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17 December 2022 (Saturday) - A Little Drinkie

“er indoors TM  says that the jury is still out on the new mattress. Judging by the lack of snoring last night the thing has gone up slightly in my estimation.
I got up and took the puppies into the garden. Recently I’ve remarked on how quick they get done in the garden, but over the last few days they’ve been playing silly beggars in the garden during the first tiddle. I *think* they like playing in the snow and ice as they certainly won’t come in when called.
As they made themselves comfortable on the new bed with “er indoors TM and Treacle I opened today’s window on the Advent Calendar… and again wished I’d opened the thing months ago when I first bought it.
 
I scraped the ice from the car, and we drove the dogs over to the Repton estate for Dog Club. As we turned up the drive to the car park so the puppies started squealing in excitement; they knew where they were going.
We had a good Dog Club. The puppies loved it, and despite an initial grouchiness, Treacle eventually started joining in; she found a pug with whom she wasn’t entirely disagreeable. Morgan charged around like a loon with everyone and everything. It was a shame that Bailey had to eat another dog’s poop, but that’ the kind of dog she is.
Several people had bought  cup of coffee (in an insulated mug); next time I might just do the same. I took a few photos of Dog Club; it is a simple idea, but such a good one. For a pound per dog we get to charge round in a contained area playing with other dogs and talking to other dog-herds. And with an early start we are home by ten o’clock.
 
We came home via the co-op where we got buns for morning coffee. And as we got home so the rain started. It has to be said we need rain to wash away the ice which is the aftermath of Monday’s snow.
We then took care not to wake the now sleeping dogs, and “er indoors TM drove me and “My Boy TM” to Rye where she abandoned us. She and sister-in-law went off doing whatever it is that they do, and together with my brother and more nephews than sense (two) we went on a little pub crawl.
Back in the day a pub crawl round Rye was one of my favourite pastimes, but I’d not had a session there for years… Had the place changed much?
 
Our first port of call was the Crown. It was one of those places that looked rather scary as you walked in, but the locals were friendly, and we stayed for a couple of pints of Timmy Taylor and a few games of pool (which were free). After the pool, the first fruit of my loin suggested a game where everyone starts with three points and you lose a point every time you fail to pot a ball. Bearing in mind I was first one to get rid of all my points, I’m claiming a victory.
From there we walked up to the Cinque Ports Arms. Very welcoming locals here as well. One of them was having a birthday and very kindly invited us to share the spread. Sausage rolls, pastry things… very tasty. And a pint of Directors in a Shepherd Neame pub too – unheard of.
We then went to the toilet. Quite literally. The Water Works is a tiny little micro-pub built in what used to be the old public conveniences. The place was wonderful, and despite its miniscule size they had ten ales and fourteen ciders on. I had a pint of plum porter and a pint of something from somewhere near Tonbridge. Others in our bunch had toffee apple cider, rhubarb cider, and the best pepperoni sticks you ever did taste.
And the toilet flush was a “Doom Bar” hand pump too.
An excellent beer selection, and such attentive staff… If it hadn’t been a week before Christmas we would have stayed all day, but the place was so full we’d had to set up in the outdoor seating area. The heaters were doing their best, but it was time to move on.
Just up the road was the Outside Inn; a relatively new addition to the Rye pub circuit. The staff were friendly enough but the place seemed deserted… Our previous five rounds had averaged about twenty quid. A round of drinks in here was thirty-six quid. And the bottled ales were taken from the fridge. Seriously?
We had one drink (for me a rather grim bottle of Harvey’s Christmas Ale) then moved on.
The Queens Head was a disappointment. Many years ago it was warm and quirky. I can remember sitting in leather armchairs playing chess with “Daddy’s Little Angel TM”. But today all that had character had been stripped out. We had a pint of the American Red and a game of pool then went down to the Mardi Lounge for a rather good curry.
The pint of Tiger that went with the rather good curry made for the gallon of beer, and then it all was rather vague. We went back to the Crown for another pint and a game of pool, and found that one of the normal people was covered in blood having somehow hit his head on the low ceiling in the toilet. We joined in the fussing for a while, and then got the message that the ladies had arrived to take up home.
I’m told that the car heading towards Hastings was equipped with buckets, and that one was needed…
Must go on another pub crawl round Rye again…

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