11 November 2026 (Wednesday) - Rain, Puzzle Club

With no alarms set I slept through until after eight o’clock. I got up, saw it was raining, sighed, and made toast. I sighed again as I peered into the Internet. Some idiot had the hump because he’s lost his legal case. He had sued the local bus company because he felt that the rainbow logo on the bus offended his religious sensibilities, but ironically lost his case for the simple reason that he’d sued the wrong bus company. Would he have won if he’d sued the right company?
Another idiot thought he had found incontrovertible evidence that Noah’s Ark was real and (somehow) consequently all of modern science was wrong, and was asking for financial contributions to prove his theories. And another religious crackpot was comparing modern society with “Salmon and Gamora”.
I get a load of religious nonsense on my Facebook feed; none of the righteous can ever explain why their god never comes up with the cash. Somehow the AI algorithm at Facebook would seem to have lumped religious crackpot-ism in with flat Earth nonsense and anti-vaccination bollox… oh, there’s a *lot* of it out there.
 
I Munzed. I opened two Qrates, and I had an email saying that Munzee HQ had sorted my issue with the missing Widdlz Workshop. I Wordled. Starting with “wrong” didn’t give me a single right letter. I started again with “table” and got it with “bless” on the third go.
And then seeing how it was still raining I got on with the ironing.
 
As I ironed I watched the last episodes of “The Doll”. It was an odd show. I thought it was going to be a Polish version of “Upstairs Downstairs”; it featured some successful and rich businessman who was looked down on by all the other nobs because he wasn’t an aristocrat… even though he had tons of money and they didn’t have a pot to piss in. It also featured some glamourous young woman who everyone seemed to want to marry, even though she was horrible. A lot of the plot hinged around someone or other having set light to a boat for no apparent reason. I can only think the show lost a lot in translation.
 
The rain stopped; we went to the woods. As we walked we met another dog walker we know by sight, and the foragers were having a little (great big) campfire. They seemed happy enough; in theory there’s no fires allowed in the woods, in practice not my circus, not my monkeys.
We walked our usual route without any episodes. Nor any fracases, altercations or ding-dongs either. I suppose I should really grade the severity of our (my) incidents really, shouldn’t I?
 
We came home. I Meowdoku-ed, and had a look at some geo-puzzles. I solved one… and then “er indoors TM” drove me round to the New Chimneys and Puzzle Club. For some time there’s been talk of a Kent geocaching puzzle club and tonight was our first meeting. We already have monthly geo-meet-ups, but they are more of a social thing. The idea for tonight was to get together to share ideas and suggestions about solving geo-puzzles. I must admit I had high hopes but low expectations, but the meeting went rather well. No one was handing out answers (like I’ve heard happens at other puzzle clubs) but instead we talked about puzzles that some of us had solved and those who’d solved them gave suggestions and pointers. And we looked at puzzles that none of us had solved and brainstormed. We had fifteen people along… we shall certainly do this again.

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