24 January 2026 (Saturday) - A Wassail

I had another restless night. I gave up trying to sleep at half past five, got up, made toast and watched another episode of “Future Man” and still couldn’t decide whether or not I liked the show.
I sparked up my lap-top and had a little look at the Internet in case it had changed overnight. It rarely does, but you never know. Pretty much nothing had changed overnight really.
As I pootled on-line so Gold Radio was playing “House of the Rising Sun” by The Animals. Many, many years ago that was the favourite record of my best mate of the time. For a few years we were inseparable; best of buddies in the Boys Brigade… but we left school and went our separate ways. I became me, he became a very successful businessman. I stalked him on-line this morning. He’s currently one of the directors of Lloyds bank. I’ve sent overtures of friendship over the years… sadly he’s moved on from associating with the likes of me.
 
I Munzed, and using my strategy of starting with a five-letter word that I have just written, I Wordled from “likes” to “cliff” in five goes, then got ready for work.
 
I set off west-wards through the -hursts and the -dens listening to the radio as I do.  There was a *lot* of talk about last night's episode of "The Traitors". It was as well we watched it last night; spoilers abounded this morning. I thought they would though. I can remember getting up at two o'clock in the morning to watch episodes of "Game of Thrones" because by the time the morning came spoilers would be abounding. I can remember going to buy one of the later Harry Potter books at midnight one Friday night and spending the weekend reading the book as fast as I could so I could then deliberately give spoilers to someone I knew who couldn't stop himself doing exactly that whenever he could.
And apparently there is to be a major shake-up for the country' police. Some forces will merge, and individual coppers will have to keep up to date with changes in modern policing... There's a novelty. They will have to do continuous professional development... like I've been doing for years.
 
I stopped off at Tesco in Pembury to get Belgian buns for lunch, and whilst I was at it I got myself an almond croissant for second brekkie. When I work at the weekends I often go to the works canteen for the cooked breakfast. It is always a disappointment. An almond croissant is far better and about a third of the price.
 
I did my bit at work, but I was only on for the morning, and was home shortly before two o’clock. We scoffed the Belgian buns then went round to the park where a Wassail was taking place. I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it was something of a disappointment really. A burger stall, a burger van, a cider stall, an overpriced tat stall and a bunch of Morris dancers…
A Wassail is an old English tradition harping back to the days of Margaret Thatcher in which the unscrupulous milk the gullible for every last penny. Bottles of cider at a fiver each and burgers starting from six quid flying off the stalls… tradition was honoured.
We had a little walk, and came home. It was too cold to wassail for too long.
 
I had a look at the monthly accounts. As always they could be a whole lot better, but they could be a whole lot worse.
We then watched this week’s episode of “Star Trek: Starfleet Academy” which was rather good, but in retrospect nothing actually happened.
And then we sparked up the Infinity Table and had a rather good evening. We played “Ticked to Ride” and shelled out the amazing sun of two pounds fifty pence for the Scandinavia and Switzerland maps, and having played them we then had a go at India and Asia as well. And then Chris came on-line and we played Trouble and Sorry and Scrabble. “Dux” – more than one duck (!)
 
I started to wilt at about half past eleven which (bearing in mind the four pints of Timmy Taylor) I thought was rather good for me these days…

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