. There was a good turn-out at Dog Club – I counted fifteen dogs at one point, but I’m sure there were more. They don’t stand still to be counted.
 
Fromm Dog Club we took a little detour into the central car park in Ashford and then on to the garden centre’s car park (it’s a Munzee thing) then drove up to Bedlesmere were we met Karl, Tracey and Charlotte. Last week we put out a series of geocaches; today we walked the route like all the other hunters of Tupperware would. It was a bit easy as we knew where they all were, but it made for a good walk.
With walk walked we went on to the Red Lion. You can’t beat the place. Good food, good beer. Sausages and chips followed by rhubarb crumble. Very nice,
And with dinner scoffed we sat outside in the garden as people gathered. “er indoors TM was hosting the monthly meet-up of the geocaching fraternity today. It was a rather good meet. Loads of people along. Many of the old faces from back in the day, and a lot of people who were new to the game, or hadn’t been to a meet before. I came out rather enthusiastic; just maybe we’ll get this game back to where it used to be.
 
And talking of games we came home and Chris soon joined us for a game of “Sorry!” on the mini Infinity table. I’d not played that game for years, and no one was more amazed than me when I won. Twice.
 
We stayed up till midnight in the hope of seeing the Northern Lights… 
We didn’t.
I took a few pictures today… it was rather busy.

10 May 2024 (Friday) - Perry Wood, Watercress

“er indoors TM got up and took Bailey for a tiddle. Bailey is too small to get off the bed herself. Treacle then whinged and cried pathetically because her mummy had gone downstairs.
I gave up trying to sleep and came down too. After a scrape I made toast and had my obligatory root round the internet. It was much the same as ever. People on the Facebook “Auf Wiedersehen Pet” Facebook page were getting nasty with each other about pubs that didn’t take cash, atheist websites were making personal attacks on Donald Trump…
But on the plus side the nice people at Untappd had sent me a voucher for free beer. If I paid the postage (a fiver) they would send me ten beers. I thought that was a result until I read the small print. Having had the freebie I would then be expected to pay thirty-three quid a month for more beer. Seriously? Back in the day, maybe. But these days I’ve still got bottles of beer left over from last Christmas.
 
I took the dogs out… we got to the road to Kings Wood to find it completely closed up. This wasn’t entirely unexpected and I had a Plan B in mind. Perry Wood.
It wasn’t the best Plan B I’ve ever had.
It took fifty minutes to find the car park to the place. And once there… The woods aren’t huge. About the size of the woods at Orlestone, but with the car park in the middle and four roads coming in to it. In Kings Wood there’s aren’t any main roads so the dogs can run freely. Not quite so free today. But we had a little walk. I found a geocache… and didn’t find another.
 
We didn’t have quite so much trouble finding our way home. Once home I sorted a cuppa each, then I went shopping. To Tesco. I needed some odds and sods. And some new pants. New pants are a worry. I tend to get new pants which are either really uncomfortable, or really good, and I never remember where either came from. In the week I’d ordered some from Matalan. If you want pants that just roll up underneath your trousers I can’t recommend them highly enough. Sadly I don’t, and they are going in the bin. Let’s see what Tesco’s ones are like. I also got more watercress for the pond.
I got out of the shop without wringing anyone’s neck which took some serious self-control. The place was heaving but not one person in fifty was looking where they were going.
 
I came home; we had pastries and coffee for lunch, then I floated the pond planters I’d bought last week, and chucked watercress in them. Give it a few days and it will start sprouting (I hope). I painted one of the planters (that I forgot to sand down before painting for the first time), and then stopped. My knee was a tad painful.
My knee is silly. I can walk for miles with no problems. But by the time I’ve got up and knelt down a few times it knacks. So not wanting to aggravate it too much I slobbed about until dinner time.
“er indoors TM boiled up a rather good bit of dinner which we scoffed watching moreRace Across the World”. Had I been a contestant in the season we are watching, I would have won. Because it is a race, and not a sight-seeing tour.

9 May 2024 (Thursday) - Dog Sick, New Planter

As I scoffed toast and peered in to Facebook I read a post about the OU family. Some advertising gimmick from the Open University. Family? Seriously? I made a few good friends at the time I studied with them (1989 – 1995) but apart from some newsletter once a year I don’t hear anything from the OU any more. Much as I enjoyed my time with them, if I had my time again I wouldn’t do OU. It wasn’t cheap then, and it is prohibitively expensive now.
I saw I had seven messages. Yesterday I sent out fifty messages to people about Saturday’s upcoming monthly geo-meet. Seven people replied…
 
I took the dogs for a fairly early walk. As we drove the minister for education was on the radio co-incidentally talking about how expensive degrees are these days, and was singing the praises of degree apprenticeships. I can’t help but think that this is the way forward. When I was a lad at the Hastings Academy for Budding Geniuses, the school made no secret that the whole point of the school was to prepare you for university. Going to university was an end in itself. But back then the government gave you a grant. Now you get a loan, and run up debts. Far better to study while you work and get paid for it too. Why do people do these obscure degrees just to run up bills?
 
We got to the woods and had a good walk. As we walked we saw an animal running through the undergrowth… grey in colour and about the height of my coffee table. Too small for a deer, too large for a squirrel. I wonder what it was?
 
With walk walked we came home for a cuppa. I saw that Giana would like to be my friend on Facebook. If nothing else he (!) is quite open and says he has “created a whatsapp group for prostitution services”.
Community Standards, eh?
 
Leaving the dogs under the eagle eye of “er indoors TM I went down to Folkestone for dinner with “Daddy’s Little Angel TM” and “Darcie Waa Waa TM. Littlun likes Subway, so we went there. My Dad used to like Subway. I had the steak and cheese chipotle with all the extras that “Daddy’s Little Angel TM” recommended. Very nice. Sadly Subway’s desserts leave a lot to be desired so we went for McFlurries.
 
I came home, half built my new planter and got another coat of paint onto it, mowed the lawn, then finished building the planter. With it in place, it certainly looks better when you open the back door than the old spare bags of chippings did. It was a shame that the ground outside the back door isn’t level, but I got the spirit level out and wedging some off-cuts underneath soon sorted the problem.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up dinner which we scoffed whilst watching more “Race Across the World”. As we watched so Treacle was sick. Too many biscuits. Bailey had honked whilst I was out earlier. Too much poo-eating.
All we need is for Morgan to blow and we will have had a clean sweep.

 

8 May 2024 (Wednesday) - Tip Run, Carpentry

I woke a tad earlier than I might… I did have an alarm set. I watched another episode of “Missions” in which the writers again proudly showed their ignorance. So many sci-fi shows do this; a decent plot, believable characters… completely impossible scenarios. Why don’t the writers spend a few minutes talking to someone who knows about that which they clearly don’t?
I then had a look at the internet. There was quite a bit of talk about the Eurovision Song Contest this morning. For me it is like football in that I have absolutely no interest in it whatsoever, but everyone else seems to love it> I’m in a very small minority and I really wish I knew what I was missing.
The results of last week’s election of the Kent police commissioner had been announced. The incumbent retained his position… but with only twenty per cent of the electorate bothering to vote, it was hardly a ringing endorsement for the chap. And three thousand people spoiled their ballot papers. Had I bothered going up to the voting booth and drawing a big knob on the paper, I wouldn’t have been alone in doing so.
 
Leaving “er indoors TM and the dogs in bed I set off on a little mission. Pausing only briefly to cap five urban fits (it’s a Munzee thing) I went to the tip and unloaded my rubbish. As I heaved poggerd stuff into the tip some chap was struggling to get what I can only describe as a huge wide flattish bath out of the back of his pickup truck. I asked if he was seriously getting rid of it? He asked if I wanted it, so I pointed out what a wonderful pond liner it would make. The chap’s face lit up; this had never occurred to him.
With rubbish gone I came home, collected the dogs and went to the woods. We had a good walk; marred only by one little episode. As we walked we saw some woman fighting with a huge Alsatian. She clearly had no control over it, and with it being on a lead it was pulling her everywhere. Morgan and Bailey watched from a distance of ten yards. The woman saw them and started hysterically shrieking “On the lead! On the lead!” I called over to ask what she was shrieking about. She shouted that it was impossible to control a dog if it was off the lead. I whistled; Morgan and Bailey came straight back to me. I smiled at the idiot woman, shrugged, and walked off.
Four miles later we got back to the car, and found that whilst we’d been walking someone had closed the road from the A251 to the woods. I discovered that *after* I’d driven through the closed bit. According to the internet there’s a gas leak down the road past the woods. I shall pretend I don’t know anything about it when I drive through tomorrow.
 
We came home for a cuppa, then I popped to Wickes for a couple of garden sleepers. I then sawed them into bits, dug out one of the balustrades I salvaged from the old seat we used to have by the pond (until I put my arse through it) and painted them all up… Once I’d dug the paint out from underneath and behind everything else in the shed which I’d put on top of and in front of when I’d tidied the shed last weekend.
I also found a load of stuff that I’d meant to take to the tip this morning… woops!
I shall finish building my carpentry once the paint has dried.
 
I thought about fiddling about some more, but instead got my seeds in to soak then sat by the pond reading my Kindle until it was dinner time. We scoffed dinner whilst watching more “Race Across the World”. I find myself wondering more and more about how they got the contestants for this show; They probably could have got contestants less suited to race across the world, but it would have taken some doing.

7 May 2024 (Tuesday) - A Day at Work

I didn’t sleep well, and was awake far too early. I watched the first episode of something that I discovered on the Sky-Q box. “Missions”; a very strange TV show in which a French crew were supposedly the first to go to Mars. The show didn’t help itself in that it had clearly been written by someone who didn’t have the faintest idea about how space works, and the translation from the original French into English was rather iffy at best. There are those who would say that on the plus side one of the lady astronauts flopped them out, but sadly getting the jubblies out is often a cheap trick to beef up a weak TV show.
 
Having Munzed on the sofa for a bit I took a rather circuitous route to work Munzing twenty Points of Interest as I went. As I drove I listened to the radio. I've not heard the news for a while... not much had changed. One side in the conflict in Gaza wants a cease fire; the other doesn't. Am I being cynical in wondering that had the other side agreed to a cease-fire, how long would it have lasted.
There was talk about the new Scottish First Minister. The average Scot is (apparently) up in arms as the chap wasn't voted in by a general election. I sighed. This happens every time that a governing party in British politics selects a new leader. It isn't a new development. It's how Boris Johnson got in. So why don't the masses realise this.
And there was an interview with one of the leading lights in the Labour party who seemed to be unable to answer any question put to him. Like most politicians.
 
I got to work. Not having been there for a week I got my priorities right and booked some holiday. As I worked I had an email from B&Q: would I rate them on Trustpilot? Seriously? Interestingly sixty-eight per cent of their reviews are only one star. I’m not the only one who thinks they are crap.
Work was work… perhaps a tad dull. There was certainly a lot less physical effort than a lot of my day have had recently.
 
With work done we watched more “Race Across the World”. In the second season the contestants are charging across South America. There’s a lot less jungle and a lot more desert than I thought there was.
Today was a tad dull.