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4 January 2026 (Sunday) - Getting The Date Wrong

I slept like a log. I was asleep for nearly ten hours last night, finally getting out of my pit at half past nine with a headache. “er indoors TM said she hardly slept last night. Because it was so cold I’d left the heating on… I think that was my mistake.
I made toast and peered into the Internet. A new series of geocaches had gone live near Hever Castle which was something of a result. That will be an adventure for another day. A friend was posting photos of the cricket match he was watching… in Melbourne
 
With time pushing we got ourselves organised and hurried round to Viccie Park to join in with The Big Ashford Dog Walk… only to find nothing happening. I asked a couple of passers-by if they’d seen any convocations of dog walkers. No one had, and that was for a very good reason. The Big Ashford Dog Walk is next Sunday. Oh well…
We made the most of the mistake. We were at the park anyway so we had a little walk around. Treacle was allowed off of the lead, but not the little two. We’ve had issues up there before and I wasn’t taking any chances. As we walked there were enough other dogs snarling at us; having them off the lead would just be adding to the aggro. We walked past frozen ponds with idiot children jumping on the ice. The water is only about a foot deep so it would be unlikely for them to get stuck under the ice, but it would have been funny to have watched them crash through. They didn’t though.
We walked home via the co-op field. That used to be a favourite haunt of mine; I would often take Fudge for long walks and wherever we went we would come home through the co-op field. Treacle clearly wanted to play with Morgan and Bailey as we came through so I let them off the lead. Both flew off to the edge of the field and were clearly trying to get into the nearby gardens. I wish I knew what goes through their heads… they are as good as gold in Kings Wood and at Longbeech Woods. But they can be hit and miss in Orlestone, and were a total nightmare in the co-op field.
 
We came home where I voomed round the garden gathering turds, One advantage of the current cold snap is that it is much easier to harvest frozen turds than ones “as god intended”.
We had a cuppa; I munzed and Wordled as the dogs quarrelled over dog toys. Treacle absolutely *must* have every single toy, and she gets quite nasty when the smaller two want one.
 
“er indoors TM wanted to go to the craft shop. I didn’t; I’d get bored, so I stayed at home. I’d had an email. The nice people at McCann’s brewery have given the thumbs-up for a meet there in February, so I prepared the web page in readiness, then Munzed, Wordled, and generally slobbed about for an hour or so until I got a message. That box of dog food we had stolen yesterday had turned up. Not the dog food; just the box (with a few dentastixs in it). A friend who lives over the road found the box at the end of the drive to the rear access to the houses over the road. He was adamant it wasn’t there when he went out earlier, so whoever it was who had stolen the box yesterday had come back and dumped it there this morning. Presumably they didn’t want the possibility of having to explain why they had a box with our address on it, so they dumped it back near where they’d stolen it from?
 
“er indoors TM came home and we took most of the Christmas decorations down. Part of me was sad; part wasn’t.  I read more “Harry Potter” on my Kindle, and we had a very good plate of stir fry for dinner. We washed it down with a very good bottle of plonk whilst watching yesterday’s episode of “The Traitors”. The outcome was a foregone conclusion as one of the contestants oh-so-obviously pissed on his chips. Silly fellow.
 
I’ve got to sort a dentist appointment tomorrow – half a tooth has just come out on a Quality Street toffee penny…

 

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