30 December 2025 (Tuesday) - Satay Sticks, Toilet Ghosts

I slept through till half past four which, bearing in mind I had an alarm set, wasn’t bad at all. I was wide awake, so I got up, made toast and watched an episode of “The Young Ones”. As I watched I sorted the undercrackers which I’d washed and dried last night. “er indoors TM sorts dinner, I sort the undercrackers. It suits me just fine.
 
I had a look at the internet to see if I’d missed much. I hadn’t really. There was a bit of a squabble on one of the Facebook pages I follow which is about the Poldark books. Someone claiming to be the biggest fan of the series had never actually read any of the books, but had the TV show on DVD…
I sent birthday wishes to my brother – he was the first one to get next year’s birthday video. I wonder if the card we posted yesterday arrived.
I Munzed, and got ready for work. Some people don’t go back for another week… To be honest I’d rather have time off work when it suits me, not when it is cold and it is dark by mid-afternoon.
 
I set off to work through the rain. The weather forecast had been for a dry morning. Ho hum... I stopped off at the co-op to get lunch. Getting lunch at the co-op is something of an adventure in that if I go to Sainsburys they are far better stocked, and I get what I want and consequently I have the same thing every day (coronation chicken sandwich followed by carrot batons with humous dip). The co-op is never well-stocked at half past six, and so I have to have what they've got, and so I get something different each time. This morning it was a cheese and ham sandwich with chicken satay sticks.
 
I drove up the motorway listening to the morning's business news. The business news always amazes me; I really should formally study economics to understand how it all works. Every time I listen to the business news they talk about the share prices and market confidence and the personality of the head honchos of the various firms. They never (and I seriously mean *never*) talk about the actual quality of the products of the companies that are doing well or going under. What these companies sell would seem to be utterly unconnected to their commercial success.
Take Guinness for example. Type "Is the Guinness company doing well?" into Google and you will see that they are laughing all the way to the bank. However over the last few weeks I've tried about ten different stouts, and Guinness is by far the worst of the bunch.  Don't get me wrong - it's not a bad drop. But pints like the Badger brewery's Master Stoat, Hobgoblin's Dark Stout or ever Sainsburys own Taste the Difference Chocolate Orange stout are far better. I've done blind taste tests on Guinness fans recently (last week) who were very surprised to realise just how poor their preferred drink compares to its competitors. However the makers of those competing stouts are clearly doing something wrong as a far better product clearly doesn't make far better profits.
 
And there was a lot of talk about toilet ghosts which would seem to be a big thing in Japan. Apparently Japanese children regularly bang three times on the door of the third toilet stall from the wall in any public lavatory, and chant “Are you there Hanako-san?"... and desperately hope that no one replies. Because if she answers, Hanako-san will ask them to play and will kill them as part of the game. However if she doesn't answer then the children run the risk of being eaten by a three-headed lizard.
Personally I would keep quiet, but what do I know? Harry Potter never had that problem with Moaning Myrtle.
 
And it would seem that the UK hedgehog population is in serious decline.
 
I went in to the early shift and did my thing. We were far busier than we used to be back in the day between Christmas and the New Year, but still nowhere near as busy as usual. A lot of people really do hold off going to see the doctor when it doesn't suit them. I'm reminded of a GP's biography I once read in which a GP with many years of experience claimed that ninety per cent of the patients who came to him would get better anyway regardless of anything he might do.
 
At lunch break I scoffed what I'd bought earlier. It was rather good. And it was then that I had a message from the geo-feds. I thought there would be issues with setting up an EarthCache at Camber Castle... The first hurdle is that the place is a scheduled ancient monument and as such I will need formal permission from English Heritage. It's rather silly because anyone doing the EarthCache would be doing so as they walked along a public footpath. Loads of people do that every day already and don't need any formal permission, but rules is rules. I've sent the nice people at English Heritage an email. I got an automated reply... I didn't expect to get anything back from them properly until the New Year, but when I came home I had a reply saying that my query had been forwarded to the appropriate department, so that’s a step in the right direction. 
 
I’ve got a sore throat… hope I’m not sickening for something…

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