2 January 2023 (Monday) - Lazy Day

For the second day this year (!) the forecast of “constant heavy rain all day” was changed overnight to “no rain at all”. This got me wondering.
I spent a little while having a look on-line at the accuracy of the ability of weather forecasts to predict rain and couldn’t find any information. Forecasts are  claimed to be eighty to ninety per cent accurate in getting the temperature right to within a couple of degrees, and pretty much everything I could find about forecasting accuracy was based on temperature. Not rain.
I suppose it was probably as well that the forecast was wrong. The forecast rain had put me off of going to Scarborough today. Over the last week a walrus has been sitting on the sea front there, and I worked out that if we left home at four o’clock in the morning we could get there, see the walrus, and still be home (after a six hundred miles round trip) before it was dark.
The forecast rain put us off the idea of going, and that was for the best as the Internet said that overnight the walrus has shoved off to wherever it is that walruses shove off to.
 
We thought better of taking the dogs to the woods; with no rain the woods would be full of normal people. Instead we took the dogs to Great Chart where we did a geo-adventure lab (and got an e-souvenir too), then walked a little way up the Greensand Way. As we came toward the railway so Bailey went rogue. She was eventually recaptured, and we cut the walk short.
 
“er indoors TM jigsaw-ed whilst I watched “Escape to Victory” which I can remember being a far better film that it was this afternoon, then with “er indoors TM off shopping I made myself comfortable with the dogs and watched several episodes of “Four In A Bed” in which the one obsessed with cleanliness turned out to have a mildew-ridden mattress.
I did snigger.
 
We had a rather good bit of dinner which we scoffed whilst watching the New Year’s special episode of “Taskmaster”, and I’m thinking about an early night before an early start tomorrow.
I never used to like having utterly lazy days… but I seem to be getting the hang of them.

1 January 2023 (Sunday) - New Year's Day

I managed to sleep for over eight hours last night and wake up with no backache this morning. Here’s hoping that this bodes well for the New Year. When I got up “er indoors TM had already seen to the puppies as well… something else that can continue…
 
I made toast and sparked up my lap-top. It wasn’t raining outside, and I sighed as I saw that the weather forecast had changed completely overnight. Why are they (“they” being the entire meteorological community) allowed to continue issuing forecasts when what they say is so often so completely wrong. They really do seem to say any old rubbish and then change it at the last minute to conform with what actually happens.
 
Before I had chance to get wound up by the usual trivia that abounds on-line I had a message. “My Boy TM”’s shed roof had gone west. Did I have any roofing felt?
I got the felt that was in the shed, some clout nails and a hammer and drove round to his house. Sure enough during the winds of last night a great lump of the felt on his shed roof had come off. Amazingly when his shed was built, whoever made it didn’t build it so’s the two roof panels met – along the top of his shed was a gap an inch wide and seven feet long covered only by roofing felt… the same roofing felt which had blown off overnight, and so his she was awash.
It didn’t take long to fix… When I say “fix”, I mean “bodge”. We’ve made it good for now. Once the wood of the shed roof dries out we’ll replace all the shed’s roofing felt and sort out the wooden edges too. Or that is “My Boy TM” will fix it and I will generally get in the way, make “helpful” suggestions and post photos of the antics to social media.
 
I came home, collected “er indoors TMand the dogs and we went up to Kings Wood for a little walk. We made a point of keeping the dogs on their leads until another group had got a way away. There was a group with some disabled dogs; three dogs all with their rear ends in a wheelchair arrangement, all zooming about propelled by their front legs. They seemed to be having fun, but the puppies can get in the way, and Treacle can be grumpy so we kept our distance.
We then walked our usual four mile circuit round the woods. The woods were busy today. I suppose being a Bank Holiday weekend they would be.
 
With walk walked and fox poo scrubbed from dogs (they can be such foul creatures) “er indoors TM set about her jigsaw puzzle, and I settled myself in front of the telly. “The Bridge Over The River Kwai” is a classic film, and has stood the test of time far better than today’s second film “Daleks' Invasion Earth 2150 A.D.” which was sadly on the lame side.
I would have turned it off and played Lego had Morgan and Bailey not been sleeping on me, but they were, and you can’t disturb a sleeping dog. It’s the law.
 
I then made this year’s birthday video. You’ll see it on your birthday. “er indoors TM sorted some rather good lamb shanks which we washed down with a bottle of rioja whilst watching the New Year Bake Off.
It’s been a rather good day off, if a lazy one… It was only a shame there was no geocaching walk planned for today. Apart from one locked-down year there has been a major meet-up of the Hunters of Tupperware on every New Year’s Day for as long as I’ve been hunting Tupperware.
I’m hoping that no event today was just a blip.

31 December 2022 (Saturday) - New Year's Eve

I was again plagued with nightmares about the where I used to work ten years ago. What’s that all about? I’m well out of that place.
I made toast and had a look at the Internet as I do. The New Year Honours List had been published in which seemingly random people are chosen and given a medal, whilst others who’ve done exactly the same thing (often for longer) got nothing. Take the England Women’s football team that did very well earlier in the year for example. Four of the team got medals. There were over twenty in the team – what about the others?
Various celebrities got awards ostensibly for their charity work… it’s rather easier to do charity stuff when you have the time and money to do so…
Quite a few civil servants and NHS managers also got singled out too, and got public recognition for doing the job for which they are paid. Meanwhile voluntary leaders of scout groups and all sorts of clubs and societies go unrecognised.
It’s high time the UK’s honours system was revisited and made fit for purpose
It’s a rant I’ve ranted before, but one which needs to be ranted. Why should I put myself out for a place of work, missing endless children’s birthday parties and family events and having nightmares about it years later, when the manager (who was part of a management board under which the hospital got the lowest possible rating from the government inspector and consequently put into special measures) gets given an MBE?
 
Leaving “er indoors TM and Treacle in bed, I took the puppies out to Dog Club. As we drove so the rain hossed down, but it stopped as we got to the car park, so I decided to persevere; if the heavy rain came back we could easily run back to the car and come home. Over a dozen people had thought the same, and despite the field being a quagmire, we had an excellent Dog Club meeting. Especially Morgan who managed to find and roll in a quite impressive range of poo. As something of a first today he was sporting a six-inch-wide smear of bird poo on his right shoulder. Have I ever mentioned that dogs are feral creatures?
Morgan was covered in poo; many of the other dogs were caked in mud. Very impressively caked.
After forty minutes our session was up and the bigger dogs arrived. Morgan wanted to play with them too, and had to be dragged away. I felt rather sorry for the two groups following us. The field was muddy enough when we were there; after our dogs and the medium dogs had been at the field I dread to think what state the ground would have been in for the biggest dogs who come in for the last session.
 
As we drove home so I phoned “er indoors TM and gave instructions to prepare the bath, a scrubbing brush and industrial quantities of dog shampoo.
She scrubbed the dogs as I changed into clean (and dry) trousers, and with dogs scrubbed we had a cuppa and a Belgian bun. Today’s came from Lidl and was rather good. Over the years we’ve become connoisseurs of the Belgian bun. The best come from the co-op, and the poorest (amazingly) come from our local family baker’s shop which is just down the road.
 
With the rain showing no sign of letting up we loaded ourselves and the dogs into the “er indoors TM-mobile and went round to Singleton Barn where the Hunters of Tupperware were gathering for the New Year’s Eve meet-up. A couple of dozen of us had a very good meet-up. There was a minor disaster when we were asked to move to make space for a group that had pre-booked only to find (fifteen minutes later) that the pre-booked group was us.
We had a good bit of dinner, and then came home where “er indoors TM got on with her jigsaw and I and the dogs snored for an hour or so.
 
“er indoors TM sorted dinner, and we spent a rather dull evening watching (appropriately) episodes of “Not Going Out” and scoffing choccies until it was time to tune in to the New Year Zoom meet-up. In the past we’ve always had New Year parties, but with COVID we moved to on-line meet-ups, and I wasn’t keen to leave the dogs so late at night.
A dozen of us chatted until the fireworks went off at midnight… well a dozen chatted. I sat quietly as my stomach rumbled as I’d eaten far too many choccies.
 
I suppose it is time for something of a retrospective. It has been a rather eventful year.
  • I had my nose surgically re-bored (for the third time)
  • I got COVID and missed a holiday
  • We got the puppies
  • I got a new granddaughter
  • We had a week in Gran Canaria
  • I buried two family rats
  • We had a week in the New Forest
  • My Dad had  major stroke and died
  • I pranged my car
  • I joined dog club and Lego club
  • We had an excellent family pub crawl round Rye
  • To say nothing of the country having had three Prime Minister, the Queen dying and our getting a new King
Happy New Year one and all… I wonder what we’ll get in 2023?