27 March 2026 (Friday) - Early Shift

With an alarm set I didn’t sleep as well as I might. I was up, scoffing toast and watching an episode of “Derek” by five o’clock, before having a little root around the internet. It was fairly quiet at half past five this morning, but there was a little argument. Someone had made the (patently obvious) statement that out of any twenty people, no matter how they are judged nine will be above average. Not only did most people disagree, most people were very happy to proudly show off their ignorance.
I Munzed. I set the dishwasher going (I forgot that last night), got dressed and set off to work.
 
As I drove to work I listened to the radio as I do.  There are calls for the government to apologize for the forced adoptions that happened after the war when babies were taken away from their mothers simply because the mothers weren't married. Whilst what happened was obviously wrong, as I've said before how can anyone apologize for things that happened before they were born? Are those who were responsible going to be held to account posthumously? Surely it would be better to look at current forced adoptions and stop the totally unnecessary ones before any apologies are needed and sack the people involved. Not that I'm in any way bitter.
And as the doctors prepare to go on strike asking for a twenty-six per cent pay rise their own union's staff are on strike themselves having been offered a below inflation rise of less than three per cent.
I suppose (if nothing else) it made a change from listening to the antics of the demonstrably senile President Trump.
 
I stopped off at Tesco to get myself a sandwich. The shelf fillers weren't swearing at each other. Instead some were leaning against the fridges talking about Lanzarote. Others were talking about how useless they were at using any form of technology; like so many people they took pride in being unable to do the simplest things. The staff supposedly overseeing the self-service checkouts weren't idly chattering though; they were just glowering at the public as though daring them to ask for help.
 
I did my bit… I came home through drizzle. Not bad enough that we couldn’t do “FEED THE FISH” but bad enough to put me off taking the dogs to the woods.
It’s supposed to be chirping up by the morning.
Today has been dull…
 
And after yesterday's debacle I've made a list of what I've used my phone for today.
 
  • Alarm clock
  • Checking transactions on bank account
  • Making payments.
  • Playing Munzee
  • Playing Wordle
  • Playing Panda Saga
  • Whatsapping friends & family
  • Checking emails
  • Getting logon code for works email
  • Checking Facebook
  • Counting the calories in dinner
  • Reading books (on the Kindle app)
  • Checking the weather forecast
  • Checking the traffic on the way home
  • Logging a geocaching trackable
 
I knew I used the phone a lot but didn’t realise just how much… I’d be rather stuck without it. And today I didn’t use the calculator or camera or do any shopping with it or park my car…

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