28 February 2025 (Friday) - Calories

What with “er indoors TM, littlun and the dogs all up in the attic room I slept rather well, but was still wide awake at half past four.  I got up, made toast and scoffed it whilst watching an episode of "Star Trek: Discovery". I'd forgotten that I was a season behind with it. The show was rather good; it was only a shame that when watching stuff on the Paramount Plus app you can't fast-forward through the adverts. However you can make a mental note of what company the advert was for, and being sure not to use their products.  As I was once told by a boss many years ago, there's more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
I remember the chap who gave me that sage advice had just been told off by his boss for taking too long at a tea break. He gave me that advice, then went off early to his lunch break and came back (drunk) four hours later. 
 
I scraped the ice from the car then drove round to Sainsbury's to get petrol. Have you ever driven round Ashford at six o'clock? There's some very odd people on the roads at that time of day who seem to think that speed limits don't apply that early in the morning and get very cross whenever I drive at the speed limit. They always fly past me at the earliest opportunity and whizz off dangerously at breakneck speeds in what are residential areas.
I got my petrol, then headed west-wards through the -hursts and the -dens to Pembury.
 
As I drove the pundits on the radio were talking about the Prime Minister's meeting with Donald Trump yesterday. Apparently the Prime Minster is claiming that the talks went very well. The more cynical observers being interviewed think that the talks went well because the King invited Mr Trump over for an official state visit. It was claimed that Mr Trump goes for that sort of thing, and an example was cited from his first presidency when he apparently took more notice of an Australian golfer than of the Australian government.
There was also talk about how farmers aren't letting their sheep graze on Dartmoor as sheep theft has reached epic proportions.
All the country's meat suppliers are adamant that they check on where their meat comes from, but someone's shifting humongous proportions of hooky lamb.
 
I'd left for work early today. Usually the roads to Pembury aren't the easiest to get through,  but there were only three sets of temporary traffic lights today and I got there far too early. If nothing else it meant that I could park.
I did my bit. There as cake. However in a herculean effort of self-control I didn't scoff any. That was about five hundred calories I saved.  Another saving was getting a box of fruit with my meal deal lunch I got from the petrol station. That fruit box was two hundred and twenty calories less than the bag of crisps I usually get. 
I find this calorie counting is much easier when I've had a walk round the woods with the dogs as that usually gives me an extra six hundred calories to play with.
 
And here’s a thought… I’m doing this diet because on 10 January my GP randomly messaged me to say they would like me to go into the surgery to give them a blood pressure reading from their self-service machine. I did – it was 167 / 89.
Three days later they asked if I would get myself a monitor and give them blood pressure readings twice daily for a week. Over the week it averaged well into the stage two hypertension category.
Two weeks after I gave them the readings I had a telephone appointment with a pharmacist (i) who said everything about blood pressure that I’d read on Google and didn’t tell me anything I didn’t already know. She suggested blood tests and an ECG which were then done last week (a further two weeks later).
It’s now eight weeks since I found I’ve got high blood pressure and I’m still waiting to see a doctor.

27 February 2025 (Thursday) - More Pressure-Washing

I slept well until Treacle woke me with her barking at eight o’clock. “er indoors TM had not taken her to the loo with her, and Treacle wasn’t happy about that.
I made toast and had a look at the Internet. It was still there. Consternation was being expressed this morning about the local council’s decision to demolish a large area of the town centre. Quite a few people were indignantly asking where they were going to go shopping now. I suspect they will go get their shopping from the same place where they were expressing their indignation. I don’t think I’ve bought anything from that shopping mall in years. There’s all sorts of twee maxims about supporting local businesses, but why should people pay way over the odds for things you can get delivered to your doorstep the very next day?
From what I can see the place has an endless succession of shops opening, not being able to afford the rent, and closing again. I can’t remember the last time I was there.
I was reminded of the Eurostar which stopped calling at Ashford. No one ever used it, but complained what the service stopped *because* no one used it.
A lot of people were blaming the local council. Admittedly they have made the decision to demolish, but as I’ve said before, we get the local council that we vote for. To paraphrase the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, anyone who is capable of getting themselves elected should on no account be allowed to do the job.
 
Once I’d Munzed and Wordled I took the dogs out. As I drove “In Our Time” was on the radio. Sometimes that is a really interesting and insightful program. Other times… today’s was about the historical interpretation of the Hindu goddess Kali. Whilst I am sure there are many people who would be enthralled, I wasn’t. I turned the radio off.
We had a good walk round the woods. It was a tad muddy, but we expected that. As we walked we rolled in fox poo, chewed on a bone of some sort, played with a dead frog… all the standard sort of thing we do.
We walked for four miles and came home for a bath. With soap.
 
I had a cuppa, then got out the mains-powered pressure washer. The battery-powered one is very quick to set up but is really not a heavy-duty thing. The mains-powered one takes quite a bit of setting up, but once it’s ready it is good to do large areas quickly. I went over what had taken me several hours with the battery-powered one in half an hour. Admittedly it did generate quite a flood, but it got the job done. Mind you when I say “half an hour”, that didn’t include running out the hose pipe, getting it all set up and tidying away again afterwards.
I just buffed up the patio and a few stepping stones and gave the drain a blast. I’m not going to give the garden a proper cleaning until all the bugs have finished hibernating.
 
I had planned to pootle until my back wouldn’t take any more; after an hour and a half I got a few twinges, so I packed up and had a little look at the fish tank. It’s been a week since I got shot of the undergravel filter (which wasn’t doing much) and replaced it with a filter on the side of the tank. It has done wonders, but every evening when I feed the fish they then dig up the gravel and stir up muck. But last night I realised that they were stirring up far less much than they had been doing. So I cleaned out the new filter. It was full of gunge. In the past when they’ve stirred up the muck it has obviously just gone straight back into the gravel. This new filter is getting the muck out. I should have got one years ago.
Feeling flushed with success I put a load of undercrackers in to scrub. As the washing machine did its thing I wrote up some CPD, then made some toast for dinner.
 
I tried watching some telly this afternoon. I turned to Netflix and gave “Sense8” a go. After an hour I turned it off. There was no plot that I could fathom, and I’ve no time for a show that takes several episodes to get going. It had its chance and blew it. Similarly “Vicious” was also crap. No end of canned laughter makes a show funny if it isn’t actually funny.
 
My favourite lady came home with her grandmother this evening. She’s having a sleepover with us. So far she’s eaten an orange pepper, bossed the dogs about (and snogged them all), accused me of wanting her crisps, and told her grandmother off for not giving me my dinner.
She’s currently giving out the orders to Morgan, Treacle and “er indoors TM. Bailey is hiding on the sofa with me.

Littlun can be hard work sometimes…

26 February 2025 (Wednesday) - Early Shift, Telly, Fembots

I slept well, but was wide awake at four o’clock. I lay awake for a bit, then gave up trying to sleep, got up and watched another episode of “Sick Note” then had a little look at the Internet. Our new MP was posting more propaganda from the Labour party. He’s been in post for several months now, and I’m rather disappointed in him. The last chap did very little but post to social media attempting to take the credit for other people’s efforts. This new chap just posts Labour party propaganda to social media.
I don’t really know what I was expecting from a Labour party MP, but taking over from a Conservative who had been caught with porn on his computer I had been expecting more.
 
There wasn’t much else going on, so I got ready for work. It was starting to get light as I left home this morning, and the seagulls were squawking like things possessed. I wonder what had wound them up.
I walked to where I'd parked the car yesterday evening. It was quite a way away. I scraped off the ice and drove round to the co-op. Having loads of change from the Dog Club pot I asked if they'd be interested in having my pound coins in exchange for notes. 
They were.
 
I then set off up the motorway listening to the pundits on the radio as I went.  As I went there was all sorts of talk about Donald Trump. He's said that America wants dibs on Ukrainian mineral deposits. Bearing in mind how much the Americans have done for the Ukrainians that's not unreasonable, is it?
And there was talk of how the UK is upping spending on the defence budget. Opinion was divided as to why. Some felt it was sucking up to Donald Trump, others felt that America has had enough of spending money on defending Europe and Europe needs to defend itself from now on. I suspect there's truth to both arguments.
 
I got to work and did my bit on the early shift. As I worked I had a message from the first fruit of my loin. Did I have a pressure washer? Yes, thank you I replied. I went on to say I have got two. He was asking because he’s not got any now. His one blew up this morning. Mind you I say “blew up”, it actually stopped working and loads of smoke came out of it, but the end result is the same.
He wants to borrow one of mine, though he is rather vague as to whether he wishes to pressure-wash with it or to blow it up. I expect I will find out eventually. I’ll just make the proviso that if (when) he blows it up he can take the remains to the tip.
 
“er indoors TM went off out to the Marlowe with Steve and Sarah to see some comedian or other. I sorted myself a pizza and sparked up Netflix.Subserviencewas a rather good film, but like many sci-fi ideas wasn’t a new story. Whilst Asimov’s TN-3 and JN-1 came to mind, I was mostly reminded of Edmund Cooper’s Marion-A. It was a shame that the robot in this evening’s film ended up being a total psycho, but that’s what most robots on the telly end up being, isn’t it? Robots of cheap sci-fi stories of seventy years ago were much better thought-out. And they didn’t walk round in saucy undercrackers doing the dirty deed either.

25 February 2025 (Tuesday) - Traffic, Axolotls

I didn’t have the best of nights last night. I woke in the small hours in desperate need of the loo, and rather than getting up, going and going back to kip (which would have taken about two minutes) I spent hours twisting and turning and trying to resist the urge to get up.
Eventually I rose, did that which I should have done hours before, made toast and had my usual look at the Internet. It was much the same as ever. This morning there was some chap ranting on one of the Facebook pages I follow. He was ranting about how he’s never used algebra in his life, and why should children be taught it? This is a rant which appears from time to time and is always ranted by the genuinely stupid. Everyone uses algebra every single day, and those who claim they don’t, don’t actually know what algebra is.
 
I munzed and wordled, and seeing the rain had stopped I took the dogs out. The traffic round Ashford was a nightmare this morning. Again there was gridlock at the Cows roundabout, and matters weren’t helped by people trying to randomly swap lanes but not using indicators to show where they wanted to go.
The trouble with Ashford’s traffic is that what with the motorway and the train lines the town is cut into sections between which it is rather difficult to move. It only takes one road to get a delay and the whole town stops.
 
We eventually got to the woods where we had a good walk. The same route of four miles as yesterday. Bailey found a bone and some fox poo, but nothing that a dunk in the bath (with soap!) couldn’t shift.
As the rain started again I went into the garden and did some more pressure-washing of the patio. The little hand-held pressure-washer is so much easier to use than the big one in the shed, but neither is much good for my back.
 
I then drove to the post office. Sky wanted the old router back. I would have thought that the obvious thing for them to have done would have been to have the bloke take away the old when he delivered the new, but what do I know.
From there I drove down to Folkestone to collect my favourite lady for an afternoon out. I’d been messaging with Badger’s Hill Farm about visiting there this afternoon. They told me that we should wear wellies as it would be muddy. Sadly they didn’t tell me not to bother going as the place would be closed.
Oh well… it was only an hour’s worth of wasted driving.
From there it wasn’t *that* far to Bybrook Bark to look at their fish. Sadly they were having a delivery of fish and so the aquarium was closed. I took a deep breath. But we got to see the pond fish, some angel fish and an axolotl too. Littlun seems to like axolotls. She was quite taken with the acers outside as well.
An acer is a far more practical proposition at the moment.
 
By then it was home time, and we had something of a reprise of this morning’s drive to the woods. What is usually a five-minute drive from the garden centre to the motorway took forty-five minutes. It took me four times as long to get to the motorway as it took to get from Ashford to Folkestone.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up fish and chips for tea which we scoffed whilst watching the last episode of “Celebrity Hunted”. I won’t say what happened or who (if indeed anyone) won, but I must admit that having been convinced I would do OK on that show, now I’m not so sure. Mind you, when you realise the amount of CCTV that would seems to be across the country, some sort of a disguise would be a must. Wouldn’t it?
 
My back still hurts… Perhaps the four-mile walk, the hour with the pressure-washer and carrying littlun round the garden centre was a tad too much?
And the goldfish have stirred up the muck in their tank again.

24 February 2025 (Monday) - Hurt My Back

I had planned to take the dogs up to the woods this morning, but as I woke I heard heavy rain against the window. Ho Hum.
I made toast and peered into the internet and saw I’d been welcomed into a Facebook group – International Camping Adventures. I didn’t remember joining it; it looked to be a rather dull group (and that’s up against some pretty stiff competition) so I left it.
And Facebook sent me a message too. Yesterday something popped up in my Facebook feed which looked interesting. I clicked on it and it went straight to hard-core porn. I reported this, but (yet again) serious filth doesn’t go against their “community standards”.
 
With the rain showing no sign of letting up I had a look at my finances. The electrical issues of the last month came in a lot cheaper than they might have done, but still was an expense I didn’t need, and I’m seriously regretting having had the windows replaced. I hesitate to say the job was bodged, but I’m not at all happy with the finish, and we will probably have to pay someone else to put it right.
As I counted the pennies I remembered the Vex card that work gave me last year as a long service award. It’s in my Google wallet and is of no use to me whatsoever. It is supposedly worth fifty quid… I can use it to get fifty quid’s worth of stuff that I don’t want from a shop I would otherwise never go into.
On the plus side there’s no council tax or water bill this month, and all the mucking about with the broadband had reduced the Sky bill by a tenner a month.
 
As the rain continued I had this idea that the pressure washer generates loads of wet mess, so if I had a pressure wash round the garden the rain might wash away the muck. I got a little bit done before the battery went flat. That’s the trouble with a battery-powered pressure washer – you (I) need to remember to keep the batteries charged.
 
I Munzed and Wordled. I did a YouGov survey and wrote up CPD until the rain stopped. Finding myself getting rather restless I took the dogs to the woods where we walked for four miles. We did get rather muddy, but what did we expect really? It was a shame that Bailey had to roll in something disgusting, but that’s what she does.
We had baths when we returned, and I had a cup of coffee and a couple of biccies for lunch. I was tempted to have a pot noodle, but one of those contains two thirds of the calories I’d walked off round the woods earlier.
 
With one battery charged I went back out into the garden and blasted across the patio for a bit. Once blasted it is a rather nice pale sandy colour, but before blasting the patio is covered in a thick black gunge. It was clean not six months ago; where does all this muck come from?
The battery lasted about as long as my back did. When we were at the woods I slipped in the mud; I think I’ve pulled something.
I sat and played chess against the bots on chess dot com until I was able to move again.
 
“er indoors TM went off to bowling. I settled in front of the telly with the dogs and watched a film on Netflix. Renfieldwas billed as an action comedy horror. It was entertaining enough but could have done with a little (lot) less action and a little (any at all) more comedy.
 
And in closing I’ll mention that the goldfish are doing it again. Having spent loads of time and effort getting their tank pristine, they’ve developed an odd habit. Every evening they start digging in the gravel and the tank goes from beautifully clear to so murky you can’t see anything. Overnight they stop digging and the tank clears. They then swim about for the day, and in the evening start digging again. They seem happy; apparently it’s what goldfish do.
 
My back really hurts…

 

23 February 2025 (Sunday) - Tra La La !!!

With an alarm set I woke far too early. I gave up trying to sleep and was up watching more episodes of “Sick Note” at five o’clock. It’s a rather good show.
I had a look at the Internet. It was still there, but rather quiet so early on a Sunday morning. Trying not to disturb anyone I got ready for work.
 
I set off for work listening to the pundits on the radio as I do. This morning there was a surprisingly interesting article on the radio about men's undercrackers.  Apparently two fifths of adult men have their partners go buy their underwear for them, and a third have their mothers go get them. It was claimed that if left to his own devices, the average bloke only buys new pants once every five years,  and most men have at least one set of pants that is over twenty years old. It has to be said that some of mine are a tad threadbare, but twenty years? The elastic doesn't last that long... does it?
I can remember the last time I bought undercrackers. It was on Amazon... and now I think about it, that was three years ago... I suppose that when you get a good set of undercrackers you want to keep hold of them, don't you?
 
I got to work and did my bit. I must admit I hadn't been looking forward to having a Sunday shift at the end of a week off, but these days only doing half the hours I used to, most weeks seem like a week off. In the past I might have had a cheeky brekkie at the works canteen before going in, but I gave that a miss today.
Similarly in the past as I walked out I would often treat myself to a bag of chocolate coated Brazil nuts from the works branch of M&S...  but that's a thousand calories I neither need nor want. 
 
I came home to find the house in uproar. “er indoors TM was having a tidy-up. As she moved piles of clutter about I made us both a cuppa after first chucking out the remains of the tea she’d made earlier. What is it with tea drinkers? I see this all the time at home, at work, and my mother and father were the same. Given a cup of coffee someone will drink the lot. Given a cup of tea someone will drink maybe three mouthfuls and leave the rest to get chucked away once it is cold.
 
I wrote up a little CPD. Every Saturday the American Society of Hematology post up a photo of something you might see down the microscope and you have to identify (if you want to). This weekend it was stomatocytes.
Perhaps I’m a bit daft and a bit sensitive, but seeing stomatocytes gives me flashbacks to when an eighteen year old me was peering down a microscope whilst a rather nasty and vindictive senior MLSO (who I later found out had once fallen out with my uncle) was almost hysterical in his ranting about how useless I was because I couldn’t identify stomatocytes despite never having seen them before and having at best only a few weeks’ experience of looking at blood films.
The Royal East Sussex Hospital was a truly delightful place to work all those years ago… but looking back I remember so many of those people with whom I worked and make a point of trying my hardest not to be like they were…
 
I had quite a few emails this evening. Friends had been up the woods hunting out the geocaches I’d hidden in the week, and had said nice things about them.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a rather good chili which we scoffed whilst watching moreThe Traitors US”. I’m finding myself more and more fascinated by one of the contestants who has spent a fortune on plastic surgery. Her head looks as though it has been stretched out and her mouth looks like she’s been smacked in the kisser with a cricket bat. I suspect she thinks she looks lovely. If it were me I’d be asking for a refund.

22 February 2025 (Saturday) - Dog Club, Lego, Ironing, Telly

I didn’t hear Morgan getting up in the night but I heard my phone. The wi-fi and the mobile data were both turned off but it was still getting notifications about all sorts of things all night long. Does it get them through the Bluetooth? And if so, from where?
 
I made toast and had a look at the Internet. Yesterday I had birthday wishes from well over a hundred people. I was rather flattered and humbled… until I realized that I’ve got over six hundred people on my Facebook friends list. Which means that for every one that was kind enough to send a wish, five others couldn’t be arsed.
There was a post on the Dog Club Facebook page from someone who’d only been once before. Did we still meet if it was raining. I had a look outside and saw it was hossing down. There’s no denying that the bottle of port last night had been a tad overkill, and I didn’t relish the prospect of standing in the mud in a downpour with a hangover. But before I could officially cancel, others had posted that they were going.
 
I munzed and wordled, and we went off to go stand in the mud in a downpour. The rain soon stopped, but what we lacked in rain we made up for in mud. We all had a great time, but we all got filthy. The dogs all arrived looking clean, and within minutes all were sodden and dripping with mud. But the happy faces!!
As we drove home Steve was doing the mystery year competition on the radio. When was the first Lidl store opened in the UK? I thought it was 1993. I was only one year out.
 
We came home for serious dog washing. With soap. And dog coats, dog towels and our muddy trousers went into the washing machine. Then I had a stroke of genius and took the dog coats back out and pulled the lumps of mud off before they blocked up the washing machine.
“er indoors TM sorted us both a cuppa and a hot cross bun, and I had a little look at the internet. I had some emails. A fellow hunter of Tupperware had been up to Kings Wood this morning and got First to Find on the last two unfound geocaches that I hid earlier in the week. I *think* that’s all of them found now, so I know they are all there and all is good with them. From here on in it should just be ongoing maintenance with them which I should be able to do on our regular dog walks.
Or that’s the plan.
 
“er indoors TM spent the morning carrying with making a model kit she got a while back. I built one of my birthday pressies – a Lego bamboo. I do like the Lego botanical series. And with “er indoors TM off visiting her mum for the afternoon I cracked on with the ironing. As I ironed I watched episodes of Sick Note”; a rather entertaining series featuring him who played Ron Weasley inHarry Potter”.
As I ironed my phone rang. It was nice-next-door. Did I have a plunger she could borrow as her toilet was blocked. I have two plungers which I popped round and left with her. I’m quite happy to supply plungers; I’m not so keen on unbunging chodbins.
The plungers came back (suitably cleaned) ten minutes later with an assurance that they had done the trick. I was rather pleased about that, and was pleased to have been of help. She’s the sixteenth neighbour who’s lived in that house in the thirty-four years we’ve lived here, and we’ve probably had more to do with her than with all the others combined.
 
And then with a little time on my hands I went into the garden, got out the pressure washer and had a go at the paved areas out the back. I made a point of not blasting into the nooks and crannies where things might be hibernating, but the area outside the back door isn’t black any more.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up pizza for dinner which we scoffed whilst watching “The Traitors US”. The American show differs from the UK version in that the contestants in the American one have all been on various reality TV shows and if you aren’t up on American TV then the alliances and hatreds don’t make much sense, and there is a ridiculous amount of overacting.
 
I’ve got to go to work tomorrow… I hope my phone is quiet overnight.

 

21 February 2025 (Friday) - Happy Birthday To Me

I woke to the sound of Morgan jumping off the bed at four o’clock, so I hurried after him. He did the same a few minutes after I’d got back to bed; this time I heard him trying to be sick as I bundled him outside. I did catch him trying to chew on a dead deer’s carcass when we were at the woods yesterday. I wonder if he will learn the lesson?
We all eventually settled, and were then woken by the bin men coming up the road at six o’clock.
In the past on my birthday we’d be woken at twenty past seven by a phone call from my Mum. Not any more…
 
I nodded off again, and woke shortly after nine o’clock. I made toast and sent out birthday wishes to three of my Facebook friends who were also having birthdays today. Many years ago (about fifty-five) it came as a major revelation that my birthday wasn’t that special. Other people shared it. I had no idea that this was possible, and I can remember being incredibly surprised about it. There was a thing at Red Lake Primary School that when it was your birthday you stood at the front of the class and everyone else sang “Happy Birthday to You”. As I walked out to the front of the class I was amazed to see Leslie Marriott and Johnny Walker also walking out as well.
I really did go to school with Johnny Walker. It was years later (about ten) that I realized he’d been named after a bottle of whisky.
There were three of us who shared the birthday in my year at secondary school. Chris Sampson was one. It transpired that he and I were very distantly related. I can’t remember who the other lad was.
One of my trainees at work (the fifteenth that I took from starting through to qualification) also had her birthday today, but as we both agreed, it had been my birthday first.
A few celebrities share my birthday; the most famous being James Beck (Private Walker in Dad’s Army), Alan Rickman (Severus Snape from Harry Potter) and Charlotte Church.
Historically apart from an obscure species of parrot going extinct (in 1918) not much of note happened on this day.
 
As I scoffed toast I saw that the fish tank had become very clear overnight, but the new pagoda ornament I’d bought yesterday was listing at a very rakish angle. Bearing in mind the amount of muck that poor filter had probably shifted overnight I cleaned it out and put the pagoda straight. Doing that stirred up plenty more muck.
 
We got the dogs onto their leads, but didn’t go up to the woods. It had been grubby enough yesterday and had rained overnight so we walked into Ashford and wandered round the memorial gardens, the north park and once round the outlet centre. The mems has been done up rather well, and the outlet centre is amazingly dog friendly with the majority od shops welcoming dogs in. I wouldn’t dare take a dog into any of those shops though. I couldn’t afford an accident – not at those prices.
Our walk was guided by a couple of geocaching adventure labs, and we came home having added eleven more smiley faces to our scores (it’s a geo-thing).
 
We came home for a cuppa, and I spent a little while looking at the fish tank. The time and effort (and nearly fifty quid!) spent on it yesterday seems to have paid off. It looks a whole lot better, and the fish seem to be a bit more active.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a rather good bit of dinner which we washed down with a bottle of plonk and a bottle of port. The evening became rather vague…

20 February 2025 (Thursday) - Rather Busy

Again I was woken in the small hours by the sound of Morgan jumping off the bed. I chased after him, let him out, did my own business, and then lay awake for much of the rest of the night.
 
As I made brekkie so road works finally started over the road. On the morning of Sunday 26 January I had an interesting conversation with the driver of a KCC lorry registration BA23 FDV. The fellow was putting out road cones along the parking area outside our house with a view to fixing a rather small pot hole.
He seemed rather angry that cars were parked in the parking bay. He pointed out my car and said it shouldn’t be there because he’d just put out a road cone. He claimed that his putting out a road cone immediately made that place a no parking zone.
I suggested that rather than going out on a Sunday morning and trying to cordon off swathes of residential parking, he might be better advised to have his office people put leaflets through the doors of local residents to let them know of upcoming road works. This chap was adamant that contacting locals was a waste of time as nobody takes any notice of such notifications, and was adamant that his deciding that somewhere was a no-parking zone was all the authority he needed to cordon off a parking space.
He bustled off indignantly, and a few days later the cones went. They came back with some barriers on Thursday 13 February. On Friday 14 February I phoned the highways department at Kent County Council who assured me that whoever had put out the barriers had not followed proper procedure and there was no record of any such parking restrictions. They told me someone would investigate and get back to me, and gave me the reference 860893.
I chased them on Monday 17 February when they still had no record of any planned road works.
Late yesterday afternoon I had a phone call telling me that the barriers were so that traffic could pass as a pot hole might be fixed.
Work started shortly after 8am this morning, and even then there was nothing on the 1-network website
 
I got the dogs onto their leads and we went out. I chatted with the blokes working over the road. They were pleasant enough. I asked them who decides what holes need fixing bearing in mind there’s dozens of bigger ones locally. They both laughed and said that “the council” decide which holes need fixing, but neither seemed to know the name of who exactly it is that gives them their instructions.
 
We drove up to the woods. As we drove the pundits on the radio were still talking about President Trump. Facebook was alive with talk of him too. No one seems to have realized that he is the democratically elected president. Perhaps people might like to redirect their anger and frustration at a process which allows frankly laughable outcomes because the considered opinion of an educated person is of no more worth than the whim of a half-wit.
 
We got to the woods where we had a good walk. Unlike the previous three days we weren’t hiding geocaches and so we walked a shorter walk. Only about three and a half miles. As we walked we saw something which was frankly laughable… all the time it was someone else’s dog. A young couple were desperately trying to untangle a twenty-five metre dog lead from a dozen coppiced multi-trunked trees whilst a dog the size of a small horse was going frantic at the end of the lead. As the couple struggled (one with the dog, one with the untangling) some chap in a Hi-Viz jacket was loudly giving instructions which everyone seemed to be ignoring. Morgan trotted up to the tangled dog and barked. I whistled and he turned and trotted up to me. There was a look of pure jealousy on the face of the young woman fighting with the huge dog. It is always rather satisfying when my dogs do as they are told.
 
We drove home past many very large pot holes; so many I lost count. We got home about two hours after we left to find the road works had all been done.
The dogs had a bath, and I sorted us both a cuppa. I wrote a letter to the county councilor. He seemed to try to do something about the floods by Asda; maybe he can get involved with the workings of Kent Highways. Either they might sort out their employees, or sort out their processes. Either way, something needs sorting.
 
Something that definitely needed sorting was my fish tank. I took out all the old plastic plants and ornaments and changed half of the water. I scrubbed the plastic plants and ornaments and changed more water. Then scrubbed the plastic plants and ornaments again and changed more water. Just as I was on the verge of scrubbing everything for a squillionth time so there was a knock at the door. The nice Amazon man had delivered the new fish tank filter I’d ordered yesterday. New filter – how about new plastic plants and ornaments?
 
Leaving the fish tank in disarray I popped to the doctor’s. I had an appointment for blood & urine tests and an ECG. The nice nurse stuck a needle into me and took some blood… and pulled the needle out before releasing the torniquet. Releasing the torniquet first is the first thing phlebotomists are taught. Doing that makes sure you don’t get a bruise. The nice nurse then did the ECG, and there was then an embarrassing twenty minutes whilst she fought with the computer; re-booting it several times to no avail.. She had to send the ECG trace to the duty doctor who was in another surgery several miles away. I did wonder why the doctor in the next room couldn’t have had a look at it, but what do I know?
Eventually I was told I wasn’t on the verge of a heart attack, and I set off to Bybrook Barn where I spent far too much on new plastic plants and ornaments for the fish tank.
 
I came home and reassembled the fish tank. The gravel and the fish are the same as was in there this morning but all else is new. The water was taking a while to clear; I suspect the new filter has got its work cut out for it. Mind you the filter aerates as well as filters and is so much quieter than the old one.
 
Whilst I’d been ECG-ing and getting new tank stuff so the geo-feds had published the caches we’d hidden yesterday. So I’ve now got something of a sense of achievement. That’s one hundred and twelve new geocaches I’ve put out this week. I’ve been working on this project for a few months… I wonder what I can do next.
 
And just as the fish tank was getting clear so the fish decided to dig in the gravel and clag it all up again…

19 February 2025 (Wednesday) - Thirty-One More New Caches

I woke to the sound of a dog jumping off the bed in the mall hours followed by the sound of heaving. I leapt up and chivvied Morgan outside. I didn’t get back to sleep after that.
I made toast and had a look at the Internet. There was quite a bit of talk about “Doctor Who” this morning. Apparently filming on the next season finished last week, and there’s rumours of the BBC cancelling the show. Even though the Disney corporation have paid a small fortune to keep it going. Apparently there’s “fan backlash” and “ratings concern”. The fan backlash being that the stories are of incredibly variable standard, and the ratings concern being that people don’t watch it any more because the standard is so variable.
 
Once the dogs had scoffed their brekkie I took them up the woods for the last phase of fetching in the old caches and putting out the new.
As we drove the pundits on the radio were interviewing some ex-aide of President Trump. This chap said that President Trump really does have a way of randomly deciding what is going on in the world regardless of reality, and when he’s got something dangerously wrong has to be persuaded that he is wrong. And he apparently takes quite a bit of persuading.
That explains a lot.
There was also talk about the Ukrainian premier who was ranting his ingratitude again. Bearing in mind that if it wasn’t for the rest of the world his country would have been overrun years ago, you’d think he’d be a bit more thankful for the amount of aid and help he’s getting.
 
We got to the woods. Today was a rather shorter walk of only five and a half miles and we only put out thirty-one caches today. We met a few other dogwalkers, and the meetings all passed off reasonably well… All except one. Some woman and her dog were bumbling along behind us toward the end of our walk, so we stopped at one of the points where I wanted to hide a cache so she could come past. I’m not keen on having the normal people seeing me hiding a film pot under a rock; it is easier not going into endless explanations. She wasn’t keen to come past though, and stood ten yards away staring at me. I pointed out that we had stopped so as she could come past. On the third time of telling her she slowly pootled past. We caught up with her fifty yards later when she asked which car park we were heading to. I said the upper one. She asked where the lower one was, and wasn’t at all impressed to hear she’d walked past it half a mile previously. And then she kicked off a rant in which it was all my fault that she’d missed the lower car park as she had been following me and I’d deliberately headed toward the wrong car park. That fact that my car was parked in what she felt was the wrong car park was apparently utterly irrelevant.
 
We came home. I did the geo-admin and sent it all off to the geo-feds. I had a cuppa then took Treacle to the vets for her annual once-over. The vet says she is overweight (we know that) and has suggested biopsies for her various lumps. Personally I’m of the opinion that they are just fatty lumps but it wouldn’t hurt to have them looked at. The vet has also suggested bringing her in to have her teeth scaled and polished. We’ll see if concerted brushing can’t so the trick first; I’m not keen on having her knocked out for no real reason.
 
And then I drove down to Folkestone. “Daddies’ Little Angel TM had an appointment so I was in charge of littlun for an hour or so. We went to the garden centre and looked at the fish. It was marginally cheaper than the zoo and kept her amused.
 
“er indoors TM was off out with her mates this evening. I boiled myself up a pizza and watched a film on Netflix. Vicious Little Letters”. It was rather good.
 
The dogs are snoring and I’m feeling worn out. It’s been a busy day today…

 

18 February 2025 (Tuesday) - Forty-Three More New Caches

I slept well, but got up a little earlier than I might have done. I made toast and peered into a rather dull internet. Not much was happening at all this morning. I Munzed and got an incredibly silly wordle on the second to last try. “Indie”? Is that a word?
 
I got coats onto Morgan and Bailey (as it was cold) and leads onto all three and we set off to the woods again. As we drove the pundits on the radio were again talking about how President Trump is going to sort out the Ukrainian situation. There wasn’t actually anything new being said on the matter, but that didn’t stop the windbags pontificating in the matter.
 
We got to the woods. I had hoped to park in the lower car park for today’s phase of my Kings Wood geo-project, and setting off early meant that we got a space. There are loads of spaces at the top car park, but only half a dozen spaces at the lower one. We could have parked at the top and walked down, but that would have added to an already long walk.
As we walked away from the car park we saw a few other dog walkers. All of whom seemed to be gripped by panic when they saw my three off the leads. About half-way round our walk we saw a familiar face; a chap who regularly walks dogs round the woods. I said how good it was to see another dog walker who wasn’t terrified at the sight of another dog. He laughed and said he knew exactly what I meant.
We also saw a chap I call “Billy Big Bolllox”. He walks round with four huge dogs and always swears at my three when he sees them. He never seems to see me, and when I ask him if there is an issue he all but craps himself in terror. Which was what happened today. All the mouth at the dogs until I came round the corner when he was suddenly all smiles and ingratiating.
 
As we walked we saw deer. I’m no expert but I *think* there are two different species of deer in Kings Wood.
The first lot we saw today were up by the viewpoint facing Canterbury. These deer were bigger taller deer not entirely unlike ponies in their build. About half an hour and a mile later we saw another herd. These ones were much smaller; shaped rather like sheep.
Once we were a little way round our walk my phone beeped. The thirty-eight geocaches that we hid at the north side of the woods yesterday had gone live, and geocaching HQ had awarded me a little e-souvenir for hiding them.
 
We came home having hidden forty-three more geocaches. I did the paperwork, and then phoned the council. Last Thursday someone had coned off half of half of the parking bay outside our house. Whilst we’d been up the woods someone had extended the coned area and put cones on the bay up the road. The council are sending someone out to have a look as there is no record of any need for these cones. Mind you they said that last Friday…
 
With “er indoors TM off out running an errand I started dinner going and whilst it simmered I sparked up Netflix and watched a film. “The Pope’s Exorcist” was a rather good film in which it turned out that the King of Hell had resisted all attempts at being exorcised in the fifteenth century and so had been locked in a disused monastery in Spain. And then some clueless American had bought the monastery and opened it up so’s King Devil could get out.
The lead character was based on a real-life character, not that exorcism is really a thing, but it made for a good film.
 
“er indoors TM returned and I doshed out dinner. I was rather impressed with how it came out. Mind you, plov is simple enough to do, and a bottle of “fresh and fruity” Blossom Hill washed it down nicely.
Hic…

17 February 2025 (Monday) - Putting Out The New Caches

Having had a rather epic pig-out over the weekend it was hardly surprising that my weight had gone up when I stood on the scales this morning. I’d hoped it wouldn’t, but there it was. I made toast and had my usual peer into the Internet wondering if much had changed. It hadn’t.
 
I got the dogs organized and we set off out. As we drove the pundits on the radio were talking about the situation in Ukraine. It would seem that President Trump has decided what is going to happen, and bearing in mind who’s got the big bucks and the big guns, what he says goes. As Ron once wrote and Russell sang (it’s a Sparks thing) “might makes right when you are wrong”. Apparently the Prime Minister was flying out to an emergency meeting of European leaders who’ve all got the arse that they are being sidelined. I suspect they’ve actually got the arse because they’ve finally realized that previous American presidents have listened to them out of a sense of being polite rather than because they warrant being listened to.
 
We got to the woods where I started on the next phase of my Kings Wood geo-project. I walked around putting out one third of the new caches. Today I went across the northern side of the wood. I managed to find quite a few of the old pots and re-use them.
As we walked Bailey whinged a bit; it had been rather cold when we’d started so she had her coat on. She seemed warm so I took it off, and the whinging stopped.
It was only a shame that after eight miles we got back to the car to find Morgan was covered in fox poo.
 
We came home. Morgan had a bath, and before long all dogs were snoring. I cracked on with the geo-admin. I archived the old one hundred and eight geocaches, and sent thirty-eight new cache pages in to the geo-feds for their perusal.
I munzed and wordled, and feeling that at nineteen thousand steps I’d overdone the morning I settled on the sofa and watched episodes of “Four in a Bed”. Today’s contestants were a little old lady who was renting out spare bedrooms, a couple of pubs, and a frankly epic hotel with a staff of over twenty which was run by a chap who was pretending to be camp. Annoyingly no one really fell out with anyone else.
 
“er indoors TM boiled up a good pasta bake which we scoffed whilst watching telly. “Celebrity Huntedis just annoying. Surely anyone going on that show would know to stay away from central London?
 
I really should have an early night – I want to replace the caches in the south part of Kings Wood tomorrow which means parking in the lower car park, and that is small and fills quickly.
And it is now four years since my mum died…

16 February 2025 (Sunday) - Cranbrook and Hawkhurst

I didn’t get out of my pit until nine o’clock this morning. Something of a result. I made toast and had a look on-line. In the Ashford Facebook group people were grumbling about energy prices. As the grumbles went on one thing became very apparent. Your energy bill is less to do with how much you use and all to do with who you pay. People using seemingly the same amount of power were paying wildly different amounts. I can’t understand the entire power market thing. If I change my supplier I pay a different amount of money, but it is exactly the same gas and leccie which I am using.
In the same group someone else was telling the world that she’d lost her air-pods and had tracked them down to a particular house in Quantock Drive. Having posted pictures of where her phone said the things were, and having accused the people in that house of having stolen them, she was rather miffed to be told that the GPS accuracy was no better than a hundred feet and it could be in any one of a dozen houses. She was even more miffed to be told she might get sued for defamation of character for making such public accusations.
I had an email from Credit Karma who said I’d hit a milestone in my credit journey because I’d paid down my credit card every month for the last six months. I’ve actually paid it down every month for as long as I’ve had a credit card (forty-odd years). It bothers me how much these people know about my financial dealings. I’ve asked the bank how these people know supposedly confidential financial information, and the bank claim that these credit agencies have access to everyone’s business.
 
I munzed and Wordled, then solved a few geo-puzzles and wrote up some CPD before the off.
We drove out to Cranbrook where we thought we might tire the dogs walking the Ad-Lab geocache series. We had a good walk. We found a multi-cache whilst we were at it and also identified a problem with the nearby Church Micro. As we walked back to the car we found ourselves walking past Larkins Alehouse. From the outside it looked rather quiet, but we went in to find a wonderful pub. The place welcomed dogs, and had a rather good beer selection, and was filled with the most welcoming people. We sat and chatted with a rather friendly couple who also had dogs, and as we chatted I got through two pints of a rather good porter.
From Cranbrook it was a short hop to Hawkhurst and the Royal Oak where we met up with family and had a very good Sunday roast. “er indoors TM and I had an entire roast chicken between us to say nothing of far too many vegetables. The dogs certainly didn’t go hungry. The dessert menu was equally good. They had Larkins ale on the hand pump and things got rather vague as the afternoon wore on.

15 February 2025 (Saturday) - Dog Club, Lego, Games Night

My alarm woke me at seven o’clock this morning. That rarely happens. I got up, made toast and had my usual rummage round the Internet. There was quite a bit of talk about how filming is due to start on the new.series of “Red Dwarf”. For once there was no argument or bickering on Facebook about it. Everyone was agreed that Red Dwarf has had its day (about twenty-five years ago) and should be allowed to retire gracefully. The show was hilarious to begin with, but it has been done to death.   
There was a similar sense of unanimity on the local Ashford Facebook page where seeming the the whole town was condemning some woman who was offering to walk dogs for ten quid an hour whilst claiming that she wasn’t doing it as a business and consequently didn’t need to have insurance or pay tax on her earnings.
I munzed, got Wordle on the fifth attempt, and got ready for the off.
 
As we drove to Repton Steve was doing the “Guess the Lyrics” competition on the radio, “You count the days but does it all add up to you”? – Living by Numbers – New Musik – 1980? No? – I recognized it when the song was played.
We got to Repton and Dog Club and had a very good (if rather muddy) time. We all stood in a cold field making polite conversation whilst about twenty dogs ran riot. The dogs all had fun; I loved it.
As it so often does, Dog Club overran a bit, but we caught the end of the Mystery Year competition as we drove home. Live Aid? Yes – I know it was 1985, but I always say 1986.
 
We came home and had a cuppa, and there was a knock on the door. Rob and Lizzie were passing. It was good to catch up.
I then counted up the Dog Club money. The people whose field it is ask for one pound fifty per dog per week. I put up a pot for the money, and once home count it all up, pocket it and transfer that amount (plus a fiver for our three) to the field owner’s bank account. It works well – I’ve not had to get cash from the bank for ages… but it does leave me with far too much loose change. I mentioned this to the chap who runs the local corner shop a while ago and he said he’d welcome the loose change.
So I took forty quid’s worth of change to the corner shop.
Never again.
There was someone different behind the counter today. I told him that the shop owner had told me he’d like the loose change. The chap behind the counter looked at me as though I was the shit on his shoe and phoned the owner. I heard him saying that someone claiming to be called Dave was trying to unload coins. He then took a ridiculous amount of time to inspect and count the change, and made a point of turning away from me every time another person walked anywhere near his counter. He then announced he would only take the pound coins and the twenty pence pieces, and inspected every single one.
Bearing in mind I’ve been shopping in there for over forty years and was doing them a favour I can’t say I was at all impressed.
 
I had a bit of a tidy up, and cleaned out the fish tank. I could do with replacing that tank with one that is slightly bigger but the same height. I spent a little while looking on-line but no one seems to make tanks that are only twelve inches high. I shall have to look at getting a bespoke one made.
And then with a little time on my hands I cracked open a Christmas pressie. “Daddies’ Little Angel TM had bought me the Lego Chrysanthemum (from their Botanical range) and I spent a rather pleasant hour putting it together.
 
Steve Sarah and Chris came round for the evening and we had a rather good session on the Infinity table. Game of life, Sorry, Ticket to Ride… I rather enjoy our games nights… but I might have let the diet slip a little this evening.

14 February 2025 (Friday) - Oh Deer

I was up far too early again this morning. As I scoffed toast I watched more “Poldark” in which Master Drake was up for a portion, but Mistress Morwenna wasn’t having any of it, and Ross would seem to have fallen foul of the Georgian MI5.
I then had a quick look round the Internet as I do most mornings. It was still there. Our new MP was posting all sorts of nonsense to his Facebook page. His predecessor had a way of posting all sorts of local news to his Facebook page in such a way that he seemed to be somehow taking the credit for everyone else’s efforts, and our new chap seems to be following in the same vein.
There wasn’t much else going on, so I got ready for work.
 
I set off for work listening to the pundits on the radio as I do. Apparently the Russians took a pot shot at the nuclear power station in Chernobyl yesterday- the one that went bang all those years ago and is still pretty dangerous. The Ukrainian leader claims that this shows that the Russians have no interest in negotiating a cease fire, and was being rather vocal on the matter. I can't help but think that he should watch his lip. Several so-called experts were wheeled on who talked about Ukraine and Gaza and seemed to feel that President Trump doesn't think that the USA should be forever sorting out the world's problems any more.  He's probably got a point - how much does the USA spent on other people's problems? Probably far more than they want to. There was then quite a bit of doom and gloom expressed about what might happen on a global scale if the USA takes an isolationist stance. The Russians and Chinese would have pretty much a free hand to invade where they please. Not that the Russians can really afford it.
 
I got to work. I wasn't supposed to be working today, but I'd been asked to pop in and help for the morning. I was happy to do so. I didn't have much planned for today other than a dog walk, and that could be put back a few hours. I did a morning’s worth of work and came home at mid-day and we went for our walk then.
Morgan was funny. I’ve decided he’s not a “morning” dog. Every morning when it is walk time he won’t get out of his basket and will run upstairs to avoid going out, even though he clearly loves it when we get to the woods. But if offered a walk later in the day he’s dead keen.
 
We went to the woods and walked a little further than usual. Bailey saw a squirrel at extreme distance and nearly caught it. Morgan nearly had a dead mouse. All three totally missed the herd of deer crossing the path fifty yards in front of us, and didn’t even notice when they stopped and (really did) pose for the camera.
Amazingly the dogs got back to the car reasonably clean, and didn’t need a bath once we got home.
 
Once home I phoned Kent County Council’s Highways department about the barriers blocking off the parking bay outside the house. They said that there was nothing planned up our road and that they would get someone to look into what was going on, and gave me a reference number – 860893.
 
“er indoors TM went off out with Steve and Sarah to see some comedian or other. I boiled myself up a pizza (which was nowhere near as difficult as I thought it might be) and settled on the sofa with the dogs and had a Poldark-a-thon. I’ve seen all of that show now – it took just over a month to binge-watch all five seasons. I wonder what I shall watch next.