7 December 2015 (Monday) - Dentist, Stuff...

I slept like a log last night; sometimes I see every hour of the night, other times I am absolutely sparko. I was finally woken by the noise of a postman bashing on next door's front door shortly before 7am.
Most weekends in my life are busy; this one seems to have been especially so. I think I could really have done with taking today off work. Or perhaps I'm still somewhat under the weather from the excesses of Saturday.
"My Boy TM" is swearing off of the beer. I wonder if I should do the same. Or (at the very least) only drink a couple of pints rather than a couple of gallons in future.

Over brekkie I tried to see what was happening in cyberspace. I tried, but gave up. "Furry Face TM" was in a particularly soppy mood and was resting his chin on my hand. It is difficult to work the keyboard when he does that so I took him for a walk instead. As we walked we met all sorts of people and the vast majority of people were fine. Except one bloke. My dog was walking straight past him when (for no apparent reason) this chap started shrieking and jumping about seemingly in terror. This spooked "Furry Face TM" who woofed at him. Said nutter then started ranting at me abbout how all dogs should be on leads. I politetly gave him two minutes of my time before telling him to get knotted. Funnily enough not ten seconds later a couple of lads rode past on their bikes so I turned and watched to see what would happen when they caught up with the nutter. Sure enough he leapt about and started hollering at them too.

We came home, I pootled for a few minutes then went to the dentist. Bearing in mind the amount of letters they've recently sent me about the managerial and administrative changes they've been making I was expecting to see massive alterations around the place. i was disappointed; the only difference was that they had new chairs. Rather uncomfortable ones I thought.
The dentist rooted about in my gob, then whinged about why I don't go to their dental hygenist as often as I might. Apparently on my insurance plan I get two free visits to the hygenist every year. No one told me... or did they? Perhaps if they sent me less junk mail I might pay more attention to the mail they do send. But I made an appointment for next week to have the hygenist do her thing inside my gob.

I set off to work a little earlier than I might have done. I couldn't face the radio this morning so instead I sang along to the rude songs on one of my "Ivor Biggun" CDs. I drove to Canterbury via Wye where I had a little rummage in some undergrowth for a calendar-filling geocache for the day. I then went on to Morrisons where I joined the "ten items or less" queue and my piss boiled when I realised the chap in front had eleven items. I counted them.

I had this plan to buy "er indoors TM" a Christmas pressie from Go Outdoors. She was disappointed in her walking trousers so I thought I'd get har a new pair. But I got there to realise I have no idea what size she takes. So instead I went on to work.

Work was busy today...

6 December 2015 (Sunday) - Family Xmas Party

Yesterday I was voted "Geocacher of the Year" by the Kent caching fraternity. I'm still somewhat amazed at the honour. On reflection there are many people who do far more for the hobby than I do; all I do is ask if anyone fancies coming for a walk, arrange a meeting time and place and take loads of photos. Oh - and am generally rather noisy. But I got the award... I'm rathered flattered and very humbled.
I'd like to offer up a heartfelt "Thank You" to everyone who voted for me.

I felt a little fragile over brekkie; can't imagine why. I then took "Furry Face TM" for a little walk round the park. He chased some ducks and rolled in a dead rat. He seemed happy with that. I had intended to walk a lot further, but it was raining; that annoying fine rain which doesn't actually seem very heavy but gets you soaked. And I was soon soaked.
Once home I changed into dry clothes and over a cuppa I solved a geo-puzzle. I'd been pondering it (on and off) for the last couple of weeks. Yesterday I got to speak with the chap who'd set the puzzle. He gave me a pointer annd it turned out that I had been seriously over-complicating matters.
I then spent a couple of minutes organising a little walk for a calendar-filler day for two weeks time. If any of my loyal readers are at a loose end on the Monday before Christmas the details are on-line here.

"er indoors TM" then set off to Folkestone to collect "Daddies Little Angel TM" and her entourage. I then went to sit in Trap One for the fourth time of the morning (its a beer thing) then drove round to collect "My Boy TM" and his branch of the tribe. We then set off to Hastings, and pausing only brieflly for some McLunch we were soon at the annual family Christmas party. Bouncy castle, party games, a dancing display, even a visit from Santa; the annual Christmas bash is always a fun afternoon. I took several photos; it was only a shame we had to take the long way home as the A28 was apparently closed.

Once home I too "Furry Face TM" round the block quickly. It was still raining; we got soaked again. I showered, and with "er indoors TM" off bowling I spent the evening slobbed in front of the telly...

5 December 2015 (Saturday) - Geo-Christmas Party

Last night I was feeling rather tired. I had a reasonably early night and slept well.. I woke refreshed and raring to go only to see it was 2.20am. I rolled over and went baack to sleep. Before long I was embroiled in a rather vivid nightmare in which "Furry Face TM" had fallen from the sea wall in Dymchurch and had dislocated or broken his front right leg. I woke up sobbing pathetically.
Did I ever mention that I never wanted a dog?
It was still before 4am. In situations like this I sometimes find that getting up and doing something helps. So I got up and had a shave. It was a little cold as I scraped, but it worked; I was now tired. I then went back to bed and slept through till 7am.

I got up and opened today's window of my lego Advent Calendar. Today I had a little areoplane, so I took a photo and posted it on-line. Again this lego Advent Calendar seems to have developed a life of its own. I can't help but wonder what will happen tomorrow. It would be very easy to open all the windows and find out, but that would be cheating.

I took my dog for a walk. Some days we go for hours and hardly anything of note happens. Today was different. As we walked round past where the councill says horses aren't supposed to be (I counted ten horses today) we saw something odd. A random looney was doing his excercises on the footpath. So I filmed him for a while. The video wasn't as good as it might have been; when making clandestine videos of random looneys, sublety is everything.
As we walked past the random looney Fudge barked at him. Somewhat half-heartedly I thought.
From here we walked down to the bakery. Saturday morning is Belgian bun time. Lee's mum was behind the counter in the bakery. Lee was one of my cub scouts (twenty years ago) and at the time Lee's mum was rather foxy (woof!). She's still got it !! And she remembered me. Result !!

We came home, uploaded the video of the random looney to YouTube and scoffed the Belgian buns. Despite the serious plus factor of Lee's mum I wasn't impressed with mine.
We then made our way to ean where eight of us had a little geo-walk round Beacon Wood. It was a good wood to walk around; but I do feel that I could have done with a little more familiarity with the area; I did feel I was following the GPS arrow far more than following footpaths.
And from the woods we drove to the Kent County geo-Christmas event. It was *really* good; meeting with friends, eating cake... and I got voted "Geocacher of the Year"... for a moment I really was lost for words. I had a little drinkie (or two) to settle my nerves. It's just possible I might have had one too many...


4 December 2015 (Friday) - To Quote Bobby Chariot...

The noise of the torrential rain woke me at 1am; I woke to find my CPAP machine was going at full pelt trying to inflate me like a balloon. I took it off and dozed fitfully and intermittently until 3am when I put it back on again. I then slept like a log until two minutes before the alarm went off. If nothing else this proves that I don't really get any proper sleep without the thing blowing up my nose.
Has this finally put the kibosh on my going camping?

Over brekkie I watched the last episode of the current season of "Detectorists"; a gentle little comedy. It has beleivable characters and if the people are beleiveable then any story become plausible.

As I drove to work my piss boiled at the rubbish that was being spouted in the news. The pundits were all a-panic because the Kepler space probe has seen a huge solar flare from another star and the entire concept of solar flares was hitherto unknown to those who spout the daily news.
Apparently it came as a surprise to them that our sun could have a "hiccup" ant any moment and effectively blat out all of our electronics. Surely everyone knows this?

There was also the apparently sad tale of a family who have moved to France because the drugs to treat Duchenne's muscular dystrophy aren't available on the NHS. All I can say is that my friends who have Duchenne's muscular dystrophy are managing very well with what the NHS dishes out. Perhaps they might not be getting the very latest developments in the pharmaceutical world, but then the NHS did say that "more evidence from pharmaceuticals was needed on the benefits" before they'd squander precious resources on untried and unproven medicines. Perhaps the NHS has a point?

I stopped off at Morrisons for this and that. This and that came to £2.31. I didn't have that in change so I gave the nice lady on the till thirty one pence in change and a ten pound note. She looked at me as though I was the dog poo on her shoe, and she gave me eight pounds and four pence in change. Result!! - I was four pence up on the deal.

I got to work, did my bit, and saw an old friend.
Or so I thought.
This was someone I'd known for twenty years until I was professionally relocated to Canterbury. We'd been good friends; I'd taken her children camping (as Cub Scouts) more times than I could remember. I beamed smiles; she glanced at me, mumbled something, and hurried off.

After work I drove down to Woodchurch and paid the hall hire fees for the astro club for the next year. And then I drove on to the village green. The astro club was having a short-notice observing session whilst being interviewed by the nice man from Radio Kent.
It would have been nice if there were a few less clouds; it would have been nice if there were a few more people along. Whilst I realise it was short notice, I did feel that only three non-committee people turning up out of a membership of (about) a hundred was rather disappointing. But the nice man from the radio seemed impressed with what we did for him.
 
Now to program "Hannah" for tomorrow...


3 December 2015 (Thursday) - Another Calendar Day

I diidn't sleep well; I was too over-excited about our victory in the vegetable nativity competitiion. I finally gave up tryig to sleep shortly after 5.30am and had a look at today's offering from my lego advent calendar. For some inexplicable reason the song "The Rainbow Connection" (by Kermit the Frog) seemed to be stuck in my head.
Despite being over fifty years old (and being a grandfather) maturity sometimes eludes me.

Over brekkie (shared with a still-smelly dog) I watched this week's episode of "After Hours". After five episodes I have finally realsied that the show is set in Lincolnshire and not on the Isle of Wight.

I took a rather circuitous route to work today. Being a "geo-calendar day" I needed to log one geo-find today so I drove out to Hastingleigh where I made rather hard work of finding a little magnet stuck inside a metal gate.
The location of this hide seemed very familiar; I'm sure I've geo-hunted there before.

As I drove the talk on the radio was all about Parliament's decision to start bombing Syria. Will bombing Syria actually affect the terrorists that the bombing is supposed to target? I can't help but feel that there will be a lot of innocents caught up in the violence and that anyone who should actually be bombed will be nowhere near the target zones. Those being interviewed on the radio suggessted that a large factor in the decision was that britain's bombing would help the Prime Minister's political posturing on the global stage.

There was also a lot of talk about how many MPs have felt they have been bullied recently in order to sway their vote for or against the bombing.
Jeremy Corby has said that he won't stand for bullying in the Labour party. Within reason he has a point, but... I blame society (and the schools).
Fewer and fewer people these days are able to actually form a coherent argument or can disagree without deliberately causing offence which can be misconstrued. And more and more it seems to me that what one person sees as a heartfelt argument about a deeply felt conviction is so often seen as bullying by another person who is unwilling to see any point of view other than their own.

I got to work and after the recent excitement of the vegetable nativity, today was rather dull. Busy, but dull.
Once home I took "Furry Face TM" round the block. As we walked I heard the distinctive sound of chicken bones being crunched. Someone had dropped KFC bones and he had them. Twice.

Seeing how he'd had KFC it was only fair we had the same...


2 December 2015 (Wednesday) - We Won !!!!!

I woke up in desperate need of the loo at 3am (it's an "old man" thing) and was surprised at just how cold the house was. However there was a reason for it; the back door was wide open. I went round the house and had a quick roll-call. All were present, I coouldn't see any burglars, and presumably no one was in the back garden so I closed and locked the door.
I didn't really get back to sleep after that. I lay awake listening to "er indoors TM" snoring before finally getting up at 7am. I spent a little while learning how to operate the auto-focus on my phone's camera, then carried on pruning the list of people I follow on social media. Much as I like the entire concept of "social media" it only really works for me if actually know the person who is spouting twaddle. Whenever I look on-line so often I find myself wondering exactly who all these people are.

The plan for today had been to take a day's annual leave to help "Daddies Little Angel TM" move house. To cut a very long and convoluted story short she didn't move today. So beaing in mind that last year I lost holiday where I didn't use it all, I decided to carry on taking today as holiday.

I took "Furry Face TM" for his morning constitutional. As we walked we saw Jimbo driving to work so I shouted abuse (as one does) only to find it wasn’t Jimbo; it was some random little old lady. Woops (!)
We walked out as far as Park Farm, replaced a missing geocache, and came home via some fox poo in Willesborough Dykes. That dog hadn’t been off the lead for more than a minute before he’s smothered himself in the foul-smelling muck.
We cut short our walk and came straight home. Bath time !! But despite vigourous and prolonged scrubbing he remained a tad whiffy all day.

I was about to do the monthly accounts when the phone rang. Someone whose name clearly wasn’t Kevin (as he claimed) demanded to be told how my name was pronounced. He spelled my name out; "c-o-l-q-u-o-n" then got quite aggressive when I told him this wasn’t my name. I wasted ten minutes of his time before hanging up on him.

I set about the monthly accounts and on seeing that no payments had been taken for the buildings and contents insurance since September I gave the company a ring. The nice lady (Nikki) was very helpful; payments were due to start again next month. But when she checked our data there was a problem. Because we live within four hundred metres of a river our current insurer won’t touch us. The nice lady said she’d get back to us… after an hour she did.
Because some twit at the Environment Agency claims we live in an area with a high risk of flooding our monthly building and contents insurance premiums have been doubled.

A day's holiday is never complete without ironing; if nothing else I got to try out my new ironing board cover today. Quite sexy if you like that sort of thing. As I ironed I watched a film. "Rise of the Footsoldier" is a rather violent film about drug gangs in Essex. I quite liked it; I thought I'd give it a go as the sequel is coming out soon and there is talk of "My Boy TM" taking his old man to the cinema.
As I watched, my phone beeped. A message. The judging of the vegetable nativity had taken place and the winner announced. It was us! Our team had won! Result !! It was only a shame I coldn't have been there for the victory.

With ironing done I spent an hour or so working on my new Wherigo, and once I was Wheri-ed out I sorted my undercrackers whilst watching "Upstairs Downstairs"; far more genteel than "Rise of the Footsoldier". So much so that I doozed off only to be woken by "er indoors TM" coming home from work.
We downed a rather good bottle of plonk over a rather good bit of dinner. "er indoors TM" does boil up a decent bit of scran...

1 December 2015 (Tuesday) - Stuff

Again I slept well; waking only minutes before the alarm. I got up and wasted quite a bit of time trying to find a container in which I could transport my parsnip dalek to work.
Over brekkie I watched the most recent episode of "South Park"; much as I giggled I distinctly got the impression that unless one was seriously up to date with current American politics much of the show would go over your head. Mind you, with that in mind I was grateful that it doesn't seem to be just my small part of the work that is struggling with the "politically correct" crackpot brigade.

As I drove to work (as always) I listened to the news. The Japanese have decided to defy world opinion and carry on hunting whales in the Antarctic. Personally I'm of the opinion that why do we have a navy if not to stop this sort of thing. The navies of the civilised world should go and reason with the whalers, and if they don't turn around, torpedo them. Personally I wouldn't stop to pick up survivors, but I can be somewhat harsh.
I was also somewhat peeved to read the story of a pensioner who successfully sued Apple for inadvertanetly wiping all his personal data when he took his phone for repair.
Has this fool never heard of the term "backup"?

I got to work for the early shift. It wasn't long before everyone was in. Quite a few people had brought in their contributions for the vegetable nativity, and there is no denying that my parsnip dalek looked quite pathetic in comparison to other people's efforts. Mind you this vegetable nativity competition is a team effort; I'm confident of our victory.

And so home. As I walked "Furry Face TM" we saw "nasty next door" parking their car. She made a point of completely blanking me. She's done that consistently for the last ten years. It is getting rather wearing.
After our walk I opened the first window of my lego advent calendar. And then spent a little while trying to work out how to start this year's story. Every year I do my advent calendar ramblings. And every year I *could* start preparing when I get the thing in August. I don't though. I wait until when I am supposed to open it.
I wonder where this year's story will take us. Personally I'm hoping for a return of RU12, Arbuthnot Fink and the felonius miscreant. (Who?)

Being Tuesday the clans gathered and we watched last Saturday's episode of Doctor Who. It was better on the second viewing..