30 June 2026 (Tuesday) - Cheap Plonk

I woke feeling full of beans and raring to go... at half past one. I then lay awake for much of the rest of the night before giving up and getting up just before five o'clock.
I made toast and watched an episode of "The Handmaid's Tale" in which I got scouting flashbacks. Rather than talking, the lead character of the show was doing this arty-acting-thing where she was supposedly communicating her feelings by pouting and smiling and looking wistfully at the camera. Back in the day when I was a Cub Scout leader one of “My Boy TM's contemporaries used the same technique to communicate. Rather than speaking, he would go up to someone and grimace. He seriously expected people to know what he wanted simply by pulling strange faces at them, and his success at communication was on a par with her in the TV show this morning.
And with telly watched I got another coat of woodstain onto the wood which I sawed yesterday, then set off for work.
 
It was a shame that I'd forgotten that there were traffic works in Chart Road, but they only delayed me by ten minutes. I was soon on my way up the motorway listening to the pundits on the radio who were spouting their usual brand of drivel as they do. There was so much talk about Andy Burnham. At the moment he really can do no wrong... it will only be a matter of time before he is out on his arse like all the rest.
And there was a lot of talk about a national review of midwifery. Some woman from some pressure group or other was being interviewed. She really boiled my piss when she referred to babies that had been "killed by the NHS". Was she seriously saying that health care professionals were going out of their way to cause harm? That was the message that I got. Admittedly the NHS isn't perfect, but giving air-time to this sort of ranting does absolutely nothing for staff morale, does it?
 
I popped in to Sainsburys to get lunch , then went into work. Earlier than I might have done. I spent quite a bit of time teaching one of the trainees the mysteries of blood film morphology, but as the day wore on the bad night's sleep did weigh on me. 
 
I walked out of work past the hospital’s league of fiends (!) shop who were again knocking out fruit. I got a punnet of strawberries from them, and took a diversion to Aldi to get some cream.
Coming home was hard work. The motorway was seemingly full of idiots trying to constantly tail-end everyone. I remembered not to drive down Chart Road, but not doing so took me through the town centre… I was only twenty minutes late home.
 
I got another coat of woodstain onto my sawn wood, and we watched the last episodes of “Canal Boat Diaries” as we scoffed dinner. We washed it down with a bottle of plonk; we got a job lot of cheap plonk. At three quid a bottle it wasn’t at all bad. We’ve paid far more for far worse…
And those strawberries were rather good too.

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