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11 September 2023 (Monday) - Robot Goes Psycho

I managed to sleep through to five o'clock this morning which was something of a result. I woke to find Treacle was at the foot of the bed fast asleep, and seemed to be OK. I let sleeping dogs lie, got up and did my morning round. I made toast as I do, watched a bit of telly then sparked up the Internet. And rolled my eyes. People were on the Star Trek Facebook pages asking what was special about the number 1701. Other people were on the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy page asking why everyone was talking about 42.
More and more Facebook pages devoted to specialist interests are being overrun by those who don't know the first thing about said specialist interest. And it is not just Facebook pages... I had an email of advice on Wherigo geocaches this morning from some chap who has just found his second one (and only found his first geocache a couple of months ago).
 
I set off to work. As I drove there was talk about how the boss of the John Lewis chain was calling for a royal commission to save UK high streets. Apparently what with more people working from home these days and many shopping centres in out-of-town locations and the rise of on-line shopping, fewer and fewer people are going into town centres to squander their money.
Personally I feel I have to question the entire concept of "going shopping". If I "go shopping" I've either got orders from “er indoors TM to get specific items, or I'm going to get something that I can't get on-line (having done my research first). There are those who go shopping because they have nothing better to do, but the days of wandering to the shops to waste an afternoon squandering hard-earned cash on random crap I don't want or need are long behind me, and long behind most people as well. I wonder how long traditional shops have got left? There will always be a need for food shopping (as it is perishable), but as for everything else? Amazon have the right idea. Order it on-line and have it delivered. I can remember the head honcho of "Whatever Comics" in Canterbury going mail-order-only as having a physical shop cost him too much money, and that was over twenty years ago.
 
I got to work - it was rather better than it had been yesterday. And being on an early start and consequently an early finish was good too.
I came home, loaded the dogs into the car and we went to the woods. We had a good walk, but as we went we did meet a couple of normal people who were out for a walk. With no dogs of their own they were less than polite about my wolf-pack. There are some people who seem to think that there is something rather sissy-ish and not at all macho about having small dogs, and they had words to say. I smiled politely, and resisted the temptation to tell them to get knotted.
Five minutes from the end of our walk Treacle found a stagnant ditch in which to wallow. One advantage of small dogs is that there is a lot less to wash.
 
With walk walked we came home for that wash. “er indoors TM did dinner then went bowling. I ironed shirts whilst watching a film on Netflix. T.I.M. is a typical Netflix movie; an excellent movie made with an incredibly small cast. But it wasn’t an original story… “robot goes psycho” is a very old theme in sci-fi and sadly I found myself comparing this film’s T.I.M. with Dean Koontz’s Proteus IV and Asimov’s TN3. T.I.M. didn’t come close to those who came fifty (or more) years before
And whilst we’re thinking about “robot goes psycho”, one of the mailing lists I follow (for continuing professional development) has set a little competition: “Write 50 words or fewer in response to the following question: How will Artificial Intelligence transform healthcare over the next 10 years?
That should keep me occupied for a few minutes…

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